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Speaking of vulgar discharges and the desire for them:

fartboynyc2014: hi bb
fartboynyc2014: i love you
fartboynyc2014: i am your loser fartboy
fartboynyc2014: yessssssssssssssssssss
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fartboynyc2014: i live for your farts
fartboynyc2014: bb?
fartboynyc2014: : (
fartboynyc2014: i love you
fartboynyc2014: baby boo
fartboynyc2014: i love you
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DaddiiDickk: tell me to cum on tht ass tho baby i love tht shit
fartboynyc2014: i dream about your farts
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brysonsmith20: pussy wet bb
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fartboynyc2014: i love your farts
fartboynyc2014: you are so beautiful
fartboynyc2014: i love your big boobies too
frankiesed: do you smoke bb
fartboynyc2014: yer
fartboynyc2014: yesssss
fartboynyc2014: i am your loser
fartboynyc2014: yessss bb
fartboynyc2014: has tipped 25 credits
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fartboynyc2014: i am youn loser
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fartboynyc2014: i heard you fart
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fartboynyc2014: yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
fartboynyc2014: i love u
fartboynyc2014: fart fart fart
fartboynyc2014: i love your farts
fartboynyc2014: yessssssss bb
fartboynyc2014: you are my dream girl
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CATALUNYA432: do you shit on the floor in private?
fartboynyc2014: i love big blacxk cock
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I couldn't bring myself to ban this majestic creature. He dropped these gems every other minute.

Member: do you know if you get three fingers in your pussy you have big pussy;
Member: do you know longest cock measured 30 cetraameters, pussy can acomodate up to 25 cetrameters cock;
Member: long cock get 70 per cent erection, short get 100, short will stretch your vagina and pussy get maximum organism
Member: over fifty per cent men dont know to use cock when they fuck;
Member: do you oral sex and anal;
Member: if you dont like fuck in pussy when period you can have fuck in ass. if you fuck in ass pussy cum with period
 
"For the benefit of those not in the UK, Michael Barrymore is our version of OJ Simpson, except less black and more gay"
 
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This came after a model flashed her boobs. I don't know why, but I just bust out laughin'. Completely weak.

cajunguy23: fuck me
 
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Very likely not a member, but this person's randomness just made me LOL.
Is this level 2 of the people who tweet you photos of roses?



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When guys make up their own theories about what things on MFC mean :lol:

CRlCKET19: We get a SCORE based on how many tokens we bought and used in the past week. WE can't see it, but the models can.
CRlCKET19: From what I can tell it's 10% of the number of tokens
MollysBrah: no we don't cricket
CRlCKET19: One told me earlier today mine was 380, and I did the math and I bought and used 3800 in the past week
MollysBrah: thats not the past week
CRlCKET19: How long, brah?
MollysBrah: that like in total since you have been premium
CRlCKET19: I've just been on here a week, so that's all I know, lol.
 
LilyMarie said:
When guys make up their own theories about what things on MFC mean :lol:

CRlCKET19: We get a SCORE based on how many tokens we bought and used in the past week. WE can't see it, but the models can.
CRlCKET19: From what I can tell it's 10% of the number of tokens
MollysBrah: no we don't cricket
CRlCKET19: One told me earlier today mine was 380, and I did the math and I bought and used 3800 in the past week
MollysBrah: thats not the past week
CRlCKET19: How long, brah?
MollysBrah: that like in total since you have been premium
CRlCKET19: I've just been on here a week, so that's all I know, lol.

Well, he's sort of right. He was just wrong about the weekly and only models can see it parts. Also, if he used 3800 tokens in week one, that dude's in big trouble.
 
HarmlessSquirrel said:
LilyMarie said:
When guys make up their own theories about what things on MFC mean :lol:

CRlCKET19: We get a SCORE based on how many tokens we bought and used in the past week. WE can't see it, but the models can.
CRlCKET19: From what I can tell it's 10% of the number of tokens
MollysBrah: no we don't cricket
CRlCKET19: One told me earlier today mine was 380, and I did the math and I bought and used 3800 in the past week
MollysBrah: thats not the past week
CRlCKET19: How long, brah?
MollysBrah: that like in total since you have been premium
CRlCKET19: I've just been on here a week, so that's all I know, lol.

Well, he's sort of right. He was just wrong about the weekly and only models can see it parts. Also, if he used 3800 tokens in week one, that dude's in big trouble.
I guess he was sort of right, I just thought it was funny how he thought around corners and decided it had to be the past week, instead of going with the more obvious explanation of it being his token purchases since the start? :D
 
LilyMarie said:
Very likely not a member, but this person's randomness just made me LOL.
Is this level 2 of the people who tweet you photos of roses?



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The same guy brought out the big guns today.
I won a video from MissLollipop last night:

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Then today, this happened:

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Looks like his thing is replying to or quoting random tweets and adding 'ok' and an entirely irrelevant picture... :think: :think: :think:
 
LilyMarie said:
Looks like his thing is replying to or quoting random tweets and adding 'ok' and an entirely irrelevant picture... :think: :think: :think:

I'm fighting the urge to do that too, but instead of "ok", I'd say "FALCON PUNCH!".
 
I had a ton of things that made me laugh, but the little thing that made me bust out laughing, and have to pause my show, was when a guy came into my room and greeted me with "Hey buddy." I lost my shit. I don't know why, but it was the fumiest thing for me.
 
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