Typos can be hilarious sometimes...
cskinner has tipped A_N_A 10 tokens: 'Who has the biggest books???'
cskinner has tipped A_N_A 10 tokens: 'Who has the biggest books???'
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File this under Questions Asked by Blue Noobs...
kpleezeme69:if u ban someone ..does that show in every room they go to ?
kpleezeme69:if u ban someone ..does that show in every room they go to ?
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I'm sure he's asking for a friend who he feels will likely get banned.
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This question totally cracked me up for some reason (probably because the country is literally named with 2 Spanish words)
BathroomSushi: Do they speak spanish in costa rica?
BathroomSushi: Do they speak spanish in costa rica?
Rebel_Wood
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- rebellejay_
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This thread is incredible.
Tonight I was wearing a red and white stripey crop top, and recieved mfcmail saying
'I can't believe I'm wanking to Wheres Wally
You're really sexy, in a Wally kinda way'
.....thank you?
Tonight I was wearing a red and white stripey crop top, and recieved mfcmail saying
'I can't believe I'm wanking to Wheres Wally
You're really sexy, in a Wally kinda way'
.....thank you?
The model was reluctant to see this old photo, but agreed when he kept begging to show it. Then, the punchline...
meag88: Babe, I have this old picture of you
meag88: it's a picture from somewere between 2009 and 2011
meag88: Wanna see it?
meag88: It's just you have this outfit on
meag88: and I just wonder if you have it still
meag88: How do I post a pic on the chat?
meag88: Babe, I have this old picture of you
meag88: it's a picture from somewere between 2009 and 2011
meag88: Wanna see it?
meag88: It's just you have this outfit on
meag88: and I just wonder if you have it still
meag88: How do I post a pic on the chat?
The model was reluctant to see this old photo, but agreed when he kept begging to show it. Then, the punchline...
meag88: Babe, I have this old picture of you
meag88: it's a picture from somewere between 2009 and 2011
meag88: Wanna see it?
meag88: It's just you have this outfit on
meag88: and I just wonder if you have it still
meag88: How do I post a pic on the chat?
If I was in the room I probably would have told him I know how to do that...then fake some internet problems and pretend mfc was losing my connection. Bet I could have strung him along a good 10 minutes.
You see that fake fireplace in the black frame sitting on the couch? It's the kind that has a moving picture of a fireplace so it looks pretty.
Not long ago a guy told me I had a cute girly sneeze... but that he respected manly sneezes more. So I said maybe I should do manly sneezes then?
"No, that's gross. I just respect it more though"
Uh okay XD good to see you're respecting me then...
"No, that's gross. I just respect it more though"
Uh okay XD good to see you're respecting me then...
"show nipples and i take you pvt and c2c"
*has 195tkns*
*has 195tkns*
A dude tried to take a model friend pvt this morning with 17 tokens. She showed us his tokens as she laughed at him.
I get it when it's someone new who doesn't know how it all works yet but... most of them don't have that excuse ha
Chellsterz
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BlissfulSins
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About a week ago I had a guy come in and ask me to lay back and spread my pussy so he could see if I was tight because he was two inches!!
Turns out he was a scammer cause I asked for a tip and it never happened but still I was like lol you only want tight models because you are two inches?
Turns out he was a scammer cause I asked for a tip and it never happened but still I was like lol you only want tight models because you are two inches?
That's an old Mitch Hedberg joke. Still funny, no matter who tells it. If you haven't heard/watched him, check out some of his old standup:
SaffronBurke
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He might have been fishing for small penis humiliation.
In hindsight I was probably lucky - the very first night I discovered mfc, while I was still lurking as a guest, I saw a model* totally call someone out. (As I remember it, in the middle of a show he hadn't tipped for, he complained about the music.) And she only took a few seconds over leaving him without a name and then banning him, but in doing so she was able to click on something and call out his tipping history, which was apparently paltry.
So, not that I like to think I would have been a chancer anyway, but it was useful to be aware from the outset that models can see stuff about members, even if I didn't (and still don't) need to know exactly what.
(* It was AmberCutie herself, actually. And, come to think, I don't think I've had occasion to be back in her room any time since then. I probably ought to go and leave her a tip sometime, both for the early lesson in camsite etiquette and for having freeloaded on her show that first night.)
To a model with a 10,000 camscore...
LonnieBadass:hey... I think you have the record for highest cam score on mfc
LonnieBadass:hey... I think you have the record for highest cam score on mfc
I just asked a model how many foot steps did you walk today, and she showed me on her phone. Random and I wasn't expecting her to know.
In the same room, within minutes of each other
fuckingoodguy4: im jeff 28 canada sport shape 5'11 tattoo piercing log hair
I'm no grammar Nazi, but this guy has some trouble with homonyms I think...
droe1997: Your sexy
droe1997: Why are u just sitting their
fuckingoodguy4: im jeff 28 canada sport shape 5'11 tattoo piercing log hair
I'm no grammar Nazi, but this guy has some trouble with homonyms I think...
droe1997: Your sexy
droe1997: Why are u just sitting their
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I said they weren't, and that I rarely ever paint them. He said that last line, and left immediately before I could respond. What the...? XD
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I took German in college, and never understood why words in that language were always so much longer than their English counterparts.
I took German in college, and never understood why words in that language were always so much longer than their English counterparts.
I never realised until now that I can understand German.
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Today I learned I don't understand English.
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