Things members say that make you LOL

[SaffronBurke]

I legit lol'd at this one, because it made no sense:

I want to put my greasy drumstick in your puppyhole.

 

[ThunderWeasel]

I legit lol'd at this one, because it made no sense:

I want to put my greasy drumstick in your puppyhole.

... my brain's Emergency Mental Image Editor just redlined and exploded. Thanks for that.

 

[dilligaf0]

I legit lol'd at this one, because it made no sense:

I want to put my greasy drumstick in your puppyhole.

KFC anyone?



Anyone?

 

[dilligaf0]

"Can you recite Edgar Allen Poe while you spank yourself?"

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

"Quoth the Raven..............................NEVERMORE."

 

[yummybrownfox]

This guy last night (who never said a word in my chat, and never tipped) sent MFC Mail that had nothing at all in the body of the mail. All it said was "$30 for 30 minute Skype show" in the subject box.

 

[yummybrownfox]

preyed: If you strip naked now. I will private you then

 

[Juicy_Babe]

This guy last night (who never said a word in my chat, and never tipped) sent MFC Mail that had nothing at all in the body of the mail. All it said was "$30 for 30 minute Skype show" in the subject box.

maybe that was the first time he found out that there is a keyboard attached to his computer

 

[JimsX]

Two guys competing for the attention of a model who is big into fitness. The one guy has a name referencing himself as a gamer. He is doing most of the chatting with the model. Suddenly the other guy randomly says 'I DON'T PLAY GAMES. I AM THE GAME. SKYDIVING ANYONE?"

 

[gingerhobbit]

Guy goes into a model's room, asks her to look at his cam. She foolishly does, big surprise, he's showing his dick. She turns it off, won't look any more. He leaves, comes back and says this:

 

[JimsX]

Read this on a model's profile wall

mfcfucked, cant get on, wonder if cleaning woman unplugged it

Yes sir, your cleaning woman unplugged mfc and now you can only see profiles.

 

[DuoShi]

cgnboyyy: god I wanna guck you so bad in that shower

 

[Tigerqueen]

My favorite was on SM, when some kid popped into my room for like TWO SECONDS just to say "i want you to make fun of my mom my mom is a swinger shes a town whore"

WTF ps his name was "mommasboy"

 

[MFCGod]

There's a new member called "twerkguy" about on MFC the last couple of weeks

He asks models to watch him twerk on cam, posts them a video link or gif, then goes into his shtick (these aren't direct quotes but pretty accurate)

"omg you didn't screen cap that did you?"
"omg tell me you didn't screen cap!"
"omg please don't post it in the chatroom!"
"please don't tell me you're going to embarrass me by posting it in the chat?!"

If you type in :twerkguy he has his own twerking emote in a tutu

For me he has become an instant legend that I will remember forever

 

[mav2199]

Some dude asked me to put on high heels once. Nope.

 

[JimsX]

both are disgusting but I'm sure fucking a snake is a lot more sanitary that butt sex

 

[Azmyth]

"My asshole gapes in the name of urban renewal."

"I'm just a fragile dude with half a boner."

Some of the guys that come around are funny as fuck.

 

[Honey_Suckle]

'' A scottish bird eh? If I could I would have my way with you then take you to the chippy for a sausage supper and a can of irn bru'' ... how romantic of him! lol

 

[Ann_Sulu]

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

The MOST annoying thing that's ever happened to me on cam...I just could NOT handle it lol

Member: hey, are you
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Member: you are
Member: are you
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Member: are you
Me: wHAT? Am I what?
Member: are you
Member: are you

Me: (losing my shit) am I WHAT.,.,,?!,!,? Spit it out!

Member: are you

[BAN]

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I just realized i'm getting forgetful in my old age. I can't remember if I posted this before.

 

[Kchrpm]

Man, I'm pretty funny. Pardon me while I pat myself on the back with this dollar store selfie stick.

So I was in JaceyMarie's room when she went off on some dude who has never, ever tipped her, but sent her an MFC mail asking how much to meet up in person. Her regulars then had fun imagining what the "date" would be like...

Kchrpm: "cause I have $83 and some Olive Garden coupons"
kaylap69: hahaha
DotsWorld: hahaha
ponsonbybritt: "my parents will drive us wherever you want to go, bb"
DotsWorld: lol
Kchrpm: "we could stay in my dad's shed, he's got a hammock"
kaylap69: just have to be back at 10pm
Kchrpm: "my gramma gave me this $20 Visa gift card, we can split it"

 

[Johndoe91]

Model was in tip chat on cams, so private was disabled

lookin469funutah: hey if thisnis live grab ur breast then i will take u private

lookin469funutah: how do u go private

Surprisingly, she didn't do any titty grabbing

 

[sagereign]

I once had a member, who tipped really well, that had a glasses fetish and wanted to know all about how bad my eyesight is and if my parents wore glasses and how many people in my family had bad eyesight and then tipped (well) for me to throw my glasses across my room and try to find them. Ngl I got kinda into it lmao

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@sagreign Yup eyeglasses fetish..it's a fun one if done right ^.^

 

[helloimc]

 

[helloimc]

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

I just realized i'm getting forgetful in my old age. I can't remember if I posted this before.

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Haha!!! That guy is fucking brilliant though lol

 

[Misono]

Model currently trying to sell her car for tokens on MFC...

 

[ComicOzzie]

This is the result when you post in MFC while on crack...

roleplay40: ohhh noughy vidio
roleplay40: dear santa
roleplay40: sure iv beem
roleplay40: n i lill bit noughty butmshes yummy
roleplay40: mmmwhaa
roleplay40: i onley pick on ate n gread plz

 

[CherryChu]

Lol that guy... he's been to my room a few times. He never really makes sense