Things members say that make you LOL

[Amelia Liddell]

this guy!! :lol: (read top to bottom )

 

[Fay_Galore]

 

[ComicOzzie]

From a random bloob in a room with 1200 people in it...

mebine: i have to restart

thanks for letting us know! :handgestures-salute:

 

[SavannahMai]

Rigoletto08: i dont know what to say really lol
Rigoletto08 leaves the room

errm...ok!

 

[LilyMarie]

After a top model's cumshow:

realnapoleon: baby u do deep anal now??
realnapoleon: guys lest ask her to do deep anal!!

 

[Autumn_LoL]

After tweeting about blocking time wasters on Skype.


LOOOOOOOOL

 

[ComicOzzie]

After a top model's cumshow:

realnapoleon: baby u do deep anal now??
realnapoleon: guys lest ask her to do deep anal!!

LOL, this guy (who I don't know) once bragged in free chat that he had tipped a model 10,000 tokens to have me banned. :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Sansa]

A member said, "only a cam model thinks "these must have been banned because people were sticking them up their butt" as the goto reason for banning something"

I don't even remember why this topic was brought up, but it was about those really strong ball shaped magnets that were banned from production because kids were eating them and adults were probably putting them in their butt.

 

[weirdbr]

The beginning made me really laugh out loud..

are you capable of generating anal moonbeams ?
have you ever TRIED ?
i bet you could if you really concentrated.. you seem unusually luminous
you have an inner glow .. what makes you think you can direct it outward ?
can't i mean..
i could totally see beams of light coming out of your butt ..
it wouldn't surprise me.
YOU HAVE AMAZING TEETH !
your radiant ..

 

[Leon_Omega]

A member said, "only a cam model thinks "these must have been banned because people were sticking them up their butt" as the goto reason for banning something"

I don't even remember why this topic was brought up, but it was about those really strong ball shaped magnets that were banned from production because kids were eating them and adults were probably putting them in their butt.

Read about these recently, apparently in some cases they required surgery to be removed from a person's insides afte being swallowed. I'd say that's the more likely reason for their being banned.

 

[Shaun__]

A member said, "only a cam model thinks "these must have been banned because people were sticking them up their butt" as the goto reason for banning something"

I don't even remember why this topic was brought up, but it was about those really strong ball shaped magnets that were banned from production because kids were eating them and adults were probably putting them in their butt.

Read about these recently, apparently in some cases they required surgery to be removed from a person's insides afte being swallowed. I'd say that's the more likely reason for their being banned.

Kids have to ruin everything.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I admit it. I LOL'ed. :lol:

SupermanCraig: i like REESE WITHERSPOON better than Reese without her spoon

 

[SavannahMai]

pvcvinyl: I like to lay naked on a womans worn pvc outfit and hump it until I cum on it.
pvcvinyl leaves the room

I did snort a little after reading that :-D

 

[JimsX]

Hi, do you think Im Attractive?
Power0FWiLL: I have a picture you can see
Power0FWiLL: Do you think im attractive now?
Power0FWiLL: no I just want to see what you think
Power0FWiLL: tahts all

He just wants validation!! :lol:

 

[SavannahMai]

I have noooo idea what this means...

jamessmith2610: hey m u sniff amassive line of cat of my cock ?

 

[PunkInDrublic]

I have noooo idea what this means...

jamessmith2610: hey m u sniff amassive line of cat of my cock ?

Good evening maam, you and I should snort massive lines of methcathinone off of my phallus. I think that is what he meant. Not sure how he is planning on snorting anything from that area, just doesn't seem very practical.

 

[SavannahMai]

I have noooo idea what this means...

jamessmith2610: hey m u sniff amassive line of cat of my cock ?

Good evening maam, you and I should snort massive lines of methcathinone off of my phallus. I think that is what he meant. Not sure how he is planning on snorting anything from that area, just doesn't seem very practical.

Thanks Punk! Having never touched drugs i'm not 'down' with that lingo lol! But no doesn't seem very practical at all, thankyou for translating that for me

 

[JimsX]

model: massage my camel toe
PTABWC6912: camel toe is not feet its her camel toe kitty kat pussy

:lol: :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Katie_Meow]

Tonight on cam. :? :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Noobs say the funniest things...

golfie329: why don't you do a group and 530 people will follow you there?

:lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[weirdbr]

One from tonight:

call me dyson, cuz I'd wrap my lips around those nips with no loss of suction.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I usually don't criticize for spelling, I know English is not everyone's first language. But this one still made me LOL.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Spoiler, because some people get offended by nudity.

Spoiler

I gotta say, however that I don't think I've ever heard the term "hairy snapper" before.

 

[YelloMit]

sodom69: ARE PVT'S OPENS
sodom69: I LIKE TO SEE BOOBS NUDE NOW PLZ

:lol:

 

[MrRodry]

Posted at Curlysxycutie profile.

 

[camstory]

Spoiler, because some people get offended by nudity.

Spoiler

I gotta say, however that I don't think I've ever heard the term "hairy snapper" before.

Yea, snapper got popular, (as a nic for the ever popular vag) for a day or two back in the mid-late 80's. Had a buddy who was very fond of driving around during summer with the windows down in his VW bug, and yelling SNNNNAPPPPERR!, anytime he would see a hot girl. The guy should have worked as a vender at Wrigley Field or something. It was so embarrassing to be riding with him when he did this, but the worse part was trying to keep a straight face with that look of being disgusted with your buddies immature actions, when part of you wanted to bust up b/c he sold it so well - I always heard BEER, COLD BEER! :lol:

Oh, and you have a very nicely groomed snapper - not too harry at all.

 

[camstory]

I usually don't criticize for spelling, I know English is not everyone's first language. But this one still made me LOL.

They have some very famous carpits here in La Brea, every once in a while they pull out some old model T or 1922 Cadalack