Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

I have a regular who goes for sock puppets in private. Not sock puppets with eyes, decorations or anything...just plain socks. He requests that I start with the sock puppets behind my back and slowly introduce them as Snip and Nip that want to bite his cock off between mimicking kissy noises. He likes me to threaten him with my sock puppets that they are going to get him one day and destroy him. Sometimes he prefers I crawl on all fours, snarling and growling like some feral wildcat. I don't even try to understand fetishes anymore lol

I desperately want to give this post multiple ratings: Like, WTF, Funny... sadly I can only do one lol.

I... I honestly don't know how any of you do these kind of fetishes. And more so, keep a straight face. Not because you're laughing or mocking the person or fetish per sue, but the fact it's very.... unusual.. I just don't know haha

 

[Blake Devine]

For me, I think it's because there are plenty of sick people requesting bestiality or to watch them eat feces. So when someone wants me to play with cock eating sock puppets I breathe a sigh of relief and think 'Finally! Someone normal...' haha

 

[SaffronBurke]

Dude was NOT pleased when I pointed out that it's been illegal to own people for 150+ years.



And here's what he's said in my room before, ew



I see you. I know what your fetish is. And you nasty.

 

[Emberblaze]

I have a regular who goes for sock puppets in private. Not sock puppets with eyes, decorations or anything...just plain socks. He requests that I start with the sock puppets behind my back and slowly introduce them as Snip and Nip that want to bite his cock off between mimicking kissy noises. He likes me to threaten him with my sock puppets that they are going to get him one day and destroy him. Sometimes he prefers I crawl on all fours, snarling and growling like some feral wildcat. I don't even try to understand fetishes anymore lol

Dear god I wish I got to do shows like this. This is fucking magical.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Dear god I wish I got to do shows like this. This is fucking magical.

As a member, I think I'd lose it and die laughing if a model were to do something like that.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Things members say that make me go lol.....

 

[LylacDoll]

“You want me to pay for a PM? Good luck getting anywhere on this site!” - grey name (who I then kicked from my room)

“You just kicked one of the highest tippers on this site. You must be allergic to money!” - another grey name that entered my room shortly after the first one.

This reminds me of this one guy (X) I'd have come in who would tip like one 1 token, asking me to do something I would always say no to (I can't remember exactly what it was since he stopped coming in there), and then shortly after that there'd be "another" guy who would send a tipnote saying something along the lines of "Oh my god, is that X? He tipped 333,000 tokens to one model in a single tip! He's the biggest spender on the site! Oh my god!" It was ridiculous.

 

[ameliababyxo]

I’m surprised how many guys want a girl who can burp on command. It’s too bad I can’t do that.

 

[yummybrownfox]

I hate it when you go exclusive with someone, and it's all good until they slip this into the conversation...

Don't assume that I'm okay with this kind of talk, just because you're spending money on me...or because you did it with several other Black models. Go back to their room then.

 

[Lua Moon]

This reminds me of this one guy (X) I'd have come in who would tip like one 1 token, asking me to do something I would always say no to (I can't remember exactly what it was since he stopped coming in there), and then shortly after that there'd be "another" guy who would send a tipnote saying something along the lines of "Oh my god, is that X? He tipped 333,000 tokens to one model in a single tip! He's the biggest spender on the site! Oh my god!" It was ridiculous.

Ugh, requests in 1 tkn tip notes drive me crazy. Especially when my whiteboard and tip menu is clearly on display!

 

[Lua Moon]

This reminds me of this one guy (X) I'd have come in who would tip like one 1 token, asking me to do something I would always say no to (I can't remember exactly what it was since he stopped coming in there), and then shortly after that there'd be "another" guy who would send a tipnote saying something along the lines of "Oh my god, is that X? He tipped 333,000 tokens to one model in a single tip! He's the biggest spender on the site! Oh my god!" It was ridiculous.

But yeah, I genuinely think that some members think we’re totally clueless.

 

[NotYou]

This reminds me of this one guy (X) I'd have come in who would tip like one 1 token, asking me to do something I would always say no to (I can't remember exactly what it was since he stopped coming in there), and then shortly after that there'd be "another" guy who would send a tipnote saying something along the lines of "Oh my god, is that X? He tipped 333,000 tokens to one model in a single tip! He's the biggest spender on the site! Oh my god!" It was ridiculous.

One guy, 2 cups accounts

 

[yummybrownfox]

I’m surprised how many guys want a girl who can burp on command. It’s too bad I can’t do that.

I was just asked this today too, and I had to tell the guy that I'm unable to burp on command, but I wish I could.

 

[CorieCastles]

I hate it when you go exclusive with someone, and it's all good until they slip this into the conversation...

Don't assume that I'm okay with this kind of talk, just because you're spending money on me...or because you did it with several other Black models. Go back to their room then.

I used to hate hate HATE when this grossness happened to me on SM. -.-

It was mostly back when I was still performing vanilla shows. The guys who'd pull it would never even ask for/about raceplay either, it was just a lovely n-bomb surprise, blegh.

Sorry this happened to you, it would always take me out of my element and just make me super upset.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I was just asked this today too, and I had to tell the guy that I'm unable to burp on command, but I wish I could.

If they ask on SM, send 'em my way! I can burp like a champ!

 

[yummybrownfox]

If they ask on SM, send 'em my way! I can burp like a champ!

I definitely will, because I like you and your posts on here. I wish we could mention Twitter on SM (I'd tell them to follow you on Twitter), but I'll just tell them to find and favorite you on SM.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Your jollies, if you're into findom. If you're not, why are you even asking about it?

 

[SaffronBurke]

JFC wtf, I was literally in a private while dude was sending these. He was also refreshing my chat room like a fiend, but when I finished the (2-minute!) private and returned to to my chat room with him there, he left when I greeted him.

 

[Jakeen Burney]

This is my first day on the forum and all of this made me depressed as fuck and must say..am I looking forward to camming? lmfao

 

[yummybrownfox]

This is my first day on the forum and all of this made me depressed as fuck and must say..am I looking forward to camming? lmfao

Hi, Jakeen, and welcome to the forum!

Camming is still fun though. You will deal with some weirdos/creeps/trolls, but the kick/block button is a great thing to have for when you want to remove them from your chat (Some of the things we've posted about in this thread aren't ban-worthy...just weird as fuck...lol). Be happy about the kick/block options, because in other jobs (such as retail/customer service) you don't get to have a ban button. With those jobs, you have to fake a smile, and deal with rude customers and their bullshit for X hours a day.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Coming into my chat telling me that you saw a "hooker" again today (I don't think they like the term "hooker" anyway, dude), but your ass has never tipped me...even when I cammed on the site years ago. You were annoying back then too, and you're still annoying. Except now you're calling me 'boo'. *eyeroll* And no, I don't want you to send me a picture of what you look like. I don't give a fuck. If you're so determined to show me what you look like, feel free to take me exclusive (for more than 5 minutes would be great).

This guy's gonna end up getting blocked tonight. I can feel it...

 

[Slapstick]

I’m surprised how many guys want a girl who can burp on command. It’s too bad I can’t do that.

I was just asked this today too, and I had to tell the guy that I'm unable to burp on command, but I wish I could.

Burping on demand is just a matter of learning how to swallow some air, what I don't get is the guys that pop in asking if the model can fart... What? Do these guys think, "hmmm, 5000 models online, at least one of them must be holding one in"? Do some models keep a whoopee cushion nearby for these situations?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

JFC wtf, I was literally in a private while dude was sending these. He was also refreshing my chat room like a fiend, but when I finished the (2-minute!) private and returned to to my chat room with him there, he left when I greeted him.


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You likely already know this but I figured newbies might want to know that there's a drop-down box by member's names in messages that allow the model to block further messages. Obviously, it doesn't help if he's doing it rapid fire like that though.

A similar thing that drives me nuts (though not as much the member's fault as the site) is it doesn't notify the model when we get messages. I check at least once during my shift but can't refresh to see if anything is in my inbox as often as the coked out acting member Saffron mentioned in the quote above. Seriously that dude needs to lay back on the coffee.

 

[SaffronBurke]

You likely already know this but I figured newbies might want to know that there's a drop-down box by member's names in messages that allow the model to block further messages. Obviously, it doesn't help if he's doing it rapid fire like that though.

A similar thing that drives me nuts (though not as much the member's fault as the site) is it doesn't notify the model when we get messages. I check at least once during my shift but can't refresh to see if anything is in my inbox as often as the coked out acting member Saffron mentioned in the quote above. Seriously that dude needs to lay back on the coffee.

Yeah, buddy sent me another message later while he was in my room, so I banned him from being able to message me. And after all his "OMG I want a shoooowww" bullshit, he took me private for like 3 minutes.

 

[goldmouthbitch]

Yeah.... He was insane. I really wanted to file a restraining order against him.

This actually disturbs me a bit. it already seems like you do very little to humor him but i suggest stop addressing him at all. (in reference to him saying you were acting this way or that way to make him seem like a stalker. if hes just a paranoid little bitch then never mind....keep on keepin on)

when ever possible, involve police. i say involve them even for seemingly small things. its probably a good idea to get a record on him started.

as for him making new accounts? Im not sure if a well constructed vpn can bypass mfc blocks or not but i know one thing for certain....this loony toon is not gonna just lurk silently. He'll do or say some whacky shit and youll just be like "oh there he is....until next time, good-ban"

"good ban" doesnt really work as a pun for "good bye"....

whatever im sure youll think of something way cooler and more action movie-esque to say.

 

[goldmouthbitch]

I had a member tell me how many gummy bears he could fit in his foreskin. That was new!

well......how many?

 

[goldmouthbitch]

Spoiler: Fucking custom run-around part two

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Seen!??? Fucking seen!? After I lowered my price, walked you through the process, catered to your request, gave you every indication that I would follow through and even said I would deliver on the SAME DAY!! I can never unsee this dick and I didn't even get tipped for it. Fuck me for being too nice and now I will never be this nice again.

One thing i'd like to point is notice how weirdly into it she is. like she knows a strange amount info concerning her bf's past. she goes on and on about it....
and shes not only weirdly overly into it.....shes into it in a weird way. Im having a hard time putting it into words but i think the reality explains it ( i hope)

"She" is the "boyfriend" who probably doesnt have a girlfriend at all is mostly just getting off on indulging and exploring his fantasy with you through this conversation. Like, only he would describe his past that way. The way she acts and is into this whole thing doesnt come off like a fem dom trying to make a transaction to add to her subs humiliation....it comes off as the "subs" fantasy from his perspective.

especially the parts where she goes on about how its localized and he hates needles and blah blah blah

and ESPECIALLY when explains how the view is usually blocked for the patient but shes thinking off having him do it with full view of the procedure, and then asks what you think about it.


Im sure you pretty much got the gist of what was actually going on and that this was actually just "the sub boyfriend" being a fucking creep weirdo.... i just wanted to try and explain what set off alarms for me in hopes to help save you the trouble in the future

 

[EmptyKins]

One thing i'd like to point is notice how weirdly into it she is. like she knows a strange amount info concerning her bf's past. she goes on and on about it....
and shes not only weirdly overly into it.....shes into it in a weird way. Im having a hard time putting it into words but i think the reality explains it ( i hope)

"She" is the "boyfriend" who probably doesnt have a girlfriend at all is mostly just getting off on indulging and exploring his fantasy with you through this conversation. Like, only he would describe his past that way. The way she acts and is into this whole thing doesnt come off like a fem dom trying to make a transaction to add to her subs humiliation....it comes off as the "subs" fantasy from his perspective.

especially the parts where she goes on about how its localized and he hates needles and blah blah blah

and ESPECIALLY when explains how the view is usually blocked for the patient but shes thinking off having him do it with full view of the procedure, and then asks what you think about it.


Im sure you pretty much got the gist of what was actually going on and that this was actually just "the sub boyfriend" being a fucking creep weirdo.... i just wanted to try and explain what set off alarms for me in hopes to help save you the trouble in the future

Idk. I think she is pretty serious. She wants me to make him eat the foreskin she saved in the video.

 

[goldmouthbitch]

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im not saying its a total fabrication. he may very well of chopped his dick head off.... im just get reeeeaaaallystrong spidey senses that its just dude rp-ing as his "domme" gf

i guess i could see how i could be wrong...im not absolutely certain.....

but mfw if i am (wrong).

 

[SaffronBurke]

I don't like being called terms of endearment by strangers (or anyone, but especially by strangers). I tell them. Sometimes they flip out over it.


"I'm not your baby"



"My name isn't 'mami'"



Bruh, it's not a "flirting site", it's a PORN site. And even if it *were* a "flirting site", whatever the fuck that is, if your way of flirting is just using terms of endearment to address women, you seriously need to up your game.