Wanting to marry a lesbian cam girl

[ron383383]

Hi! I am new to this site so please forgive me if my post is not cool. I will confess that I have only visited a couple cam sites and not for very long, it is not something I would ever do regularly, but I have dreamed for years about marrying a lesbian cam girl.

I know, firstly, that there's probably no reason a lesbian would want to be with me, and I'm sure cam girls are sick to death of guys wanting more than a show, but I'm serious. Been dreaming of it for years. See, my ex-wife was a lesbian, and she locked my organ in a male chastity cage, and after a couple of years, we put epoxy in the keyhole and destroyed the key. So I am locked for life, and I will never have intercourse again. I am ok with this. But I really, sincerely want to marry and love a woman who works as a lesbian cam girl, and who would enjoy being married to a loving, intelligent, funny, loyal man, who's locked in permanent chastity. Obviously I wouldn't marry just any girl who happened to be a lesbian cam girl, we would also have to share a lot of the same interests, goals, hopes, and dreams, and be able to have fun together and make each other laugh and feel happy. I would happily spend the rest of my life trying to make her happy, loving and serving her in chastity.

I know that's goofy and cam girls would probably all think I'm a weirdo... but it's who I am and I can't help it. I have no idea how to meet such a girl, and that makes me sad. I could find a "regular" girl pretty easily, but that's not what I want. It just seems very hopeless to me.

 

[Nigerian Prince]

If I remember correctly there is this one little place where there are lots of lesbian cam girls, and you might be even be able to find one to marry there. I think it's named Your Imagination, but I'm not 100% certain.

 

[Lintilla]

Lesbians aren't interested in dicks. Why would you do that, why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

So how much are you offering?

 

[Cheeseonmyfriesplz]

 

[thinkinboutit]

Sorry for kink shaming your fantasy kinda sucks.

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

I am going to ask you in the most polite way and I don't want you to get offended but can you please tell me what the fuck are you smoking? Because you got to be high as hell to think that a Lesbian wants a dick. Dude, its a lesbian. You have the one body part that a lesbian does not want. Plus why the hell would you think that a lesbian camgirl would marry you?

She's probably already got a bitch in real life or she's probably lying to you about being a lesbian so you won't try to get at her.

Plus what the fuck are you doing in a lesbian camgirl's room? Wouldn't primarily lesbians be in there?

I am reading through your post and it literally sounds to me as though your ex-wife blew up your cock, is that right? Did your wife put some T-N-T on your D-I-C-K? Man, why the fuck you let her do that?

Look I am not a man but if I had a dick, I am not letting no bitch blow off my dick no matter what kind of fantasy I had.

You don't need a lesbian camgirl wife. You need some sort of a dick reconstruction surgery and to find your crazy ass ex-wife and throw her grenade happy ass in prison.

Its almost the 5th of the month and the stoners are down to their stems already and when that happens, crazy ass posts about straight men wanting lesbian camgirls happen.

I am going to bounce cause you weird as fuck and I say that in a nice way.

 

[AmberCutie]

Lesbians aren't interested in dicks. Why would you do that, why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?

How dare you not believe his claim that his dick is permanently locked in a cage! /s

 

[Emberblaze]

I'm happy to discuss this fantasy further if you pay me.

 

[Danigirl]

Ugh. Sounds like an pesky gray user id ban in a heartbeat. All fucked up kink and no money.

 

[TokenGesture]

 

[mike_aussie]

try craigslist

 

[ron383383]

Lesbians aren't interested in dicks. Why would you do that, why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?

WTF are you talking about? What lies? Make sense.

 

[ron383383]

There are some really unintelligent people on this forum.

 

[ron383383]

I am going to ask you in the most polite way and I don't want you to get offended but can you please tell me what the fuck are you smoking? Because you got to be high as hell to think that a Lesbian wants a dick. Dude, its a lesbian. You have the one body part that a lesbian does not want. Plus why the hell would you think that a lesbian camgirl would marry you?

She's probably already got a bitch in real life or she's probably lying to you about being a lesbian so you won't try to get at her.

Plus what the fuck are you doing in a lesbian camgirl's room? Wouldn't primarily lesbians be in there?

I am reading through your post and it literally sounds to me as though your ex-wife blew up your cock, is that right? Did your wife put some T-N-T on your D-I-C-K? Man, why the fuck you let her do that?

Look I am not a man but if I had a dick, I am not letting no bitch blow off my dick no matter what kind of fantasy I had.

You don't need a lesbian camgirl wife. You need some sort of a dick reconstruction surgery and to find your crazy ass ex-wife and throw her grenade happy ass in prison.

Its almost the 5th of the month and the stoners are down to their stems already and when that happens, crazy ass posts about straight men wanting lesbian camgirls happen.

I am going to bounce cause you weird as fuck and I say that in a nice way.

You're a cam girl? People want to look at that?

 

[Nigerian Prince]

There are some really unintelligent people on this forum.

I thought you were talking about OP for a sec, then I realized you are the OP

 

[AmberCutie]

There are some really unintelligent people on this forum.

Pot. Meet kettle.

 

[PrincessNikole]

You're a cam girl? People want to look at that?

I find it rather disturbing that you choose to insult this particular woman in this thread. Yes, people love to pay dark skin black women. You should find a better forum to suit your needs, sir.

 

[DoD404]

...Because you got to be high as hell to think that a Lesbian wants a dick.

use it as will... cage or whole

 

[Deleted member 37064]

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

You're a cam girl? People want to look at that?

Let me handle your ass real quick and then make with the bouncy bounce.

You can't ever in your life insult me. i am real and trill as fuck! You are a grown ass man(that is possibly white) that is on an online webcam related site, talking about how you not only want to marry a LESBIAN but that you also have a cage on your cock. I bet your ass won't even upload a picture of yourself....a real picture.

You are probably bald as fuck and live in a basement and look like one of them fools that you see on "To Catch A Predator".

You are an embarrassment to yourself and humanity and pretty much anything that has ever existed. You do realize that you are a USDA top grade 100 percent dumbass, right? Like the primest cut of dumbass is YOU.

I just want to know how the hell you go to the grocery store with a cage on your cock. Like you probably go to the produce section with that thing on and scare the hell out of the little blue haired old ladies that are looking at the cucumbers. Like they want to see a cucumber but not your old ass wrinkled up cucumber.

You are that one fool who goes to adult bookstores and goes to the peep show section and tries to get change for a quarter, right? You probably be trying to stretch out a peep show for like a nickel or however it works. You probably don't even wash your ass before you go to the peep show. You be sitting up in the booth or however it goes, jerking off a cock that hasn't been washed in about 2 weeks. You are cheap and funky...double funky.

You probably be on ladies snapchats trying to get them to show you the deepest innermost parts of their assholes for $10 in food stamps and then get mad when they tell you to fuck off.

I am going to be real nice to you. I am going to send you a present for christmas. Send me your address. I am going to send you some Rogaine as a christmas present. Male Pattern Baldness is VERY real.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Men-s-Ro...rvEP0QPpHkKjY8EXDR--LPzwxTGb6jexoCoaMQAvD_BwE

You really thought that you could slide up in here and just pop at me cause I am the only black person on the thread, along with the other pretty dark skinned lady with the angel wings, right? You really thought that cause I am a chubby girl, that I would take that shit?

Black girls are in this industry. Dark skinned girls are in this industry. BBW's are in this industry. Dark Skinned girls have a place in the world. A little cheap ass bald motherfucker like you ain't going to change that.

Now if you excuse me, I have some audios to upload. You are creepy as hell.

 

[MarieElise]

I could find a "regular" girl pretty easily

It's crazy how much some people lie to themselves...

Honey, you couldn't get a "regular" girl, a fucking freaky chick, or a strong grown-ass woman.
You're a weirdo, just like you said yourself in your first post. Everyone else is merely agreeing with you, and being real.
I guess the truth really does hurt since you seem to have had such a bitch ass, whiny reaction to it.

Weak ass sub wannabe. No Domme will take you. Pathetic.

 

[AlbinoGator]

There are some really unintelligent people on this forum.

Well, there's definitely one. That's for sure.

 

[silentm0de]

You are probably bald as fuck

Not all bald guys are as bad as this idiot!! I am bald as motherfuck, like a freshly waxed cunt! Proud like one, too!

 

[PrincessNikole]

Not all bald guys are as bad as this idiot!! I am bald as motherfuck, like a freshly waxed cunt! Proud like one, too!

That's hot.

 

[silentm0de]

That's hot.

You're probably the only person who thinks it's hot So thank you!

 

[PrincessNikole]

You're probably the only person who thinks it's hot So thank you!

I just like bald guys...

 

[silentm0de]

I just like bald guys...

That just screamed for an offline tip.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Not all bald guys are as bad as this idiot!! I am bald as motherfuck, like a freshly waxed cunt! Proud like one, too!

Yep, shave mine damn near every day. Feel scruffy if I go more than a day or two without shaving!

 

[AudriTwo]

judy garland did say gay men make the best husbands. maybe she was also right about lesbians?

anywho i'm loving that this guy has a kink for lavender marriages. wonder if natacha rambova ever had rudolph valentino permanently locked in a chastity device?



seriously some real talk if the part where your lesbian exwife glued the lock to your cage is true, you need to get that off and wash your penis. your dick must smell pretty gnarly if it's seriously been epoxied shut for im assuming years. i don't think lesbians would tolerate a smelly penis.