If I give an ETA I WILL fuck up my eyeliner a bunch
WHAT? But then you just make the other eye look like the one you messed up! Oh wait, no, now that one is bigger, so lets do the other one again. Okay well I went too far there but if I make the other one like it....aaaaaand I'm a raccoon. A 30min late raccoon.
I say I come on at 8 but honestly it's more like 8:30, so I just update my twitter the moment I sign on.
Most annoying thing...besides the camgirls that berate and threaten their room when tips are slow? I guess the zombies that stare blankly at their screen like they're watching a movie and not paying attention. It's actually unnerving. Because there isn't a movie. They are just staring. What are they staring at for 15min??! Are they even alive?
Also I know we aren't on the topic of anal hygiene anymore....but y'all don't know about those squirty bulbs? Squirts water in your butt, squirt it out, do it 2 times and tada? Because actually, um, yes. Yes I always clean my butt before anal. It's like a mini enema? It takes like 2min.
And I am a total anal slut, I fuck my ass every chance I get, I almost always do some kind of anal on cam, and can count on one hand the number of times I've dealt with poo after I bought Mr. Squirty. So...yep! I have proudly announced my enema affinity. Anyone else who cleans their butt before anal can stand with me if they're too shy to speak up.
FYI: yes it is not a full enema, it's just the rectum (a full enema that often is what doctors warn against), and I use a bit of lube so there is no issue with tearing the soft tissue around the anus (the 2nd thing your anal doctor warns you about after the too-many-enemas talk. Might also be on the brochure they give you). It takes about an hour for it not to be super slippery in there, which is fine because it takes an hour for me to get naked anyways. *shrug*