Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

Got another - why are dudes so pissy about being told "I'm not your babe"? I'm literally not.

 

[yummybrownfox]

I can't stand these "Do this for me for free first before I take you private/exclusive" motherfuckers (How much you wanna bet a session with him would've lasted less than a minute...lol). You could've just tipped me 5 Gold if you wanted to see some titties that bad, ya cheap fuck. "Earn dis nut?" Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Lmao. SUCK MY DICK.

 

[DJ_Pioneer]

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This is one of the more messed up things I have seen on the internet.

Idk. I think she is pretty serious. She wants me to make him eat the foreskin she saved in the video.

 

[Emberblaze]

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Idk. I think she is pretty serious. She wants me to make him eat the foreskin she saved in the video.

*pops that in her sandwich with some mayo*
I still don't believe it. Even if that really is foreskin I bet they found the picture online. Although in that case I better throw this sandwich in the trash.

 

[CurvyJ]

I have a regular who goes for sock puppets in private. Not sock puppets with eyes, decorations or anything...just plain socks. He requests that I start with the sock puppets behind my back and slowly introduce them as Snip and Nip that want to bite his cock off between mimicking kissy noises. He likes me to threaten him with my sock puppets that they are going to get him one day and destroy him. Sometimes he prefers I crawl on all fours, snarling and growling like some feral wildcat. I don't even try to understand fetishes anymore lol

this is great...how do you not laugh the whole time?

 

[DJ_Pioneer]

*pops that in her sandwich with some mayo*
I still don't believe it. Even if that really is foreskin I bet they found the picture online. Although in that case I better throw this sandwich in the trash.

I meant to say in my previous reply that it's one of the more disturbing things that I have seen on the internet, I don't know why just the quote got posted

 

[yummybrownfox]

How DARE you disrespect Leonardo DiCaprio!

 

[Slapstick]

One thing i'd like to point is notice how weirdly into it she is. like she knows a strange amount info concerning her bf's past. she goes on and on about it....
and shes not only weirdly overly into it.....shes into it in a weird way. Im having a hard time putting it into words but i think the reality explains it ( i hope)

"She" is the "boyfriend" who probably doesnt have a girlfriend at all is mostly just getting off on indulging and exploring his fantasy with you through this conversation. Like, only he would describe his past that way. The way she acts and is into this whole thing doesnt come off like a fem dom trying to make a transaction to add to her subs humiliation....it comes off as the "subs" fantasy from his perspective.

That was my thought exactly, that whole story read like it was a dude pretending to be his "domme". I thought for sure the whole thing was some massive pretend role-play until @EmptyKins posted The Picture.

Idk. I think she is pretty serious. She wants me to make him eat the foreskin she saved in the video.

I think you are winning the prize for the most seriously fucked up member. Does the CB/MFC TOS forbid cannibalism? Probably not as who TF would think you'd need to include it!

I did a Google Image search for the foreskin and Google came up empty. Google's best guess was BBQ Ribs and the images Google found are disturbingly similar. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat ribs again...

 

[CurvyJ]

That was my thought exactly, that whole story read like it was a dude pretending to be his "domme". I thought for sure the whole thing was some massive pretend role-play until @EmptyKins posted The Picture.


I think you are winning the prize for the most seriously fucked up member. Does the CB/MFC TOS forbid cannibalism? Probably not as who TF would think you'd need to include it!

I did a Google Image search for the foreskin and Google came up empty. Google's best guess was BBQ Ribs and the images Google found are disturbingly similar. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat ribs again...

CB tos does say no blood or violence... i think there was a small bit of blood in the photo? also cb is pretty strict about things so maybe they would include it even though its not listed

 

[EmptyKins]

CB tos does say no blood or violence... i think there was a small bit of blood in the photo? also cb is pretty strict about things so maybe they would include it even though its not listed

Well it's only a custom. If i do add the pics it wont be posted to manyvids. But i think I'll just be referring to the slim jim with my voice. I wanted to share Jack's links with everyone so you could share the shock with me. I'm supposed to talk about "cooking it down to remove bacteria", I'm thinking a little teriyaki sauce?

 

[Emberblaze]

Well it's only a custom. If i do add the pics it wont be posted to manyvids. But i think I'll just be referring to the slim jim with my voice. I wanted to share Jack's links with everyone so you could share the shock with me. I'm supposed to talk about "cooking it down to remove bacteria", I'm thinking a little teriyaki sauce?

Some sort of nut sauce... Definitely.

 

[EmptyKins]

Some sort of nut sauce... Definitely.

It's you isn't it. You're the wife...

Just tell me what's in the video! I don't want to watch it!

 

[Emberblaze]

It's you isn't it. You're the wife...

Just tell me what's in the video! I don't want to watch it!

No, I like foreskin where it belongs, on the dick it grew on lol

To be honest as a Canadian I am pretty distraught about how the US likes to chop bits of dick off. It's not super common here.

 

[EmptyKins]

No, I like foreskin where it belongs, on the dick it grew on lol

To be honest as a Canadian I am pretty distraught about how the US likes to chop bits of dick off. It's not super common here.

I was pulled from sex ed in school by my super Christian parents so when I found out in college what foreskin is I was like "ohhh, that's what that part in the bible was about..." Then I went on a Google spree and saw way too much.

 

[Blake Devine]

this is great...how do you not laugh the whole time?

I suppose because he is always respectful. Lots of people have really specific fetishes and they know that they are oddballs/outcasts. I am as well in my own way, an eccentric, so I can relate by being a weirdo among weirdos. I don't know if that made sense?

 

[CurvyJ]

I suppose because he is always respectful. Lots of people have really specific fetishes and they know that they are oddballs/outcasts. I am as well in my own way, an eccentric, so I can relate by being a weirdo among weirdos. I don't know if that made sense?

Fair enough! I think I would probably giggle a bit... but I'd have to give them a warning! "wow this is new and interesting to me, but I'm not sure how good I'll be at it, and may possibly giggle... if you don't mind that we can work together"

 

[yummybrownfox]

Got another - why are dudes so pissy about being told "I'm not your babe"? I'm literally not.

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I don't like being called terms of endearment by strangers (or anyone, but especially by strangers). I tell them. Sometimes they flip out over it.
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"I'm not your baby"

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"My name isn't 'mami'"

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Bruh, it's not a "flirting site", it's a PORN site. And even if it *were* a "flirting site", whatever the fuck that is, if your way of flirting is just using terms of endearment to address women, you seriously need to up your game.

See how he likes it when you call him little pet names. “Oh? I’m fucking stupid, you say? My dear, butthurt little nut-gobbler. Why you so mad? And what the fuck is a flirting site?” Lol. I once saw model Sam38g laugh at a troll in her room, and her maniacal laughter pissed him off. He was like “Stop laughing, you psycho!” I was laughing my balls off myself at the dude...haha.

I hate being called ‘boo’, btw.

 

[SaffronBurke]

The fuck is wrong with people.




I just gave him this as a response:



Then like five minutes later, I get:




I told him that he's fucked up and to get therapy.



Yeah, but this is a real block.

 

[SaffronBurke]

What? I'm not the one paying, nor am I the one getting a show.

 

[AmiGold]

Young guys are not rich so we pay by letting you see our cocks.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

https://chaturbate.com/sharlenne/
https://profiles.myfreecams.com/JessicaTexas

A breathtaking woman; anyhooo...

50shadesoff: Never seek to tell thy love, Love that never told can be; For the gentle wind does move Silently, invisibly. I told my love, I told my love, I told her all my heart; Trembling, cold, in ghastly fears, Ah! she did depart! Soon as she was gone from me, A traveler came by, Silently, invisibly He took her with a sigh.
50shadesoff: Totally melting into your eyes... and I ask my heart : Who AM I?... Echoes from heart: You are SHarlene ...
50shadesoff: Sharlenne...

mrt_blr: 50 are you poet ?

50shadesoff: I wish...

 

[Fatquack]

No, he is not a poet:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_seek_to_tell_thy_love

 

[Slapstick]

https://chaturbate.com/sharlenne/
https://profiles.myfreecams.com/JessicaTexas

A breathtaking woman; anyhooo...

50shadesoff: Never seek to tell thy love, Love that never told can be; For the gentle wind does move Silently, invisibly. I told my love, I told my love, I told her all my heart; Trembling, cold, in ghastly fears, Ah! she did depart! Soon as she was gone from me, A traveler came by, Silently, invisibly He took her with a sigh.
50shadesoff: Totally melting into your eyes... and I ask my heart : Who AM I?... Echoes from heart: You are SHarlene ...
50shadesoff: Sharlenne...

mrt_blr: 50 are you poet ?

50shadesoff: I wish...

I just clicked you link and he is still there and still at it.... I wonder how much of this she has to put up with?

50shadesoff: Melting under your look... it's like all my childhood was passing by through my eyes... wondering if I'm stil alive... checking pulse... Nope... I'm not but my mind it is...
50shadesoff: Looking at you... no sinful thoughts... not dirty feelings... just a quiet heart that calls your real name deep inside... like an echo of long forgotten love...
50shadesoff: Went outside to feel the wind touching my face... closed my eyes and felt you all around me... like an angel of god sent to heal my wounds... to keep my heart falling apart... life makes no sense no more without you touching it... with the wings of your lovely existence.
50shadesoff: Closed my eyes... saw and felt you inside... opened my eyes... I'm nowhere to found just your image like a cloud over my mind and heart... have fun... and see you soon in the other parallel universe .

[Edit] On the other hand, I guess it is better than endless, "show feet bb".

 

[justjoinedtopost]

good lord

 

[NotYou]

It may be a dick of me, but as soon as people (usually greys) start with their long ass plagiarized love stories, I insta-silence them. Is that too mean? Some models do seem impressed by it but I think because they rarely get stuff like that and also they think they are writing it themselves. But yeah lol..

 

[justjoinedtopost]

this is dedicated to all the models....

Spoiler

this is dedicated to all the models who don't feel moved to pm me tasteful selfies after that one...

 

[SaffronBurke]

It may be a dick of me, but as soon as people (usually greys) start with their long ass plagiarized love stories, I insta-silence them. Is that too mean? Some models do seem impressed by it but I think because they rarely get stuff like that and also they think they are writing it themselves. But yeah lol..

I'm personally not fond of the gooey mushy stuff and will give one verbal warning before banning. I don't care if it's plagiarized or original it's obnoxious and they're trying to make my room all about them. If someone wants to prattle on at me in private that's fine, but they never do, and ick.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I'm personally not fond of the gooey mushy stuff and will give one verbal warning before banning. I don't care if it's plagiarized or original it's obnoxious and they're trying to make my room all about them. If someone wants to prattle on at me in private that's fine, but they never do, and ick.

It is downright tedious is what it is.

 

[MzDDD]

Young guys are not rich so we pay by letting you see our cocks.

you mean my mortgage company won't take cocks as payment? LMFAO

 

[SaffronBurke]

Cause I had no idea what that means......




Too bad I didn't get a chance to make my usual joke of "Oh, I love the British Broadcasting Corporation! They've brought us such wonderful shows, like Doctor Who and Red Dwarf!"