Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[JerMajesty]

Re: marketing

Hi this is FuckMyASS09 i win 3 times in asian page not because of doing nasty shows but because they love my show and they love what i do.. I think each model here in mfc has their OWN SPECIAL TALENT mine is extreme hardcore anal. Tokens are tokens there no special tokens only given to Asian they are the same tokens everyone buys. That's what got me a homepage score of 4000. although its dropped a lot since i don't work much now.. All My toys are imported from suppliers..And i think you should respect each model cause we have different talents and different ways to get tokens.

when you say extreme hardcore anal..why did i just picture an asian holly ha ... never mind ...

anyways to each her own...i cant really criticize a model for doing extremes to stay on top...ill let the other models do that...

 

[sxycherrypie]

Fuckmyass i am going to be honest.But isn't prolapse a bit too extreme? I mean isn't that painful? You do not need to risk your health just to get at the top.There are lots of models who do not go to that extend of extreme and are still on top.

 

[CaptnPiet]

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

 

[Anonymous]

You do not need to risk your health just to get at the top.There are lots of models who do not go to that extend of extreme and are still on top.

I agree!

And unless you're a member of The Addams Family (They LOVED pain, didn't they?), when you start to feel pain during your camming sessions, it's a good idea to stop and take a break...especially the models who do like 8 hours straight of camming (I did like 17 hours straight on MFC once).

Oh, and I still find it shocking that there are girls who can fist their ass. I'm not knocking them for it (different strokes for different folks), but ouch!!!



Not knocking you, FuckMyAss. If it's what YOU want to do (and you're not simply doing it to give the guys 'a show') and you're comfortable with it - as long as you're not fucking a goat or anything like that - cool. :thumbleft:

 

[sxycherrypie]

You do not need to risk your health just to get at the top.There are lots of models who do not go to that extend of extreme and are still on top.

I agree!

And unless you're a member of The Addams Family (They LOVED pain, didn't they?), when you start to feel pain during your camming sessions, it's a good idea to stop and take a break...especially the models who do like 8 hours straight of camming (I did like 17 hours straight on MFC once).

Oh, and I still find it shocking that there are girls who can fist their ass. I'm not knocking them for it (different strokes for different folks), but ouch!!!

Yea same here different strokes for different folks but if you need to go to such extremes as in prolapse I can't help but think why?

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

Why would the MFC admin care?

 

[Shaun__]

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

Leo knows I think he likes money more than the well being of models now.

 

[Jupiter551]

Not knocking you, FuckMyAss.

Okay! :handgestures-salute:

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

Which "poor creatures"? Pretty sure Leo knows, and doesn't care, that these forums are here. So have you been lurking and spying or did you just sign up to defend the right to peehole-fuck?

 

[sxycherrypie]

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

We all know that mfc has suck ass customer service so I don't really think they would give a shit really.They have not before so why should they now?

 

[Anonymous]

Isn't it easy to judge on other models? Having gone through this chat I really wonder if you aint got other problems. If you think that you are better than this Asian Model - then be happy and simply stfu. It is really anoying to read such conceited lines. This is simply cheap and demonstrates your real face. By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

Why would the MFC admin care?

I'm a little confused as to why he would "report this forum to the MFC admin." He thinks this forum is bashing MFC? And even if it was, MFC is still making its money, regardless.

And people express their opinions about MFC and Streamate, etc. all the time.....I mean, it IS a forum. The only time we should be reporting something is when we see a model or member violating the rules (having sex with animals and all that shit).

 

[Anonymous]

Not knocking you, FuckMyAss.

Okay! :handgestures-salute:

Aww, Jupiter, are you saluting me? *blushes*

 

[Anonymous]

I don't really think they would give a shit really.

THIS.


I mean, look at how serious they are about their "no penetration in public chat" rule. :laughing-rolling:

 

[Jupiter551]

Not knocking you, FuckMyAss.

Okay! :handgestures-salute:

Aww, Jupiter, are you saluting me? *blushes*

I was agreeing to fuck your ass :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I was agreeing to fuck your ass :lol:

Wait, I changed my mind! I'm a virgin, and I don't think I'm ready for this, bb! Are you mad? You'll still call me tomorrow, won't u boo? :mrgreen:

 

[sxycherrypie]

I was agreeing to fuck your ass :lol:

Wait, I changed my mind! I'm a virgin, and I don't think I'm ready for this, bb! Are you mad? You'll still call me tomorrow, won't u boo? :mrgreen:

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

I was agreeing to fuck your ass :lol:

Wait, I changed my mind! I'm a virgin, and I don't think I'm ready for this, bb! Are you mad? You'll still call me tomorrow, won't u boo? :mrgreen:

Yes boo, best on MFC boo!

 

[schlmoe]

I swear that you died in the Battle of Endor.

By the way - I have reported this forum to the MFC admin - so better choose your words carefully May GOD have mercy with these poor creatures haha.

This shows that you are brain-dead. MFC admin has no powers here. Be off! Be off with you and your spurious threats!

 

[AmberCutie]

I will wrap up my comments on the last page of posts by saying this:

Do what you gotta do, do what you want. But doing things that are extreme and taboo (and considered gross by many) will get attention and possibly negative comments and opinions. That's with all things in life, not just shows on MFC.

 

[Jupiter551]

I will wrap up my comments on the last page of posts by saying this:

Do what you gotta do, do what you want. But doing things that are extreme and taboo...

I was cautiously optimistic up to this point that you were going to start rapping..but then it stopped rhyming

 

[JickyJuly]

I think the years I spent working in a porn store may have warped me because the prolapse thing doesn't freak me out. It's pretty common in the hardcore anal stuff. My coworkers and I played this game (okay I played the game and they suffered the consequences) of trying to find the grossest porn happenings on the back covers then turn them backwards so the person who opened the store had to go fix them all bringing :shock: and for them and :lol: for me. My biggest success was a felching dvd. My poor day manager actually vomitted. Hehehe.

 

[Rose]

I think the years I spent working in a porn store may have warped me because the prolapse thing doesn't freak me out. It's pretty common in the hardcore anal stuff. My coworkers and I played this game (okay I played the game and they suffered the consequences) of trying to find the grossest porn happenings on the back covers then turn them backwards so the person who opened the store had to go fix them all bringing :shock: and for them and :lol: for me. My biggest success was a felching dvd. My poor day manager actually vomitted. Hehehe.

ROTFL!! I used to do that too! It's how I learned about people who enjoy stimulating their urethras. There's a whole niche for it, toys, porn, everything. If don't safely it's just like anal or any other sexual act. It's just more taboo.

Oh and my favorites were the granny porn. We had a particularly nasty one that I would make a point to leave backside up on the counter next to the computer every night. After one too many nights of that and no sales/rentals the owner finally burned the damn thing himself. I loled so hard that day I almost peed. :whistle:

 

[Anonymous]

I will wrap up my comments on the last page of posts by saying this:

Do what you gotta do, do what you want. But doing things that are extreme and taboo...

I was cautiously optimistic up to this point that you were going to start rapping..but then it stopped rhyming

LMAO...that would've been awesome! :text-datsphatyo:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I think the years I spent working in a porn store may have warped me because the prolapse thing doesn't freak me out. It's pretty common in the hardcore anal stuff. My coworkers and I played this game (okay I played the game and they suffered the consequences) of trying to find the grossest porn happenings on the back covers then turn them backwards so the person who opened the store had to go fix them all bringing :shock: and for them and :lol: for me. My biggest success was a felching dvd. My poor day manager actually vomitted. Hehehe.

On this note; Cum Fart Tsunami...
I only ever saw the back of the case (in my defence, it was thrust in my face by a "friend"), but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[SoTxBob]

Allow me to preface by saying no, not into this at all. I'm just kinda edgeamacated on a lot of things. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re the knitting needle thingy....
Rosebud Urethral Sounds Kits are readily found in any BSDM store or even Amazon.

Urethral sounds/play, sometimes called sounding, is basically inserting objects (often steel sounds and catheters) into the urethra for erotic purposes. Sounds painful and unpleasant to most, but some people get a kick out of this. The pleasure or pain you’re asking about depends on the individual, but those that derive pleasure from sounding often get it from the physical or painful sensations, the psychological arousal, the power exchange, or pleasing their partner.

 

[Jupiter551]

Allow me to preface by saying no, not into this at all. I'm just kinda edgeamacated on a lot of things. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

We don't judge Bob.

At least, not to your face. :toothy9:

 

[SophiaLocke]

Allow me to preface by saying no, not into this at all. I'm just kinda edgeamacated on a lot of things. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re the knitting needle thingy....
Rosebud Urethral Sounds Kits are readily found in any BSDM store or even Amazon.

Urethral sounds/play, sometimes called sounding, is basically inserting objects (often steel sounds and catheters) into the urethra for erotic purposes. Sounds painful and unpleasant to most, but some people get a kick out of this. The pleasure or pain you’re asking about depends on the individual, but those that derive pleasure from sounding often get it from the physical or painful sensations, the psychological arousal, the power exchange, or pleasing their partner.

i've seen sounding a few times at the weekly kink parties i used to go to. One guy (who identified as a swinger, not really a kinkster) was on the bondage table trying it for the first time. He had a thick one all the way down his urethra with tens unit pads (electricity play) on his shaft and balls. A nice lady was vibrating the sound with a hitachi on full blast. He only looked mildly amused at the whole thing. Blew my mind.

 

[Jupiter551]

One guy (who identified as a swinger, not really a kinkster) was on the bondage table trying it for the first time. He had a thick one all the way down his urethra with tens unit pads (electricity play) on his shaft and balls. A nice lady was vibrating the sound with a hitachi on full blast. He only looked mildly amused at the whole thing. Blew my mind.

JESUS that wasn't even fun to imagine lol.

 

[FifthElephant]

Clicking past rooms - hit AspenRae.
'The sybian is like a monster vibrator. Howard Stern uses it'.

Not a mental image I needed.

 

[Anonymous]

'The sybian is like a monster vibrator. Howard Stern uses it'.

Not a mental image I needed.

LOL.


When I lived in New York, a friend of mine told me that he'd seen Howard Stern in person before, and that he's ugly as hell up close.

 

[Jupiter551]

When I lived in New York, a friend of mine told me that he'd seen Howard Stern in person before, and that he's ugly as hell up close.

>.< he's not too great from far away either, he's like a zombie with a Captain Hook wig and round glasses.