We were talking about Chinese water torture in my room and how it works.
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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"
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Anonymous
Guest
- May 17, 2011
- 5,879
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- Twitter Username
- @JessiDeer
- MFC Username
- JessiDeer
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/43191/JessiDeer/
I can't help but notice that the large dimple on her lower back looks like the Magic: The Gathering Planeswalker logo.
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V.I.P. AmberLander
hehe, a model did have a WTF about me, she did PM me while I was not in her room, I always response, most of the time not seriously.
It does happen more lately that random models PM me , maybe it is bec its a slow period, maybe bec my current nickname indicates I'm open for it.
This guy wrote me the LONGEST message about how I am a scammer, liar, mean, etc. And told me to leave MFC. I stood my ground and told him to fuck off. Then he replied, "congrats!!!!! this is the spirit!!!!!! good girl!!!! kiss ty for the polite answer!!! for real!!!! kisses sorry!!!! i have a sense of humor a little bit dark!!!! was to see if you are strong or weak!!!! kiss "
WTF?!?!
WTF?!?!
- Nov 3, 2010
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- @jolene_brody
- Tumblr Username
- jolenebrody
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- jolenebrody
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/303895/JoleneBrody/
So I had a guy who appeared to be a beggar last night asking for ass fingering and tipping 10 tk with public "ass hard" notes. I deemed after a few minutes that he may be one of the best trolls of all time posing as a beggar and doing a pretty decent job... This morning I have an offline 10 tok tip from him with the note "asshole plz" and LOL'ed so hard! Fucking genius!
I'm a little proud of myself for figuring him out!
I'm a little proud of myself for figuring him out!
PlayboyMegan said:
Lol the good old "ok you owned me so now I'll pretend I was only joking" reaction :roll:
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Number one! during a shower show.
Number two!
Number two!
^^Tie a sponge to that shit!
Hi all! ImAudrianna,,..noobie
this wasnt a member
but a 14 year ywar old Russian guest said SUCH things to me thateven I was speeclhless,,, till i told him togonahui
he was lke "slut...suckmydickanduwillfeelbetter]
I called him Pupsik becuasehe is justa baby
but yaha
if you lovelies w
ant to check me out Im Audrianna_ on mfc
i thin im second page
anyways loveolt dy to you I sdont know html or how to do link
this wasnt a member
but a 14 year ywar old Russian guest said SUCH things to me thateven I was speeclhless,,, till i told him togonahui
he was lke "slut...suckmydickanduwillfeelbetter]
I called him Pupsik becuasehe is justa baby
but yaha
if you lovelies w
ant to check me out Im Audrianna_ on mfc
i thin im second page
anyways loveolt dy to you I sdont know html or how to do link
AudreyAnna said:Hi all! ImAudrianna,,..noobie
this wasnt a member
but a 14 year ywar old Russian guest said SUCH things to me thateven I was speeclhless,,, till i told him togonahui
he was lke "slut...suckmydickanduwillfeelbetter]
I called him Pupsik becuasehe is justa baby
but yaha
if you lovelies w
ant to check me out Im Audrianna_ on mfc
i thin im second page
anyways loveolt dy to you I sdont know html or how to do link
http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Audrianna_
:hello2:
Hollie popped on for a quick moment, long enough for this conversation:
jgm28: my sister was unshaved today
jgm28: are you unshaved too?
ViruSphere: um... are you perving on your sister jgm?
jgm28: @virus already done her for today
:text-tmi:
jgm28: my sister was unshaved today
jgm28: are you unshaved too?
ViruSphere: um... are you perving on your sister jgm?
jgm28: @virus already done her for today
:text-tmi:
Not really a WTF, but more of a LMAO, said in LovelyLunatics's (used to be ladyluna's) room.
grandius: cervix with a smile...luna's customer policy
grandius: cervix with a smile...luna's customer policy
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Anonymous
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nerdguy said:
Oh, THAT guy..... :roll:
He had a bad habit of coming in my room for a minute to complain about shit that went down in some other model's room.....then he'd leave.
And I heard that he tends to harass models (outside of MFC) like he thinks he deserves their full attention at all times. SMH.....
"Lovin the hitler stache on your pussy bb"
Ummm its called a landing strip dude ?!?! wtf??
Ummm its called a landing strip dude ?!?! wtf??
Actually, there is a Hitler pubic hair design but in no way resembles a landing strip. Now we need a picture! 
How Does Your LadyGarden Grow? Popular Pubic Hair Styles For All Tastes – In Alphabetical Order
The Afro
Not confined to heads, it seems.
The Arrow
A Brazilian strip, with an arrowhead on the bottom – presumably in case that special someone needs a little help finding their way home.
The Bikini Bottom/Bikini Line
Just a little tidying really – hair remains giving the effect of a bikini bottom shape when viewed from the front (excuse me for being dense but don't they all look like that anyway?)
The Brazilian
The most famous popular pubic hair style of them all... Removing all but a very thin strip down the centre.
The Cardshark
Hair is removed to leave a playing card design. Hearts, diamonds and spades are popular but clubs rarely sported. And apparently it's not the done thing to centralise the design – it should be to one side of centre.
The Charlie Chaplin
A horizontal strip like a Chaplin moustache. Also called the Hitler or Adolf.
The French
Removing a strip of hair both sides – less dramatic than a Brazilian.
The Hollywood/Lolita/Kojak/Yuk Brynner
All gone. Nada.
The Isosceles
This is a triangular version of the French.
The Landing Strip
Referred to in Military circles as the Runway. Wider than a Brazilian, narrower than a French. It's all in the width…
The MC Hammer
Chevrons, as seen on the famous eyebrow. And no, your third eye is on your FOREHEAD...
The Mohawk
Or, as they say in Japan, the Beckham Mohawk… About the same width as a Brazilian or slightly wider. What's in a name anyway?
The Patchouli
All over the place, au naturelle. Also called the Rasta, and the Madonna.
The Princess Cut
A vertical oval shape like an American Football or Rugby Ball.
How Does Your LadyGarden Grow? Popular Pubic Hair Styles For All Tastes – In Alphabetical Order
The Afro
Not confined to heads, it seems.
The Arrow
A Brazilian strip, with an arrowhead on the bottom – presumably in case that special someone needs a little help finding their way home.
The Bikini Bottom/Bikini Line
Just a little tidying really – hair remains giving the effect of a bikini bottom shape when viewed from the front (excuse me for being dense but don't they all look like that anyway?)
The Brazilian
The most famous popular pubic hair style of them all... Removing all but a very thin strip down the centre.
The Cardshark
Hair is removed to leave a playing card design. Hearts, diamonds and spades are popular but clubs rarely sported. And apparently it's not the done thing to centralise the design – it should be to one side of centre.
The Charlie Chaplin
A horizontal strip like a Chaplin moustache. Also called the Hitler or Adolf.
The French
Removing a strip of hair both sides – less dramatic than a Brazilian.
The Hollywood/Lolita/Kojak/Yuk Brynner
All gone. Nada.
The Isosceles
This is a triangular version of the French.
The Landing Strip
Referred to in Military circles as the Runway. Wider than a Brazilian, narrower than a French. It's all in the width…
The MC Hammer
Chevrons, as seen on the famous eyebrow. And no, your third eye is on your FOREHEAD...
The Mohawk
Or, as they say in Japan, the Beckham Mohawk… About the same width as a Brazilian or slightly wider. What's in a name anyway?
The Patchouli
All over the place, au naturelle. Also called the Rasta, and the Madonna.
The Princess Cut
A vertical oval shape like an American Football or Rugby Ball.
Hmmm mine doesnt seem to fit any of those descriptions though. I have a lil square. I do like the Brazilian and shave off a bit at the top too and viola, a square. I like it. But it in no way resembles Hitlers stache or Chaplins either lol.
lol be my guestTeagan_Chase said:
A member mfc mailed me earlier and the contents of the mfc mail were simply this:
- May 17, 2011
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- Twitter Username
- @JessiDeer
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- JessiDeer
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- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/43191/JessiDeer/
Jupiter551 said:lol be my guestTeagan_Chase said:
A member mfc mailed me earlier and the contents of the mfc mail were simply this:
EXTREEEEEEMEEE
Now Im imagining a gay couple getting married on skateboards or something.
- Nov 3, 2010
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- @jolene_brody
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- jolenebrody
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- jolenebrody
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- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/303895/JoleneBrody/
Jupiter551 said:A member mfc mailed me earlier and the contents of the mfc mail were simply this:
Damn! It's AgentSex! One of the worst profiles on MFC! Are you excited Jup? He's practically a celebrity, I think you should print that and put in it your hope chest.
:lol:
I wish I got more hate mail.
I really don't understand why I don't!