Things members say that make you LOL

[LilyMarie]

 

[mynameisbob84]

Everything I've ever seen of Little Viking suggests he's awesome. I mean, technically I guess he's a troll. But he's a funny troll. And he's not spiteful. He gives trollls a good name, yo. And his name suggests he's a Pete and Pete fan, which makes him A-OK in my book.
Also, on a completely irrelevant - and possibly inappropriate - note, you look really hot in your twitter profile pic, Lily

 

[LilyMarie]

Everything I've ever seen of Little Viking suggests he's awesome. I mean, technically I guess he's a troll. But he's a funny troll. And he's not spiteful. He gives trollls a good name, yo. And his name suggests he's a Pete and Pete fan, which makes him A-OK in my book.
Also, on a completely irrelevant - and possibly inappropriate - note, you look really hot in your twitter profile pic, Lily

He's not Little, he's Tiny
He's not a troll at all actually! He makes fun of trolls allll the time
Also, he takes girls private to sing them songs and play on his guitar. And he's recorded some songs about MFC, he's epic.

Thanks :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Everything I've ever seen of Little Viking suggests he's awesome. I mean, technically I guess he's a troll. But he's a funny troll. And he's not spiteful. He gives trollls a good name, yo. And his name suggests he's a Pete and Pete fan, which makes him A-OK in my book.
Also, on a completely irrelevant - and possibly inappropriate - note, you look really hot in your twitter profile pic, Lily

He's not Little, he's Tiny
He's not a troll at all actually! He makes fun of trolls allll the time
Also, he takes girls private to sing them songs and play on his guitar. And he's recorded some songs about MFC, he's epic.

Thanks :lol:

Tiny! That's what I meant!
I'd only ever seen screengrabs of him in model's rooms announcing he's about to touch his penis :-D He sounds like a cool dood though.
And you're welcome

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[TinyViking82]

because i was bored,,,, and stuff...

 

[LailaBaise]

k4tm4nn: hello, nice, make you a deal, if you lay down, show face, breasts, pussy in cam, fuk me really hard until I get hard, Once I get hard, I will go pvt, and after Pvt will give you 6600 token tip, k
Fluff_O_Matic: lol

spontaneous9: I don't have sound on but how are you? Do you have a extra second to talk? I would like to talk about if you have made as much money as you wanted to on this site and if not how I could help you make more money and even while your sleeping.

Been on line less than 5 mins...

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Anonymous]

The guy last night - or I guess you could say early this morning - who had 555 tokens and kept typing "OPEN MY CAM BB" made me laugh. I think he wanted to show me his 10 inches...unless I'm getting him confused with a different weirdo. I told him that it's 90 tokens for me to watch a cam, but he just kept saying "OPEN MY CAM BB." Normally he would've gotten himself banned by now, but he had me and a few others cracking up laughing, and I like to laugh.

 

[Nordling]

The guy last night - or I guess you could say early this morning - who had 555 tokens and kept typing "OPEN MY CAM BB" made me laugh. I think he wanted to show me his 10 inches...unless I'm getting him confused with a different weirdo. I told him that it's 90 tokens for me to watch a cam, but he just kept saying "OPEN MY CAM BB." Normally he would've gotten himself banned by now, but he had me and a few others cracking up laughing, and I like to laugh.

:lol: Yeah, I think it was the same guy too.

 

[Shaun__]

The guy last night - or I guess you could say early this morning - who had 555 tokens and kept typing "OPEN MY CAM BB" made me laugh. I think he wanted to show me his 10 inches...unless I'm getting him confused with a different weirdo. I told him that it's 90 tokens for me to watch a cam, but he just kept saying "OPEN MY CAM BB." Normally he would've gotten himself banned by now, but he had me and a few others cracking up laughing, and I like to laugh.

Maybe the amount of blood needed to get a massive slong like his erect makes him light headed, after it leaves his head and hits his pants.

 

[Nordling]

The guy last night - or I guess you could say early this morning - who had 555 tokens and kept typing "OPEN MY CAM BB" made me laugh. I think he wanted to show me his 10 inches...unless I'm getting him confused with a different weirdo. I told him that it's 90 tokens for me to watch a cam, but he just kept saying "OPEN MY CAM BB." Normally he would've gotten himself banned by now, but he had me and a few others cracking up laughing, and I like to laugh.

Oops! I was wrong. lol the 10" guy was "bear" something but the "open cam bb" guy was named "Sweat" something. lol Both were a riot. lol

 

[Anonymous]

Oops! I was wrong. lol the 10" guy was "bear" something but the "open cam bb" guy was named "Sweat" something. lol Both were a riot. lol

I think the 'bear' guy was named 'bigassbear' or something like that.

 

[Nordling]

Oops! I was wrong. lol the 10" guy was "bear" something but the "open cam bb" guy was named "Sweat" something. lol Both were a riot. lol

I think the 'bear' guy was named 'bigassbear' or something like that.

Yeah, Bigassbear and SWEATTOH70, respectively.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[VioletJune]

I saw this when you retweeted and I seriously laughed for about 5 minutes... the last part really makes it special :lol:

 

[VioletJune]

Whenever I get online, it's always super quiet for about the first hour (no matter when I log on, I've tested it :snooty: ) and last night I posted the :alone emote and NerdySkier referred me to this song and I think I'll be using it every time it gets slow and possibly buy a cowboy hat to go along with it. I didn't have anything but my spray bottle of oil around so that was my gun and I was "pew pew-ing" it away with my fingers as well. Also, a couple people actually started talking when the song was playing soo mission accomplished! And I got a good laugh out of it



This is now my theme song. Last night was awesome!

edit - the :alone emote is the one with the little smiley face standing next to a cactus as a tumbleweed rolls by

 

[LilyMarie]

Tiny, again:

 

[LadyLuna]

you like shake ass from behind catwoman

"I'm sorry, but as catwoman is not here, I cannot do anything behind her."

 

[AllisonWilder]

you like shake ass from behind catwoman

"I'm sorry, but as catwoman is not here, I cannot do anything behind her."

What the member said here didn't make me laugh, but your response made me laugh so hard I snorted. :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

In AspenRae's room just now:

Fe4RL3S5: Whenever I watch you, it makes me want to be a girl.

Finally someone who admits it :lol:

 

[DivSavel]

During a GG show: "So, how many tkns to shout FUS RO DAH into her vagina?"

 

[LilyMarie]

jojopaylay: i just stole ur panties and i am smelling them
HANDPUMPER: jojopaylay - Lily just stole your nuts and is blending them in the mixer

 

[ComicOzzie]

Looking for great looking women to act like women pirates on my 150 foot entertaining pirate ship nudity is light and optional ship sails four days a week ten months a year and you live aboard when at sea. Salary starts in the high 5's and with tips you could make $100 grand a year. You must be in good shape. flirt well and have a great personality for this job and work long hours when at sea

Posted on the profile wall of a $20 premium.

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol:

 

[LolasLiger]

BamBam2812: You have the most amazing body ever built by nature!!!

Made me wonder how many robotic/cyborg models he had visited :lol:

 

[Julia_Storm]

True pvt---> Happy---> Starting to play with myself---> I was waiting for a nice play almost all day--->
The guy sais:
Give me the best fake orgasm u can make
--->End show--->Ban--->Ban 60days--->Ignore

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[LailaBaise]

02:56:29 AM durogallo: let me have your skype pls
02:57:15 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:32 AM durogallo: lte me have skypeee
02:57:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:51 AM durogallo: show feet pls
02:58:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:58:18 AM durogallo: show feet
02:58:23 AM durogallo: let me see them
02:58:37 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:06 AM durogallo: you think you're smart
02:59:13 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:54 AM durogallo: let me have peek hun
02:59:58 AM durogallo: ; )
03:00:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:34 AM durogallo: fcking lesbo
03:01:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:59 AM durogallo: you just mad because you so fat
03:02:05 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:18 AM durogallo: FUCKING BITCH
03:02:21 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:44 AM durogallo: you prolly getting off on this FUCKU
03:02:52 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?

love makin' em rage.

 

[Julia_Storm]

02:56:29 AM durogallo: let me have your skype pls
02:57:15 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:32 AM durogallo: lte me have skypeee
02:57:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:51 AM durogallo: show feet pls
02:58:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:58:18 AM durogallo: show feet
02:58:23 AM durogallo: let me see them
02:58:37 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:06 AM durogallo: you think you're smart
02:59:13 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:54 AM durogallo: let me have peek hun
02:59:58 AM durogallo: ; )
03:00:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:34 AM durogallo: fcking lesbo
03:01:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:59 AM durogallo: you just mad because you so fat
03:02:05 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:18 AM durogallo: FUCKING BITCH
03:02:21 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:44 AM durogallo: you prolly getting off on this FUCKU
03:02:52 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?

love makin' em rage.

:lol:
Oh lord u are evil ) love it