We don't wanna!

[KristinKervz]

Models, feel free to post things you get a lot of requests for.
Members, feel free to post things models bug you about.

I don't wanna...
Play with you on cam during our free time. No matter how good of an internet friend you are, no matter how sexy you are, or how much you have tipped me. On any given day I've been fucking myself for hours or have hours of fucking ahead of me. If you worked at McDonald's flipping burgers all day, would you want to come home and make burgers for the fun of it? Hell no.

No, I don't want to meet up with you because we live in the same state or have common interests. I know you get excited when you see a local model, but I talk to hundreds of men each day and a lot of them live near me. Your location does not surprise me. I'm sure you're a great guy and all, but no matter how much fun I have at my job (on cam) it is a job. I have a busy personal life off cam.

No, you cannot get a discount or freebie because you know me personally, outside of cam life! If you owned a car dealership and I came in one day saying "so we've been friends on facebook for a while now so I'm sure you wouldn't charge a friend full price, or anything at all", how would that fly with you?

No, I won't give you a "free sample!" You crazy? I had an idiot in my room a few days ago that asked to see my butt hole and when I told him he'd have to take me private he said "Haha right, and pay before I see the goods?" I guess that means next time I go to a restaurant I'll ask to sample everything on the menu and look at the waitress like she's retarded when she explains to me that I'd have to pay.

Oh and I just love hearing "I'd tip you bb, but I have no tokens". Okay, so you just decided to come and watch me like I'm a fucking zoo animal and expect me to entertain you?? If you're a regular and you're broke for a few days, I understand you still want to come say hi and have a good time in my room. That's fine. But don't make requests, and don't expect the other members to pick up your slack!

In conclusion, I fucking LOVE my job as a cam girl. I truly enjoy getting off, getting you off, and making new friends, and YES - members can sometimes become friends. But guys, business is business. Try to remember guys - no matter how much fun we have on cam, and despite the fact that we work from home and make our own schedules, camming IS a job, even for girls who only cam for a few extra bucks. We put up with a lot of BS and we spend a lot of time working and doing little extra things here and there to interact with members even off cam. Never think for a second that we don't appreciate you. Just try to understand where we're coming from.

Thanks for taking the time to hear me out

 

[Evvie]

No, I don't want to pick up all my toys, laptop, camera, and other goodies to move to a different spot just because you don't like the color of the wall right there.

No, I don't want to pull a toy out of my ass and deepthroat myself with it. That's yucky and you're gross.

 

[AshaSnow]

No, I don't want to change what show I'm doing just because you don't like it.

No, I don't want to go private with you when the room just paid for a public show. Why are you such a selfish asshole? Guess what, I'm not, so they're getting their show!

No, I don't have phallic shaped food objects. And even if I did I'm not fucking myself with them. Especially not a freaking hot dog. WTF.

No, I'm not going outside nude. I'd rather NOT chance getting arrested for indecent exposure.

No, you can't be added to PM for free, you can't have my address or phone number, I don't do Skype, MSN, or Yahoo, I don't do phone sex, I don't escort, I've never had a gangbang, I don't want to fuck you, I don't want to meet you, and NO YOU CAN'T LICK OR FUCK ANYTHING ON MY BODY, THERE'S A COMPUTER AND HUNDREDS OF MILES BETWEEN US AND I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU ANYWAY -_-'

No, I won't fuck my dog. I'm not a dog abusing sick fuck like you. I actually love my dogs like my children. Do you want to see people rape children too? Please choke on your own cock and die.


Wow. I feel better.

 

[Jessi J]

No, I will not change my outfit because you don't think it is sexy enough.
No, I won't take my socks off and show you my feet because you "asked" me to.
No, I will not sell all of my videos to you for less than 100 tokens.
No, you cannot tip me 20 tokens, make me stop what I am doing, and get naked to fuck myself in public chat.

 

[LilyMarie]

(...)and NO YOU CAN'T LICK OR FUCK ANYTHING ON MY BODY, THERE'S A COMPUTER AND HUNDREDS OF MILES BETWEEN US AND I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU ANYWAY -_-' (...)

:text-yeahthat:
When someone says "I want to fuck you" or something like that, I'm like "uh, ok. I'll take that as a (not very gentlemanly) compliment."
But when they're asking "Can I do xyz?", what the hell do they expect us to say? "Of course you can. Go ahead, do it. Lick that screen." :|

 

[Evvie]

(...)and NO YOU CAN'T LICK OR FUCK ANYTHING ON MY BODY, THERE'S A COMPUTER AND HUNDREDS OF MILES BETWEEN US AND I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU ANYWAY -_-' (...)

:text-yeahthat:
When someone says "I want to fuck you" or something like that, I'm like "uh, ok. I'll take that as a (not very gentlemanly) compliment."
But when they're asking "Can I do xyz?", what the hell do they expect us to say? "Of course you can. Go ahead, do it. Lick that screen." :|

Yeah, when a guy says "can i eat ur pee hole bb" I always feel so weird, like if I say yes then they will expect to be sent my address.

 

[Teagan]

No, I will not change my outfit because you don't think it is sexy enough.
No, I won't take my socks off and show you my feet because you "asked" me to.
No, I will not sell all of my videos to you for less than 100 tokens.
No, you cannot tip me 20 tokens, make me stop what I am doing, and get naked to fuck myself in public chat.

OMG the socks thing. Yes! Why do they always expect me to just take my socks off for them every 5 minutes. NO, I WONT! When i say yes if you tip they act like im asking for them to cut off their cock lol. Im not dumb. I know they get off from just seeing them alone. Grr.

No, I won't pee for you right here.
No, I won't take a shit for you.
No, I won't turn off/down my music or change this song cause you dont like it. You have a volume control yourself.
No, I won't put on some sexy lingerie for you for free.
No, I won't make a special video preview so you can get a taste of it before you buy it. Here i am, this is me, i fuck myself in it, buy or dont.

 

[Shaun__]

How do models put up with all that shit over and over everyday? You are all wonderful people, and I think you need hugs. Since I do not think you want a random perv from the internet doing that to you, please feel free to make use of the highly trained hugging sloth instead.

 

[KristinKervz]

I hate this question: "You like big cock bb?" And you guys are so right, I hate when they ask if they can do things to us. What are we supposed to do/say? "Omg yes, you licking my pussy is a GREAT idea! Meet me next Thursday at 2:00 on Main street by that big house shaped like a ball sack. I'll be wearing this, since you seem to really like it. What's your name and what do you look like by the way?"

Shaun, you are my new best friend. I have always wanted a pet sloth to cuddle. Almost as much as I want a little piggy. And as a Cultural Anthropology student specializing in Amazon culture, I'm stealing this pic. Big hugs!

 

[UncleThursday]

I'm not a foot person. My anti foot fetish is socks on girls. So you ladies just keep those socks on. :dance:

 

[Rose]

No, I'm really not interested in your 10" cock. I don't care if it's clean or not. I can't do anything with 10" and that sounds painfully big.

 

[IvyGirl]

Agree with all of this. The one thing that I get a lot is people trying to play DJ for me. I pick the songs I pick because they are what make ME feel sexy, so I perform better for YOU. Even if you have a youtube link ready with your favorite song, I might not like it at all, and even if I like it, it might not work into my "sexy time" music. And it will certainly mess up my work flow if I have several customers throwing these kind of requests at me and I have to explain them all away.

 

[IvyGirl]

Sorry to double post, but another one hit me because I saw it happen to another model just now. NO, I will not type to you. It's not my fault your sound is broken. I am speaking to everyone in the free chat, and that could possibly be over 100 people. I'm not going to take the time to focus on just you because you can't afford some dollar store headphones. :snooty:

 

[Nordling]

Sorry to double post, but another one hit me because I saw it happen to another model just now. NO, I will not type to you. It's not my fault your sound is broken. I am speaking to everyone in the free chat, and that could possibly be over 100 people. I'm not going to take the time to focus on just you because you can't afford some dollar store headphones. :snooty:

:lol: Or they say, "I'm at work, I can't have the sound on." Question: why aren't you DOING work? lol

 

[KristinKervz]

Sorry to double post, but another one hit me because I saw it happen to another model just now. NO, I will not type to you. It's not my fault your sound is broken. I am speaking to everyone in the free chat, and that could possibly be over 100 people. I'm not going to take the time to focus on just you because you can't afford some dollar store headphones. :snooty:

:lol: Or they say, "I'm at work, I can't have the sound on." Question: why aren't you DOING work? lol

I never believe them when they tell me their sound is broken. I'm thinking they just don't want wifey to hear us talking about deepthroating dildos :mrgreen:

 

[mynameisbob84]

And you guys are so right, I hate when they ask if they can do things to us.

This is massive pet peeve of mine. I hate it. I hate it when they ask stupid things that require no answer and contribute nothing to the overall conversation and I hate it even more when they make ridiculous declarations; "I'm fucking you hard, bb". No you're fucking not! Clearly, you idiot. If you were, we'd all see it! :roll:

 

[JoleneBrody]

And you guys are so right, I hate when they ask if they can do things to us.

This is massive pet peeve of mine. I hate it. I hate it when they ask stupid things that require no answer and contribute nothing to the overall conversation and I hate it even more when they make ridiculous declarations; "I'm fucking you hard, bb". No you're fucking not! Clearly, you idiot. If you were, we'd all see it! :roll:

Hahahahahahaha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I always assumed I was just incapable of enjoying fantasy, it's really not my thing. I'm a god damned realist! I don't want to pretend we are fucking in private, I want to masturbate with my favorite toys while you jerk off hundreds of miles away. Pretty cut and dry. "can I lick that syrup off." me... "nope! that's physically impossible right now!" I can't help it... it's the truth and I'm a bad liar.

 

[AmberCutie]

And you guys are so right, I hate when they ask if they can do things to us.

This is massive pet peeve of mine. I hate it. I hate it when they ask stupid things that require no answer and contribute nothing to the overall conversation and I hate it even more when they make ridiculous declarations; "I'm fucking you hard, bb". No you're fucking not! Clearly, you idiot. If you were, we'd all see it! :roll:

Hahahahahahaha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I always assumed I was just incapable of enjoying fantasy, it's really not my thing. I'm a god damned realist! I don't want to pretend we are fucking in private, I want to masturbate with my favorite toys while you jerk off hundreds of miles away. Pretty cut and dry. "can I lick that syrup off." me... "nope! that's physically impossible right now!" I can't help it... it's the truth and I'm a bad liar.

Me three!

If I don't completely ignore comments and requests like this, I'm making smart-ass comments to the people who make them. Part of the reason I don't do private anymore, too. At least in group I can get away with ignoring the people who do this.

 

[NoelleBright]

No, I will not type for you in chat because you have no sound. That's not my problem.
No, I will not accept an IOU in exchange for a video.
No, I do not want to open your cam random user who I've never spoken to before. I don't care how young, hot and muscular you say you are or how big you promise your cock is. (I don't know why these guys assume that just HAS GOT TO BE the type of men I'm into. It's really not.)
No, I will not bring the cam so close to my cooch that it's practically smooshed onto the lens.
No, I will not change my music to dubstep because that's the only thing you like to listen to.

 

[UncleThursday]

No, I do not want to open your cam random user who I've never spoken to before. I don't care how young, hot and muscular you say you are or how big you promise your cock is. (I don't know why these guys assume that just HAS GOT TO BE the type of men I'm into. It's really not.)

I'm older, fat, have a tiny wee wee and playing video games on cam for you BB. :lol:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Has anyone ever said in a private something kindred to: "Ohhh bb, while I'm fapping to you I'm thinking of [some other model." I think that would be funny...and sad.

 

[Jessi]

No I will not sell you my videos/underwear for less than half price just because you asked.

 

[Anonymous]

There was a guy on ImLive who wanted me to pretend he's fucking me doggystyle - with my face facing the cam -, but he DID NOT want me to move at all (no back and forth movement...NOTHING)...yet he wanted me to make the sex faces.

 

[mynameisbob84]

There was a guy on ImLive who wanted me to pretend he's fucking me doggystyle - with my face facing the cam -, but he DID NOT want me to move at all (no back and forth movement...NOTHING)...yet he wanted me to make the sex faces.

Maybe he's into fucking noisy statues :?

 

[AshaSnow]

There was a guy on ImLive who wanted me to pretend he's fucking me doggystyle - with my face facing the cam -, but he DID NOT want me to move at all (no back and forth movement...NOTHING)...yet he wanted me to make the sex faces.

Oh my god I would have SO much fun with that hahahahahaha

 

[KristinKervz]

No, I do not want to open your cam random user who I've never spoken to before. I don't care how young, hot and muscular you say you are or how big you promise your cock is. (I don't know why these guys assume that just HAS GOT TO BE the type of men I'm into. It's really not.)

I'm older, fat, have a tiny wee wee and playing video games on cam for you BB. :lol:

The size of a mans cock honestly does nothing for me, and ya know what? I fucking love chubby guys. Need my some fluff to snuggle with and some cushion is a lot more comfortable to ride, ya know? Just sayin. There is one thing that will have me dripping wet, and that's a dude with some big ass forearms! It's just my thing for some reason.

:lol: Has anyone ever said in a private something kindred to: "Ohhh bb, while I'm fapping to you I'm thinking of [some other model." I think that would be funny...and sad.

Not another model, but one guy was so obsessed with his girlfriend that he gave me the impression that he sleeps with her dead body after butchering her to make her love him. He repeated over and over through the whole show "my girlfriend's name is Nicole. I am Timmy. Say it!"

 

[IsabelleL]

No, I don't want to give you a detailed description of what our private would entail over pm, while you are obviously masturbating. Are you asking me something like "will you use toys?" sure, I'll answer that. asking me to describe how turned on I am by a very specific scenario you start typing out? no.
No, I don't want to start being a domme toward you for free. No, I'm not going to refer to you as my slave and orders out of the fucking blue, so please don't come up in face and start pming me, calling me "mistress" and asking what I want my "slave" to do. I want you to pay me for stuff like this, that's what I want. Yet somehow, ordering them to pay me never seems to work...
Basically, no, I don't want to cyber with you for free, you weirdo. And I love how offended these people get when you call them out on it, they act like they were just asking a perfectly reasonable question because they wanted to private with me, but now have changed their mind. Yeahh okay. This being my job and all, I totally can't tell the difference between "So I have this scenario that involves x, y, and z. Would you be interested in that? What props do you have, so I know whether you have what I need?" and "hey bb do u like it if i was ur x, and you were a y, and i slowly started z-ing you? does that sound hot bb? tell me about the last time you z-ed, bb."

 

[KristinKervz]

Gotta love when they beg and bug you for fucking ever and when you tell them "sure, for tips", they go off calling you a token begging whore then immediately leave. Or they say something along the lines of "all she wants is money". Well, I'm not here to feed into your creepy fantasies for fun buddy!

 

[LadyLuna]

I will not change my yes to a no.
I will not meet you in person.
I will not tell you my city or state.
I will not talk about my irl sex life on camera.
I will not change my policies just for you.
I will not deal with daddy roleplay.
I will not change my personality for you.
I will not break the site's rules, no matter how many times you might tell me other models do it.
I will not break the site's rules, no matter how vehenementy you tell me that I'm mistaken about what those rules are.

 

[Anonymous]

Gotta love when they beg and bug you for fucking ever and when you tell them "sure, for tips", they go off calling you a token begging whore.

Someone on MFC today told me "Quit being greedy." :roll: Telling a guy to tip for his request is not "being greedy." Quit being a freeloader.....