Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[AmberCutie]

Last night, I saw a guy start a 200 x 1 yellow wall as soon as the model verbally and in written chat told the entire room she was going private and she’d be right back. And then proceeded to ignore her telling him four or five times to stop tipping because she wanted to take a private. She never actually cut him off, but it was pretty strange seeing a model repeatedly ask a 1-token tipper to stop tipping and get ignored for minutes on end.

If that happened to me on MFC I'd put the tipper on ignore to prove a point.

 

[Danigirl]

Just watched a guy do this exact thing.
Another user posted a 'yellow wall' GIF and wrote "wow you really know how to treat a woman" and he replied "yes, I'm a God"....... SMFH

I mean, I appreciate every single tip but the wall of annoying buzzing just seems extra needy from the member. The dude is not a god. That tipping strategy makes him more of an annoying fly that needs to be swatted. Now, if someone wanted to tip me a wall of 100tk tips, then my moans would be genuine. Good tips and stronger vibes def turn me on. Probably the better tips turn me on more lol

 

[Vixxen81]

I mean, I appreciate every single tip but the wall of annoying buzzing just seems extra needy from the member. The dude is not a god. That tipping strategy makes him more of an annoying fly that needs to be swatted. Now, if someone wanted to tip me a wall of 100tk tips, then my moans would be genuine. Good tips and stronger vibes def turn me on. Probably the better tips turn me on more lol

I will forever stand by my opinion that Lovense ruined the cam industry. I also may be a little tipsy at this point and can't elaborate on that other than I really really really really fucking hate the expectations it puts on models to the point where I have a "fake a lush reaction" in my game.

 

[Danigirl]

I will forever stand by my opinion that Lovense ruined the cam industry. I also may be a little tipsy at this point and can't elaborate on that other than I really really really really fucking hate the expectations it puts on models to the point where I have a "fake a lush reaction" in my game.

Meh, I use lovense a lot but that's my own personal preference. I can't cum from a lush. The models flailing around pretending a lush is getting them off on a lower vibe setting are pretty hysterical. Especially when the tipper is expecting dirty talk, squirting etc from low vibes. Dude, no. Now the flexer, Nora, domi, and dolce are much more fun and realistic reactions. My preference is flexer. But I like toys and don't have all day to be on cam so that helps money come in faster

 

[Vixxen81]

Meh, I use lovense a lot but that's my own personal preference. I can't cum from a lush. The models flailing around pretending a lush is getting them off on a lower vibe setting are pretty hysterical. Especially when the tipper is expecting dirty talk, squirting etc from low vibes. Dude, no. Now the flexer, Nora, domi, and dolce are much more fun and realistic reactions. My preference is flexer. But I like toys and don't have all day to be on cam so that helps money come in faster

I tried so hard to get toy shows off the ground and the only thing I got from it was a raw pussy that couldn't satisfy my husband because I was too sore. I love vibrators, I don't love member controlled vibrators. I actually split my clit open on cam trying to use the Fairy Wand one night. Felt a little wetness and I was like wait that's from the wrong spot, did a check and had to immediately sign off. I really tried to like the lush but with the way I sit and my frame (5'1, 90-ish pounds) every tip felt like absolute torture. So I tried the domi. I had it laying underneath my thigh and this happened on a 1000 token tip with the toy turned down by 95%.

(Stand by I have to edit this from mobile.)



It's still healing and it's been 2 months.

 

[Nienna]

I am so glad my friend refuses to use a lush, (or any toy for that matter) despite constant pressure from her studio admins to do so. She once told me that most of the models she works with don't even really have them turned on. They just fake it.

 

[basileus]

I am so glad my friend refuses to use a lush, (or any toy for that matter) despite constant pressure from her studio admins to do so. She once told me that most of the models she works with don't even really have them turned on. They just fake it.

How can you fake it when the menu is on the video screen? Or do they turn it off?

 

[Slapstick]

How can you fake it when the menu is on the video screen? Or do they turn it off?

I don't believe you actually need to have the toy to run the menu app. I know one model that does this, she doesn't own the toy but runs the menu because some guys want that. What is funny, is not only is she non-nude, but also no face (and very rarely above the waist). But she said guys want to tip for the Lush so she runs the app and lets them.

 

[basileus]

I don't believe you actually need to have the toy to run the menu app. I know one model that does this, she doesn't own the toy but runs the menu because some guys want that. What is funny, is not only is she non-nude, but also no face (and very rarely above the waist). But she said guys want to tip for the Lush so she runs the app and lets them.

I do not know if we are talking about the same thing.
I am not talking about the menu in the chat, I am talking about the menu on the video screen which shows the tips (and the tipper and the duration).
As far as I know most girls I know have that in use and additionally the menu only works when a lovense toy is connected.
So I do not know how you could fake it in that case and you see the girl having it inside her.
If the menu is turned off it may be another story.

Just curious.

 

[Deleted member 72761]

What is funny, is not only is she non-nude, but also no face (and very rarely above the waist).

If she is non-nude and no face, what exactly is her show? Does she just sit and show off her... pants?

 

[Slapstick]

I do not know if we are talking about the same thing.
I am not talking about the menu in the chat, I am talking about the menu on the video screen which shows the tips (and the tipper and the duration).

I believe that is an OBS overlay (the models will know) and she doesn't use that, just the chat menu and typically only when members ask if she has a Lush. But it could be that you can run the OBS overlay without the Lush as well.

If she is non-nude and no face, what exactly is her show? Does she just sit and show off her... pants?

Feet and sneakers mostly. She used to do a lot of food crushing, but noticed some of her best selling videos were when she was wearing Converse All-Stars so she sort of morphed in that direction. Also she does have content on PornHub with face, full body, and masturbation; but her CB show is strictly feet and sneakers. She does quite well.

 

[Deleted member 72761]

Feet and sneakers mostly. She used to do a lot of food crushing, but noticed some of her best selling videos were when she was wearing Converse All-Stars so she sort of morphed in that direction. Also she does have content on PornHub with face, full body, and masturbation; but her CB show is strictly feet and sneakers. She does quite well.

To each their own I guess.

 

[misterical]

Was just room hopping last night and saw a weird conversation between a model and a member. Basically he had a CPR fetish and wanted to see the model being "revived", naked. Innocuous enough compared to some other things I suppose but I was still shocked to learn that this is a thing.

 

[Hiunds]

200x 1tk tips annoy the absolute fuck out of me. It slows the bitrate due to lovense, it's not really pleasurable and no way in hell I'm going to fake moan for 200 seconds of lowest setting on whatever toy. I'm probably trying to make sure lovense doesn't crash because it hates 1tk wall of tips.

as a user that annoys the fuck out of me too.

 

[Maxi]

I think I’ve said it before in another thread but the best response to a 1tk tip wall I’ve seen was…

(Sarcastically, with eye roll)

“Thank you. We’ve achieved confirmation that the Lush is working…”

 

[Vixxen81]

You cannot run the OBS overlay without a toy running because you have to use the Lovense browser application to set the overlay.

I run the overlay and the toy lays on the floor and bounces all over the place. If it's a long tip I'll put it against my vagina and hold it there.

 

[IsabelaHarlow]

I mean, I appreciate every single tip but the wall of annoying buzzing just seems extra needy from the member. The dude is not a god. That tipping strategy makes him more of an annoying fly that needs to be swatted. Now, if someone wanted to tip me a wall of 100tk tips, then my moans would be genuine. Good tips and stronger vibes def turn me on. Probably the better tips turn me on more lol

Yes, this. THIS. I love this.

 

[Deleted member 64633]

What fucking language is this???

 

[Maxi]

What fucking language is this???
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Cusoon goose lotion, erm… whaaa..?

 

[Schnauzevoll]

What fucking language is this???
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thats 'one hand in dick-' ish. there seems to be a version of this dialect in every language.

 

[Slapstick]

Cusoon goose lotion, erm… whaaa..?

I use cusoon gouse lotion all the time...

 

[Hiunds]

Cusoon goose lotion, erm… whaaa..?

I could be crazy but I read "See you soon, go use lotion"

Maybe I have a natural talent for one-handed languages

 

[misterical]

I use cusoon gouse lotion all the time...

We band gouses from marrying their cusoons here. Ducks are fine to do so though.

 

[sponkel]

What fucking language is this???
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I see that cavemen have internet now.

 

[Lilly_____]

here comes another (tokenless) captain save a hoe


meanstobe123: What else about you is special? You are so much more than a pretty face.

Lilly_____: no that's pretty much all there is to me

meanstobe123: Find that hard to believe.

Lilly_____: hard to entertain you more than that without a tip

 

[sponkel]

here comes another (tokenless) captain save a hoe


meanstobe123: What else about you is special? You are so much more than a pretty face.

Lilly_____: no that's pretty much all there is to me

meanstobe123: Find that hard to believe.

Lilly_____: hard to entertain you more than that without a tip

If he was asking about specials, should've told him about the lasagna

 

[darcyduke]

USER: I do not like what I see. At all.

Ummm...leave then?

 

[misterical]

We band gouses from marrying their cusoons here. Ducks are fine to do so though.

I can't believe I spelled "banned" wrong either....

 

[Sashacurves]

User: You don't look 28, you look young!

Thanks pal, 28 is young but ok

 

[misterical]

User: You don't look 28, you look young!

Thanks pal, 28 is young but ok

Wish I was 28.