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IMO asking for a refund in that situation would be a dick move, and probably make her feel worse. Either wait for her to calm herself enough to be able to do the 10 minutes topless…or ask if she has videos she could send you instead when she’s ready to. But (before asking that) it wouldn’t hurt to at least pretend to give a shit that she’s in tears. A “Aw, I hope everything is okay” would be nice…before the member starts asking a crying model to show her tits or send him videos.

Besides, that’s kind of dumb for a member to be tipping for 10 minutes topless while a model is currently in “heartbreaking floods of tears.” :facepalm: Dude could’ve at least waited ‘til she was calm again to ask…or went to a different chat room.
Exactly. She was visibly and audibly upset when he sent the tip. We all get the nature of the site but for fuck's sake, show some compassion from time to time. All he needed to do was wait 10 minutes. There was another guy there at the same time saying borderline abusive stuff so she made me a mod (which was her way of asking me to deal with abusive guy while she composed herself) and I think when he saw me ban that guy he thought better of complaining further and just left.
 
"will you strip for me? 40 tokens to start, 40 to finish"

and also negging me about how i'm not really a naughty girl in order to get me to prove them wrong for free.
Omg the negging shit is so annoying cos they genuinely think we're dumb enough to bite
 
USER
not sure. can i ask a favour?
me
yeh sure
user
i am working with a guy i met this week only,
me
yes
user
i told him i chatting my gf,,,,
me
yes?
user
will you say hi to him and wear a loose revealing shirt
user
pretend accident he seeboobs?
user
hi its dan here. Paul Said say hi. he said he back in 10 mins, he said you in uk travelling? fun?

................... :confused: To be fair, he did tip the equivalent of $200 dollars, but christ.It was blatantly him and not his friend too 😆
 
Member: buys a 1tk lingerie tease video.
Member: Your pvt rates are a bit expensive for me.
Member: can we negotiate, i know the site is flexible.
Model: How much are you looking to spend?
Member: No more than like 2 beers.
Model:So thats what, 200tk?
Member: where the hell do you live?

... I did not respond - just ignored for a while.

Member: yeah 200tk
Model: I can do a public nude dance tease for you, thats not quite enough for a pvt show.
Member: No thank you. scandinavian women cant dance.
Model: I think its better you go to a different model.
Member: why, you upset with me?
 
Our shower guy with a huge dick, but unsure exactly what size is back (sometimes his dick is 40cm, other times 50cm lol). This guy spends a lot of time in the shower, it must have shrivelled from 50cm to 40 cm, it's the only logical explanation :rofl: :rofl:
No other messages or context, just him straight in with...

7:34 PM
sexci232322387
oooh what a funny story you made up what 40 cm

7:34 PM
sexci232322387
hello baby i am cumming 40 cm cock in the shower undress hungry show your cunt finger your boobs i am writing your cunt from turkey antalya
 
Our shower guy with a huge dick, but unsure exactly what size is back (sometimes his dick is 40cm, other times 50cm lol). This guy spends a lot of time in the shower, it must have shrivelled from 50cm to 40 cm, it's the only logical explanation :rofl: :rofl:
No other messages or context, just him straight in with...

7:34 PM
sexci232322387
oooh what a funny story you made up what 40 cm

7:34 PM
sexci232322387
hello baby i am cumming 40 cm cock in the shower undress hungry show your cunt finger your boobs i am writing your cunt from turkey antalya
Yesterday I was having a sexting session and the dick size conversation came up (like what's the biggest you ever had etc) and I actually had done a scene with the guy who has officially the biggest dick in Brazil 😅🤦🏻 and I was like yes this is gonna be a good story he's gonna love it

So I went to google to convert it into inches to tell the client and it made me realize how unrealistic these guys numbers are, like... Whatever I was gonna say was smaller than he already said and that all these guys always say. They have no idea what a big dick actually is like.
 
Yesterday I was having a sexting session and the dick size conversation came up (like what's the biggest you ever had etc) and I actually had done a scene with the guy who has officially the biggest dick in Brazil 😅🤦🏻 and I was like yes this is gonna be a good story he's gonna love it

So I went to google to convert it into inches to tell the client and it made me realize how unrealistic these guys numbers are, like... Whatever I was gonna say was smaller than he already said and that all these guys always say. They have no idea what a big dick actually is like.


Exactly, these guys are just idiots, I mean 40 cm is what, about 16 inches? 50 cm is 20 inches.
 
no one ever said they used translation stuff smartly or spoke with the right head right? LOL One handed typing & stroking causes brain hiccups? LMAO


I have posted this guy 3 or 4 times, so it isn't, no. I think he genuinely tries to say this to impress or... I dunno exactly, who the fuck knows with most of these guys. haha
 
Exactly, these guys are just idiots, I mean 40 cm is what, about 16 inches? 50 cm is 20 inches.
Yes! When I see it in inches I have no idea what that is so when I saw your post in cm that immediately came to mind, like, I could actually see what they were saying... I mean, a 40cm dick?
Sure Jan GIF

Not to mention huge dicks hurt and don't feel good at all but try to tell them that 🤷
 
Maybe its my christian upbringing or the fact that I am still somewhat evergreen in terms of my personality....but why do men exaggerate about having big dicks?

It seems like everytime that I cam up, I run across at least one man that claims to have a dick that is more than 10 inches long. I don't even understand how that is anatomically possible.

Oh and in regards to the previous post, who the hell is out here talking about having a 16 inch dick? Like why would you want to tell a woman that you have something that could give her a hysterectomy? There is nothing that is sexy about that. I don't want to explain to my ob-gyn why there is a huge gaping hole between my legs that is literally the size of 2 big macs from mcdonalds!

Do the men on some of these camsites know that the average dick is technically supposed to be somewhere between 6 to 8 inches? Bro, that's normal!

Oh and if you do somehow have a 16 inch dick and you are still alive in spite of it, where in the hell do you buy pants at? Do you need to have them specially made or can you buy them at walmart? I dunno.

I know that I just read too far into that. I am going away now.
 
Maybe its my christian upbringing or the fact that I am still somewhat evergreen in terms of my personality....but why do men exaggerate about having big dicks?

It seems like everytime that I cam up, I run across at least one man that claims to have a dick that is more than 10 inches long. I don't even understand how that is anatomically possible.

Oh and in regards to the previous post, who the hell is out here talking about having a 16 inch dick? Like why would you want to tell a woman that you have something that could give her a hysterectomy? There is nothing that is sexy about that. I don't want to explain to my ob-gyn why there is a huge gaping hole between my legs that is literally the size of 2 big macs from mcdonalds!

Do the men on some of these camsites know that the average dick is technically supposed to be somewhere between 6 to 8 inches? Bro, that's normal!

Oh and if you do somehow have a 16 inch dick and you are still alive in spite of it, where in the hell do you buy pants at? Do you need to have them specially made or can you buy them at walmart? I dunno.

I know that I just read too far into that. I am going away now.
There's not a single post that you write that I don't love
 
Maybe its my christian upbringing or the fact that I am still somewhat evergreen in terms of my personality....but why do men exaggerate about having big dicks?

It seems like everytime that I cam up, I run across at least one man that claims to have a dick that is more than 10 inches long. I don't even understand how that is anatomically possible.

Oh and in regards to the previous post, who the hell is out here talking about having a 16 inch dick? Like why would you want to tell a woman that you have something that could give her a hysterectomy? There is nothing that is sexy about that. I don't want to explain to my ob-gyn why there is a huge gaping hole between my legs that is literally the size of 2 big macs from mcdonalds!

Do the men on some of these camsites know that the average dick is technically supposed to be somewhere between 6 to 8 inches? Bro, that's normal!

Oh and if you do somehow have a 16 inch dick and you are still alive in spite of it, where in the hell do you buy pants at? Do you need to have them specially made or can you buy them at walmart? I dunno.

I know that I just read too far into that. I am going away now.

The bragging about manhood size is unfortunately a pretty deeply ingrained societal thing. It’s equated to manliness, possibly more so than it is about sexual prowess (might be why some exaggerators don’t stop to think how fucking terrible life would actually be with an almost two-foot cock, lol).

A simple mind thinks “bigger dick, more of a man” and otherwise doesn’t dwell much on the details.

It’s just “mine’s bigger,” the same way some guys are with their trucks, their boats, their backyard grills, their bar tabs, etc.
 
the average dick is technically supposed to be somewhere between 6 to 8 inches? Bro, that's normal!
I think it's more like 5.2inches and the bell curve is STEEP meaning that like 80% or something are between 5-6inches. The average vagina is also the same length because duh, evolution. So all these 9inch+ guys whether they're real or just bullshitting can stay the hell away from me 😂
 
So all these 9inch+ guys whether they're real or just bullshitting can stay the hell away from me 😂

I feel like if you ever had a guy tell you he was that big, unless he seemed stressed out about it, he’s probably lying. Because even routine things like wearing a pair of jeans would be such a pain in the ass at that size.

He’d be in pain half the time, and probably spend more time trying to tuck it and hide it so he can do normal things in public than he’d spend actually showing it off. So yeah, I’d be inclined to think guys who are actually that large would learn to hate it more than they enjoy it.
 
I feel like if you ever had a guy tell you he was that big, unless he seemed stressed out about it, he’s probably lying. Because even routine things like wearing a pair of jeans would be such a pain in the ass at that size.

He’d be in pain half the time, and probably spend more time trying to tuck it and hide it so he can do normal things in public than he’d spend actually showing it off. So yeah, I’d be inclined to think guys who are actually that large would learn to hate it more than they enjoy it.
Definitely! I've also had the odd absolutely huge guy on c2c and they all say it makes sex really difficult.

You know how a lot of guys measure their height as "Xcm plus 5cm" so if they're 175cm, they tell people they're 180cm. I think it's the same with dicks. Because for the longest time I had a very distorted idea of what 6, 7, 8, 9inches looked like based on men exaggerating their dick sizes!
 
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Maybe its my christian upbringing or the fact that I am still somewhat evergreen in terms of my personality....but why do men exaggerate about having big dicks?

It seems like everytime that I cam up, I run across at least one man that claims to have a dick that is more than 10 inches long. I don't even understand how that is anatomically possible.

Oh and in regards to the previous post, who the hell is out here talking about having a 16 inch dick? Like why would you want to tell a woman that you have something that could give her a hysterectomy? There is nothing that is sexy about that. I don't want to explain to my ob-gyn why there is a huge gaping hole between my legs that is literally the size of 2 big macs from mcdonalds!

Do the men on some of these camsites know that the average dick is technically supposed to be somewhere between 6 to 8 inches? Bro, that's normal!

Oh and if you do somehow have a 16 inch dick and you are still alive in spite of it, where in the hell do you buy pants at? Do you need to have them specially made or can you buy them at walmart? I dunno.

I know that I just read too far into that. I am going away now.

Lol. No, please don’t ever go away. Your posts always either put a big smile on my face…make me laugh…or make me go “Omg, yes, girl!”

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A simple mind thinks “bigger dick, more of a man” and otherwise doesn’t dwell much on the details.
A friend once said to me that if all the men she'd ever had sex with had concentrated on using what they'd got in the best way, rather than on how it measured up and compared to others, she would've been a whole lot happier. Actually VERY much happier, I think she said.
 
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Erm can't be bothered to look up Guinness records and quite frankly I don't want to look at pics to see what the biggest dick is but I do remember reading about John Holmes (for those who don't know he was the most popular male porn star of the 70s and boogie nights is loosely based on him) and the wonderland murders and the article said he was 14 inches.

As for dick size thing, I don't get the impressing ladies talk but it's like many small chested girls feel insecure about their boobs (and no I'm not suggesting all or that there's anything wrong with small breasts) men feel the same way about their crotch.
 
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Erm can't be bothered to look up Guinness records and quite frankly I don't want to look at pics to see what the biggest dick is but I do remember reading about John Holmes (for those who don't know he was the most popular male porn star of the 70s and boogie nights is loosely based on him) and the wonderland murders and the article said he was 14 inches.

As for dick size thing, I don't get the impressing ladies talk but it's like many small chested girls feel insecure about their boobs (and no I'm not suggesting all or that there's anything wrong with small breasts) men feel the same way about their crotch.
I don't want to hijack this thread but I'm kind of going to do so anyway. I've never had a woman make a mean comment about my breast size (except for my sister) and I've never had a man neg me over my breast size, but I don't get the breathless attention that a woman with an ample and visible cleavage does. Women can't see what's in your pants unless you're wearing certain sweat pants and no underwear or you wear the same pair of jeans without underwear so often there's a little dick imprint in the fabric. It's about energy when it comes to men, if you have a big dick you don't have to tell anyone you have a big dick. We already know, by the cool suave confidence in your moves and speech. If a guy is constantly chasing women or negging them on the smallest things we know they have little dick energy, they're just desperate to stick it into any one who says yes. I'm painting with a really large brush in much the same way that you are and there are always gray areas and situations of love and comfort and companionship over sexual desire/need, but that's the generality of what I have come to learn in my 42 years on this stupid rock.