Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[God]

(model) wait, i'm stunning or my tits are stunning?

 

[Diana Blake]

(model) wait, i'm stunning or my tits are stunning?

Of course it's the tits, camgirl code states that we should always keep our tits on stun unless a planet's people have proven hostile and unwilling to negotiate.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

(model) wait, i'm stunning or my tits are stunning?

Of course it's the tits, camgirl code states that we should always keep our tits on stun unless a planet's people have proven hostile and unwilling to negotiate.

And now I'm trying to figure out if I should post THAT in the 'things models say that make you LOL' thread. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I must admit this topic has me stumped...

Topic: only 95 tips to remove the first 10 tips 50 jacket wins 4 nude photos

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I must admit this topic has me stumped...

Topic: only 95 tips to remove the first 10 tips 50 jacket wins 4 nude photos

She jumbled it.

Rearranged with a little added for clarity : Only 95 tips (tokens) to remove jacket. The first 10 tips of 50tks win 4 nude photos.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Okay this one happened and it caught me off guard...honestly first time for this one...and I am sure she was not joking.
I've adjusted her name as to avoid any whatever.
Yes, yes Calvin is my alter alter ego as well.

Honestly, I thought she was talking "doggie style" not an ACTUALLY DOGGIE!
But not only did this exchange make me go WTF?!?!?! but it also made me go....EWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


CalvinHobbez: kk i still have to get tokens first okay?
01:57:21 PM A_Dolly: ok
01:57:22 PM A_Dolly: bb
01:57:22 PM CalvinHobbez: one moment
01:57:30 PM A_Dolly: fuck dog lick suck
01:58:45 PM CalvinHobbez: i send u okay u got good
01:58:50 PM Al_Dolly: ok
01:58:50 PM CalvinHobbez: one moment angel
02:00:01 PM CalvinHobbez: when u want to do skype princess?
02:00:09 PM CalvinHobbez: i can go now if u like ?
02:00:13 PM A_Dolly: yes
02:00:15 PM A_Dolly: now
02:00:21 PM CalvinHobbez: okay here come tokens
02:00:26 PM A_Dolly: ok
02:00:45 PM A_Dolly: only dog?
02:00:46 PM A_Dolly: want
02:01:05 PM CalvinHobbez: angel hold on a second
02:01:11 PM A_Dolly: ok
02:01:13 PM CalvinHobbez: u going to have sec
02:01:17 PM CalvinHobbez: with dog?
02:01:29 PM CalvinHobbez: sex i mean
02:01:37 PM A_Dolly: yes
02:01:39 PM A_Dolly: or guy
02:01:41 PM A_Dolly: or all
02:02:11 PM CalvinHobbez: i think i am good but thank you
02:02:13 PM CalvinHobbez: u have a nice day
02:02:16 PM CalvinHobbez: bye bye
02:02:27 PM A_Dolly: ?
02:02:39 PM CalvinHobbez: no thank you
02:02:48 PM CalvinHobbez: i am not so much in to dog sex
02:02:52 PM CalvinHobbez: but thank you anyways
02:02:55 PM CalvinHobbez: have a nice day
02:03:12 PM A_Dolly: no like see
02:03:14 PM A_Dolly: my show
02:03:35 PM CalvinHobbez: no thank you
02:03:38 PM CalvinHobbez: have a nice day

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Please report that model! :angry4:

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

You think I should Megan?
I mean she is probably messed up enough...I feel kind of nasty being a rat.
But your probably right...I mean its way out of bounds.

 

[NicoleRiley]

You think I should Megan?
I mean she is probably messed up enough...I feel kind of nasty being a rat.
But your probably right...I mean its way out of bounds.

It's animal abuse. I wouldn't be concerned about "being a rat." :shock:

 

[zippypinhead]

It's also people abuse...

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

You think I should Megan?
I mean she is probably messed up enough...I feel kind of nasty being a rat.
But your probably right...I mean its way out of bounds.

Definitely. IMO one of the big reasons that sex worker and the adult industry have such a bad reputation has less to do with the actual sex activities, and much more to do with all of the peripheral and clearly illegal/harmful activities that go along with it. Bestiality and child porn are right at the top of the list in my book. So I think reporting them isn't being a rat but rather doing a public service for the overall community.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

It's also people abuse...

What do you mean? You mean by making him watch such a horrendous act?

 

[zippypinhead]

It's also people abuse...

What do you mean? You mean by making him watch such a horrendous act?

No, I'm saying that there seems to be a real element of duress involved with the offer.

 

[JimsX]

This might get me chewed out (happened a couple times in these threads lol) but it sure made me go WTF. Model said her mother was in a car accident and she (the model I would assume) has to go to the hospital. Then she asked someone to tip 600 for her minimum goal so she can leave.

Now I don't think she is in a studio, but I could be wrong. If she is independent and wants to stay on MFC longer before going to visit her injured mom, I seriously have to question her words and/or logic. If it were me I would be gone from work so fast my boss would not even notice I had left lol

 

[SaffronBurke]

This might get me chewed out (happened a couple times in these threads lol) but it sure made me go WTF. Model said her mother was in a car accident and she (the model I would assume) has to go to the hospital. Then she asked someone to tip 600 for her minimum goal so she can leave.

Now I don't think she is in a studio, but I could be wrong. If she is independent and wants to stay on MFC longer before going to visit her injured mom, I seriously have to question her words and/or logic. If it were me I would be gone from work so fast my boss would not even notice I had left lol

Yeah, that's a situation where I'd just go. I'd make sure to announce it on my social media, and maybe offer some content specials to help make up for lost income that day, or pick up extra hours or shifts to make up the difference. Being in a studio is about the only way that doing that makes sense to me, since some of them require that the model make a certain amount. Or maybe she's not very close to her mom, and is only going because she "has to".

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This might get me chewed out (happened a couple times in these threads lol) but it sure made me go WTF. Model said her mother was in a car accident and she (the model I would assume) has to go to the hospital. Then she asked someone to tip 600 for her minimum goal so she can leave.

Now I don't think she is in a studio, but I could be wrong. If she is independent and wants to stay on MFC longer before going to visit her injured mom, I seriously have to question her words and/or logic. If it were me I would be gone from work so fast my boss would not even notice I had left lol

Yeah, that's a situation where I'd just go. I'd make sure to announce it on my social media, and maybe offer some content specials to help make up for lost income that day, or pick up extra hours or shifts to make up the difference. Being in a studio is about the only way that doing that makes sense to me, since some of them require that the model make a certain amount. Or maybe she's not very close to her mom, and is only going because she "has to".

That's a situation where I'd be wondering to myself how many times the models mother had gotten into an accident when it's close to quitting time and the model is bored and wants to leave.

Most models I know if they hear of an emergency like that would just close the laptop lid and leave. Maybe explain it on twitter hours later. (like you Saffron)

But if your mom gets in a car accident, most don't sit there and nonchalantly mention how great it would be if they could get an extra $30 (U.S.) more so they could leave to go be with her.

 

[JimsX]

That's a situation where I'd be wondering to myself how many times the models mother had gotten into an accident when it's close to quitting time and the model is bored and wants to leave.

Most models I know if they hear of an emergency like that would just close the laptop lid and leave. Maybe explain it on twitter hours later. (like you Saffron)

But if your mom gets in a car accident, most don't sit there and nonchalantly mention how great it would be if they could get an extra $30 (U.S.) more so they could leave to go be with her.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. No premium worth having in her room would be upset at her leaving suddenly, but the way she acting seemed quite suspicious to me. She claims to be in Miami, but shows up as South America on MFC's sorting. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt that she is in a studio and couldn't leave, but yeah, she came across cold.

 

[LilyMarie]

That's a situation where I'd be wondering to myself how many times the models mother had gotten into an accident when it's close to quitting time and the model is bored and wants to leave.

Most models I know if they hear of an emergency like that would just close the laptop lid and leave. Maybe explain it on twitter hours later. (like you Saffron)

But if your mom gets in a car accident, most don't sit there and nonchalantly mention how great it would be if they could get an extra $30 (U.S.) more so they could leave to go be with her.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. No premium worth having in her room would be upset at her leaving suddenly, but the way she acting seemed quite suspicious to me. She claims to be in Miami, but shows up as South America on MFC's sorting. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt that she is in a studio and couldn't leave, but yeah, she came across cold.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure studios let you leave if you mother has been in an accident.
I call bullshit on that one. No way did this actually happen. Not if someone has a normal mother/daughter relationship and/or is not a complete psycho. I'd probably rip the cam cord out of my computer, put on the clothes that are closest to me and be out the door without a single word. There's time to explain later.

 

[JimsX]

And another one. Different model though lol

my paypal is ********** send me 5$ if u wanna bang me

This was in public chat

:?

 

[SaffronBurke]

And another one. Different model though lol

my paypal is ********** send me 5$ if u wanna bang me

This was in public chat

:?

I'm shocked that there's someone charging only $5 for sex. A "streetwalker" won't even give you a handjob for that little!

 

[eclipse76]

And another one. Different model though lol

my paypal is ********** send me 5$ if u wanna bang me

This was in public chat

:?

I'm shocked that there's someone charging only $5 for sex. A "streetwalker" won't even give you a handjob for that little!

The wording is important here: "if u wanna bang me", not "to bang me"
It's a scammy version of "tip 11 if you think I'm cute".

 

[JimsX]

Yeah it came out later that it was a for a skype show of an unspecified time. I was just amazed she was advertising it in chat.

I didn't go for it :lol:

 

[Sevrin]

Newsfeed

Daddy i found toy in mommys closet. Want to watch me play with it? Dont tell mommy!

 

[JimsX]

Newsfeed

Daddy i found toy in mommys closet. Want to watch me play with it? Dont tell mommy!

That is by far the creepiest thing I have seen from a model. wtf

 

[Sevrin]

Newsfeed. This one can really hold it in. :shock:

 

[YelloMit]

Newsfeed. This one can really hold it in. :shock:

I think she's wet. Can't be sure.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

This guy apparently needs the income. Though he's rich he can't afford a private.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Sorry for the double post but can someone explain to me wtf this meant?

I know of google bots, but don't get what that had to do with the conversation I and a member were having about the private we just had. Was he implying I use bots? If so I had 3 entire people in my chat during this time. No one could see his chat, so I know he was just trying to troll me, but all he did was confuse and make me curious as to what he meant.

Edit: some just said he thinks this was it "He said you thought he was trying to get personal info from you through phishing." Still wtf lol.

 

[TacoBelle]

Ann, are those models talking to you like that? At first, I thought it was just members being dumb, but then I realized this is the Things Models Say thread. So I was REALLY surprised.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Ann, are those models talking to you like that? At first, I thought it was just members being dumb, but then I realized this is the Things Models Say thread. So I was REALLY surprised.

Derp, my bad. I think going to bed at 10am and waking up at 4:30pm might be getting to me. The two threads have such similar names I just accidentally put them here.