Things members say that make you LOL

[Fay_Galore]

badum tssh

 

[LilyMarie]

badum tssh

Netflix actually launched in Germany on September 17. I'm so sad I can't use that guy's pun now. :icon-cry:

 

[mynameisbob84]

badum tssh

Netflix actually launched in Germany on September 17. I'm so sad I can't use that guy's pun now. :icon-cry:

*ahem* That guy has a name, ya know? His name is... bauble

 

[LilyMarie]

badum tssh

Netflix actually launched in Germany on September 17. I'm so sad I can't use that guy's pun now. :icon-cry:

*ahem* That guy has a name, ya know? His name is... bauble

Oh, so that was you!

 

[mynameisbob84]

badum tssh

Netflix actually launched in Germany on September 17. I'm so sad I can't use that guy's pun now. :icon-cry:

*ahem* That guy has a name, ya know? His name is... bauble

Oh, so that was you!

Mebbe

 

[bakersman]

good news though, Netflix is still not available in Russia

 

[ComicOzzie]

good news though, Netflix is still not available in Russia

Nyetflix?

 

[Tammie_]

I don't often post outside of MO, but this guy made me laugh so much I cried. His words of wisdom should be shared:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

I don't often post outside of MO, but this guy made me laugh so much I cried. His words of wisdom should be shared:

That pearl of wisdom was well worth sharing.

I spent 10 minutes googling and was rather crushed to find that nobody else on the internet seems to think that Gemini's have small shallow vagina.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini lovers are not particularly known for their fidelity and faithfulness, but they are among the most fun to be around. There is never a dull moment with Geminis as they like to have fun, frolic and enjoy a variety of things. They are very easy to please and take delight over the simplest of things. In turn, Geminis are delightful companions as they are very engaging especially with words. Gemini love to connect intellectually and are very good with their play of words, even in bed.

Geminis love to engage in erotic talk during love making. They love to pillow talk and their partners would never get tired of the adventuresome nature of Gemini. However, as fun and engaging as Geminis are, they are not likely to stay in committed relationships and be off to chase another high when they get bored.

 

[Sansa]

Last night a dude provided this which cracked me up:

EvilKnight5: porn is to sex what animes are to fighting

 

[JimsX]

InterDemand4: mm i want to have a stiff dick
Hendrick: can i jerk it for u?
InterDemand4: mm mm i want to have a stiff dick from you
InterDemand4: yes mm i want to have a stiff dick
Hendrick: im circumcised....i dont have a disgusting foreskin

Two premiums who didn't notice that the was model ignoring them and it seemed they were talking to each other.

 

[JimsX]

Two premiums who didn't notice that the was model ignoring them and it seemed they were talking to each other.

Holy crap, do I ever need to read over my posts before submitting :lol:

 

[DivSavel]

I got my hitachi back from my ex-roommate when I visited home for Xmas, so now I have two. This comment was during a particularly aggressive member-driven orgasm denial show..


Member: i just want to see at what point she snaps and throws the hitachi since she has a spare now.

 

[JessieWolfe]

Manwhothinksheisasmoothtalker: Let me probe your ass with my tongue
let me lick the edges
before moving to the middle
feel my tongue
penetrate you
licking deeper and deeper
each time
my cock is so hard...
at the thought
of violating
your hot, gonger ass
ginger ass
before i take your dirty ass
i'm going to make you cum
i'll eat you out
then fuck your cervix
senseless
i want to feel your pussy shudder
when i rip that orgasm from you
and make you gush
because
I wanna taste you
show me how sweet you are!!
I want your ass
feel my raging har-od
hard-on
at your back door
teasing you
wanting you
to beg me
to violate you

this was during a gold show. I started giggling when he said he wanted to fuck my cervix hahaha i almost couldnt focus XD

 

[JerryBoBerry]

this was during a gold show. I started giggling when he said he wanted to fuck my cervix hahaha i almost couldnt focus XD

I think i read that in a really bad Beeline porn book back in the early 80's. Someone's been going through their dads porn locker.

 

[MrRodry]

I think we have a profile spammer. From Honeybun_profile.

 

[JimsX]

I think we have a profile spammer. From Honeybun_profile.

:lol: :lol: That guy is hilarious. You should check out his own profile. He really gets around on mfc

Pantera and Christmas music :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[YelloMit]

Last night a dude provided this which cracked me up:

EvilKnight5: porn is to sex what animes are to fighting

Ahahaha. That is fantastic. :lol:

 

[JimsX]

power to the pee hole

:lol:

 

[weirdbr]

Hard to say if this should be in teh WTF or LOL topic.. So in the lol it goes:

First:

id like you to spank me with a chinese monkey

Then a bit later, same person:

I wish you could roll me up into a little twinkie and shove me in your vagina so i can eat my way out of that delicious sweet treat into another delicious sweet

 

[ACFFAN69]

I wish you could roll me up into a little twinkie and shove me in your vagina so i can eat my way out of that delicious sweet treat into another delicious sweet

Not cool, that's just asking for the model to get a yeast infection.
I at least hope he was offering a large token amount for such a request, to help pay for the doctors appointment and the antibiotics!

 

[LilyMarie]

This happened today after my topless countdown got finished.

Everyone: (deadly silence all of a sudden)
Me: You guys can keep talking to me, you know.
Random guy: We are all lost in the beauty
Regular: I'm not lost in the beauty, I'm actually checking my bank accounts

made me lol.

 

[DivSavel]

While I'm blowing up plastic bubbles close to the cam:

now i know what the sperm sees before it hits the condom

 

[ComicOzzie]

OMGitsGvcci: hey bb, you must be sitting on an f5 key...because that ass is refreshing!

:lol:

 

[JimsX]

Guy trying to get a free friend add:

my coins are not made of metal...but made of love and compassion...trust and care

He failed :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Kiyera: it s 100 tks to be added for PM
VidaLoca_: i thought i was in ur friends list
Kiyera: why would u be in my friend list?
VidaLoca_: we have spokedn before
VidaLoca_: months ago

And that's enough to make her friends' list? :lol:

Kiyera: i remember u being in the room
Kiyera: but u never tipped

:lol:

 

[EmberSkyy]

Funniest thing I have seen yet is an MFC mail asking me if I can burp really well.

And also if I would pie myself in the face for some tokens. :lol:

 

[JimsX]

Funniest thing I have seen yet is an MFC mail asking me if I can burp really well.

And also if I would pie myself in the face for some tokens. :lol:

What was your reply to the pieing yourself?