Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[CupcakeQuinn]

Yeah... Bout that...The guy accused me of being high.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I answered his first question by saying it could be anything, such as marine biology, astronomy etc...I said really I just have it there as a talking point.

To his 2nd question I said can be anything really. I then proceeded to ask him if enjoyed science (assuming this is why he brought it up)

I feel my schooling must have been lacking, as the lost city of Atlantis never showed up in the curriculum.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I got asked if I would wear a cast/walk around on crutches the other day? Not sure if trolling or legit fantasy...

Probably a variation of the Knight in shining armor fantasy. You're currently in need of help. He has to help you do things and take care of you. Cook, clean, wash, dress... all the things that would be difficult for you. Most times it's with the arm in a cast so the woman can't do even more. But with the leg it lends itself to skiing accidents. A weekend stuck in a ski lodge during a big snow storm. So he could pretend you're strangers forced into the intimate setting and the help is required for your survival. Stuff like that.


Yes, I may read far too many erotic porn stories.

 

[SierraSquirts]

A member told me "You have a very sexy nose"" yesterday...I am fairly sure he was taking the piss because my nose is FAHOOOKING huge! Heh *shrugs*

 

[Magnolia]

A member told me "You have a very sexy nose"" yesterday...I am fairly sure he was taking the piss because my nose is FAHOOOKING huge! Heh *shrugs*

Naw, I had one guy who was obsessed over my nose. He loved big, crooked noses like mine and would comment on it every time he was in my room/take me private. I personally like bigger noses on men, so I don't see why men can't see the same in women.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@SierraSquirts @Magnolia

I'm a person who likes women with bigger noses...crooked too. I tend to find them adorable. Feel free to consider me a weirdo. *shrug

 

[yummybrownfox]

I actually laughed out loud, so I guess it could qualify for the thread 'LOL' thread too.

 

[Nordling]

@SierraSquirts @Magnolia

I'm a person who likes women with bigger noses...crooked too. I tend to find them adorable. Feel free to consider me a weirdo. *shrug

I've always thought Barbra was beautiful. Not because of her nose, and no, not "in spite of it" either. Her face, that nose--cute! She felt the same, when an interviewer stupidly asked why she didn't get it "fixed." "What do you mean?" she answered, "I think it's cute!"

 

[Diana Blake]

Ooooooh! So THIS is why people keep referring to all 92lbs of me as "BBW"



In case you guys were wondering:

 

[deblackivory]

The only wtfable moments I've had is with finsubs (and I wasn't even advertising myself as Dominatrix at the time. I never ONCE thought about being a Dominatrix on cam because I thought MFC wasn't really that kinky and because I prefer to take my time getting to know the submissive because they all want something different)

One came into my room and told me that he was told by a findom to drug his wife and fap above her. He asked me if I should drug her again and cum onto her face instead of his hands.
Another came into my room and told me that a black findom literally wanted to brand him with a tattoo that say, "Black live matter"

I was so horrified.

 

[Mikey_P]

I agree with the nose worship, it is a thing for me, I love a good nose, especially when the entire nose mouth area is cute. I like weird noses too, they give a woman character!

 

[Diana Blake]

Oh! @Mikey_P and @SierraSquirts (accidentally) bring up another wtf I deal with at least once a week! This is one of those things where you really realize just how hard the trolls look for "weaknesses" in camgirls and why camgirls need REALLY thick skins.

Member: What's that under your nose?
Me: Oh, it's actually two scars overlapping. One horizontal and one vertical. *starts telling the stories of each scar and how I got them*

After that I always get one of two responses from the more...dickish of the members. It's either"

Member: Too bad, you'd be cute without it

Or

Member: *Ignores the explanation I've just given* So, did your dad/bf/random person beat you?

I'm not ashamed of my scars but the general WTF idea seems to be that I either need to hide them or I'm lying about them. The thing they're seeing by the way? Most people can't see it the first time they bump into my room so they're definitely trying to find something they think I'll be self conscious about. This is what they're seeing...honestly, I have trouble seeing it some days.



Edited to add Sierra since her post was the original discussion point that triggered my post

 

[deblackivory]

Oh! @Mikey_P and @SierraSquirts (accidentally) bring up another wtf I deal with at least once a week! This is one of those things where you really realize just how hard the trolls look for "weaknesses" in camgirls and why camgirls need REALLY thick skins.

Member: What's that under your nose?
Me: Oh, it's actually two scars overlapping. One horizontal and one vertical. *starts telling the stories of each scar and how I got them*

After that I always get one of two responses from the more...dickish of the members. It's either"

Member: Too bad, you'd be cute without it

Or

Member: *Ignores the explanation I've just given* So, did your dad/bf/random person beat you?

I'm not ashamed of my scars but the general WTF idea seems to be that I either need to hide them or I'm lying about them. The thing they're seeing by the way? Most people can't see it the first time they bump into my room so they're definitely trying to find something they think I'll be self conscious about. This is what they're seeing...honestly, I have trouble seeing it some days.

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Edited to add Sierra since her post was the original discussion point that triggered my post

Well, it's pretty badass. I'd love to hear the story sometime. Flaws = Stories to hear which make you so much more interesting.

 

[adorable_erin]

Oh! @Mikey_P and @SierraSquirts (accidentally) bring up another wtf I deal with at least once a week! This is one of those things where you really realize just how hard the trolls look for "weaknesses" in camgirls and why camgirls need REALLY thick skins.

Member: What's that under your nose?
Me: Oh, it's actually two scars overlapping. One horizontal and one vertical. *starts telling the stories of each scar and how I got them*

After that I always get one of two responses from the more...dickish of the members. It's either"

Member: Too bad, you'd be cute without it

Or

Member: *Ignores the explanation I've just given* So, did your dad/bf/random person beat you?

I'm not ashamed of my scars but the general WTF idea seems to be that I either need to hide them or I'm lying about them. The thing they're seeing by the way? Most people can't see it the first time they bump into my room so they're definitely trying to find something they think I'll be self conscious about. This is what they're seeing...honestly, I have trouble seeing it some days.

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Edited to add Sierra since her post was the original discussion point that triggered my post

You are a beautiful girl and I think those scars are frinking cute, yes I am aware I am weird. lol Without them you wouldn't be you and that would be a tragedy.

 

[eyeteach]

Oh! @Mikey_P and @SierraSquirts (accidentally) bring up another wtf I deal with at least once a week! This is one of those things where you really realize just how hard the trolls look for "weaknesses" in camgirls and why camgirls need REALLY thick skins.

Member: What's that under your nose?
Me: Oh, it's actually two scars overlapping. One horizontal and one vertical. *starts telling the stories of each scar and how I got them*

After that I always get one of two responses from the more...dickish of the members. It's either"

Member: Too bad, you'd be cute without it

Or

Member: *Ignores the explanation I've just given* So, did your dad/bf/random person beat you?

I'm not ashamed of my scars but the general WTF idea seems to be that I either need to hide them or I'm lying about them. The thing they're seeing by the way? Most people can't see it the first time they bump into my room so they're definitely trying to find something they think I'll be self conscious about. This is what they're seeing...honestly, I have trouble seeing it some days.

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Edited to add Sierra since her post was the original discussion point that triggered my post

OMGoodness, you are freakin' adorable! And I mean that in a good way...

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

I shit you not.....a guy came into my room last night on Bongacams and asked me for freebies.

When I told said asshole that he had to tip first, do you know what he told me? He's a student and he's blind and deaf and broke.

I was like WTF.

 

[IndySolo]

@Diana Blake, that's a really neat scar! It looks like an anchor!

Today I was PM'ed on Chaturbate if I washed my ass. "Of course I do! I'm super anal about it!" (Score one for puns!) His response? "Oh, sorry, wanted to take a girl pvt if she had a filthy brown crack."

Well then. To each their own, I guess. I suppose it's one of 'those' weeks!

 

[yummybrownfox]

I shit you not.....a guy came into my room last night on Bongacams and asked me for freebies.

When I told said asshole that he had to tip first, do you know what he told me? He's a student and he's blind and deaf and broke.

I was like WTF.

That annoys me when people come in our rooms with the "I'm a broke college student" sob story. Ohhh, no, ya don't! If we're gonna play the "Who's got it worse right now" game, I'm pretty sure I've got you beat, buddy boy! Lol.

 

[deblackivory]

He's a student and he's blind and deaf and broke.

I literally cracked up because it made me think of that meme that went around, "I'm legally blind!"

 

[Nordling]

I'm not sure if his use of the language improved or not, but at least the last line made sense.

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

Private conversation with honkymon
bigpussy690:hi
honkymon:hi sexy
honkymon:which state are u in
bigpussy690:California
honkymon:nice
honkymon:up to earn 500 bucks on sunday
bigpussy690:How would I exactly do that?
honkymon:we will meet in hotel
bigpussy690:I am not a prostitute
honkymon:?
honkymon:???
honkymon:bbbb
bigpussy690:not a ho
bigpussy690:I dont do that mess

Motherfucker left the room soon afterwards.

 

[MahaloMarcy]

Certainly gets right to the point, doesn't he?

 

[CutieHasBooty]

Private conversation with honkymon
bigpussy690:hi
honkymon:hi sexy
honkymon:which state are u in
bigpussy690:California
honkymon:nice
honkymon:up to earn 500 bucks on sunday
bigpussy690:How would I exactly do that?
honkymon:we will meet in hotel
bigpussy690:I am not a prostitute
honkymon:?
honkymon:???
honkymon:bbbb
bigpussy690:not a ho
bigpussy690:I dont do that mess

Motherfucker left the room soon afterwards.

Some guys in Mfc seem to be under the impression a lot of us are prostitutes idk why?

 

[Entertainer33]

Some guys in Mfc seem to be under the impression a lot of us are prostitutes idk why?

If you aren't escorts, prostitutes, and if this ISN'T a dating site, I'm just confused about the whole thing!

 

[EllaGray]

Every time a member assumes that I was sexually abused as a child and that's why I cam...
Every time a member assumes I have a drug habit to feed and that's why I cam...

The ignorance...because for me, those two things are not true. Its super annoying, like, why not just ask why I cam? That makes for much better conversation.

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

Some guys in Mfc seem to be under the impression a lot of us are prostitutes idk why?

Because a fair lot of them are thinking with their dicks and therefore that renders a certain sense of reality and common sense. I wonder if they realize that only a teeny tiny amount of camgirls are actually real prostitutes and crackwhores but most of us are not into that shit. Most of us are just trying to make a living and have fun in the process, we are not down with that illegal mess.

 

[Osmia]

Because a fair lot of them are thinking with their dicks and therefore that renders a certain sense of reality and common sense. I wonder if they realize that only a teeny tiny amount of camgirls are actually real prostitutes and crackwhores but most of us are not into that shit. Most of us are just trying to make a living and have fun in the process, we are not down with that illegal mess.

One of the pleasures of reading this thread is trying to figure out why these guys say the stupid shit they do. The trolls tend to be easily identifiable. So are those who are dealing with language barriers, especially the ones who resort to Google Translate (these are often quite funny). The rest, possibly including your example--who knows. But a lot of the questions and statements from these guys seem to originate in ignorance about what web cam sites are about; where they fit in the huge sex industry ecosystem. As I mentioned in another thread, they would benefit from just watching for awhile before jumping in and acting like dicks.

It would be interesting to know how well female members of all-female sites like MFC behave compared to the men.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

One of the pleasures of reading this thread is trying to figure out why these guys say the stupid shit they do.

And if these members who say stupid shit are on mobile, chances are they'll type everything in a way that'll make you want to ask them if they smell toast.

 

[Osmia]

And if these members who say stupid shit are on mobile, chances are they'll type everything in a way that'll make you want to ask them if they smell toast.

I had to look up the toast reference. For some reason, I had never heard it. Now I will live the rest of my no-longer-innocent days waiting for that smell !

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I had to look up the toast reference. For some reason, I had never heard it. Now I will live the rest of my no-longer-innocent days waiting for that smell !

The way you said that made me almost wonder if there was a NSFW version of that.