Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Lydia_Deetz]

I saw a model the other day with a tampon string hanging out :crybaby:

Yeah, so? Women get periods. It happens once a month.

lol yes I'm aware but most models I've visited will either take a couple days off, or leave their panties on because they're embarassed and (I think?) also against the rules.

I earned my red wings one desperate morning after a party in 1997 Schlmoe lol. American girl too heh

Think these days (especially) it is a bit harder for models to take a few days off, with all the silent lurkers and non-tippers. Goals are harder to meet in the summer.

I actually know lots of models cam with a tampon in and most members are none the wiser

Clearly she had a malfunction, you were not suppose to see :lol:

 

[AshleyMarks]

I saw a model the other day with a tampon string hanging out :crybaby:

Yeah, so? Women get periods. It happens once a month.

lol yes I'm aware but most models I've visited will either take a couple days off, or leave their panties on because they're embarassed and (I think?) also against the rules.

I earned my red wings one desperate morning after a party in 1997 Schlmoe lol. American girl too heh

That girl should definitely invest in Softcups. They are similar to a diaphragm and last for twelve hours. Nobody can tell you are wearing it, and you can still flash the goods. The only way i know about them is via the forum. Kudos to whoever mentioned them, but I forgot who it was. OOPS. So yeah, they are usually $6.50 for 12-14 of them. Maybe you should recommend them to her.

 

[LadyLuna]

well, I couldn't find the weirdest private thread in the ask a model, so this is going here...

In exclusive, can you get totally naked, move your finger around in your bellybutton and say in an excited voice "Look at my cute little bellybutton!" over and over? And can I see your face too?

Exclusive lasted a whole minute and fourteen seconds...

and those fetish people are usually good money probably was just getting a fucking cap.

 

[Tffny]

"Topic: hi bb.. i have pee and po help me plisss...!!!!"

 

[Recovery5]

This is no joke, I went into a room the other day and saw this already posted:

- BB, tits, open
- BB, plz, pussy open
- BB, your nipples, please bb, open

 

[SatanJonez]

No idea what brought this up because I believe at the time I was talking about comic in public chat. They intially made a rude remark within public & got banned without me even acknowledging anything they had said. And then about 10 minutes later (delayed response time?) I got this in pm

Dynamo5719: you are stupid and naive, and you think you know something, all you know how to do is fuck guys on cam

It gave me a strange giggle.

 

[Jupiter551]

No idea what brought this up because I believe at the time I was talking about comic in public chat. They intially made a rude remark within public & got banned without me even acknowledging anything they had said. And then about 10 minutes later (delayed response time?) I got this in pm

Dynamo5719: you are stupid and naive, and you think you know something, all you know how to do is fuck guys on cam

It gave me a strange giggle.

dang you were on tonight and I missed it? all you know how to do is get off cam fast!

 

[SatanJonez]

LOL! Yeah, I'm starting a schedule of midnight to like 5 & then 7/8AM to about 10 or 11 I think. Got sick of the only nights thing.

 

[Sweetsam]

I had a member ask me in my private today if I could pretend he was Hitler, and say, "Hitler fuck me" and then he wanted me to say "Kill the jews"

I don't know how that kind of roleplaying gets people off. :naughty:

 

[LaylaLux]

a member ive chatted with forever pms me last night to tell me he cant talk to me anymore or visit my room bc he met a Russian model who told him if he gives her ALL his tokens for the rest of the month she will marry him ..

0_0 I didnt even know how to respond to that lmfao .. i was laughing so hard i was snorting when he told me this .. poor guy thinks hes gonna marry a hot Russian!

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

 

[Mikeythegeek]

a member ive chatted with forever pms me last night to tell me he cant talk to me anymore or visit my room bc he met a Russian model who told him if he gives her ALL his tokens for the rest of the month she will marry him ..

0_0 I didnt even know how to respond to that lmfao .. i was laughing so hard i was snorting when he told me this .. poor guy thinks hes gonna marry a hot Russian!

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

Ummm.... yeah. Good luck to him on that.

 

[MrRodry]

I was going to ask someone to impersonate Tracy Morgan for 10 minutes but I found this topic. :evil:

I will ask anyway.

 

[Bocefish]

a member ive chatted with forever pms me last night to tell me he cant talk to me anymore or visit my room bc he met a Russian model who told him if he gives her ALL his tokens for the rest of the month she will marry him ..

0_0 I didnt even know how to respond to that lmfao .. i was laughing so hard i was snorting when he told me this .. poor guy thinks hes gonna marry a hot Russian!

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

Ummm.... yeah. Good luck to him on that.

I bet Timberland or Xander know him, lolz

 

[LaylaLux]

a member ive chatted with forever pms me last night to tell me he cant talk to me anymore or visit my room bc he met a Russian model who told him if he gives her ALL his tokens for the rest of the month she will marry him ..

0_0 I didnt even know how to respond to that lmfao .. i was laughing so hard i was snorting when he told me this .. poor guy thinks hes gonna marry a hot Russian!

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

Ummm.... yeah. Good luck to him on that.

I bet Timberland or Xander know him, lolz

i thought about trying to explain to him that he was going to get scammed lol but i didnt feel like going back and forth about it so i told him id miss him and good luck ... i assume he will be back eventually lol

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

a member ive chatted with forever pms me last night to tell me he cant talk to me anymore or visit my room bc he met a Russian model who told him if he gives her ALL his tokens for the rest of the month she will marry him ..

0_0 I didnt even know how to respond to that lmfao .. i was laughing so hard i was snorting when he told me this .. poor guy thinks hes gonna marry a hot Russian!

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

It's stuff like this that makes me also think that there should be a seperate page as well. I had some guy in my room not too long ago that told me that he likes to visit the Romanian models and they tell him they love him. Hahaha!

 

[LadyLuna]

Today, on streamate:

bigpappa22: can u type?

Lady_Luna: I can

bigpappa22: how old r u ?

Lady_Luna: 25

bigpappa22: any kids?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

bigpappa22: married?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

(he left)

 

[spikyhaired]

Today, on streamate:

bigpappa22: can u type?

Lady_Luna: I can

bigpappa22: how old r u ?

Lady_Luna: 25

bigpappa22: any kids?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

bigpappa22: married?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

(he left)

Is it weird I read that and heard the mental voice of a Dalek?

 

[stealthguy]

Is it weird I read that and heard the mental voice of a Dalek?

Not really, the last two LL responses seem a bit automated.

 

[Sevrin]

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

+1

:dance:

 

[Dazza235]

Today, on streamate:

bigpappa22: can u type?

Lady_Luna: I can

bigpappa22: how old r u ?

Lady_Luna: 25

bigpappa22: any kids?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

bigpappa22: married?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

(he left)

Is it weird I read that and heard the mental voice of a Dalek?

See, I heard HAL from 2001; "I'm sorry pappa, I can't do that"

(But 'twas a good response anyway Luna)

 

[Jupiter551]

Why dont they make a page for Russian models like they have for Asian models? that would be super!

+1

:dance:

Well how would you do that? Just Russian? What about Ukrainian, Romanian, Hungarian, Czech, Slovakian etc? And then a Colombian page too? And why?

It just ends up being segregation.

As a member I'd have to browse multiple homepages and lounges to find some of my favourite models. Russian, Romanian, and other eastern Euro models can be intelligent and funny too - don't believe the stereotypes.

If a guy is believing ANY model when they say they love him, regardless of nationality, the GUY is the problem - not an entire country or region worth of models lol. European models don't tell me they love me, probably because I don't live in fantasy land and ask them to come live with me :roll:

The 'Asian' homepage is a misnomer - it's the Filipino homepage. Asians residing in or originating from any other country are listed on the main page. I don't know why they put all the Filipino models on a different page, but I'm guessing it's because there are so many of them that they literally outnumber the non-filipino ones if you put them on a single page.

 

[LadyLuna]

Today, on streamate:

bigpappa22: can u type?

Lady_Luna: I can

bigpappa22: how old r u ?

Lady_Luna: 25

bigpappa22: any kids?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

bigpappa22: married?

Lady_Luna: that is irrelevant to the purposes of this website

(he left)

Is it weird I read that and heard the mental voice of a Dalek?

I actually heard it in the voice of that computer from the original star trek series... x.x

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

As a member I'd have to browse multiple homepages and lounges to find some of my favourite models. Russian, Romanian, and other eastern Euro models can be intelligent and funny too - don't believe the stereotypes.

No one said they weren't. Simply because some of us would prefer there to be such things as separate pages for some models does not mean we think they lack humor and intelligence.

 

[Jupiter551]

As a member I'd have to browse multiple homepages and lounges to find some of my favourite models. Russian, Romanian, and other eastern Euro models can be intelligent and funny too - don't believe the stereotypes.

No one said they weren't. Simply because some of us would prefer there to be such things as separate pages for some models does not mean we think they lack humor and intelligence.

Fair enough, then I guess I missed what the reasoning was?

 

[Poker_Babe]

I would love to see u fuck Casey Anthony.

 

[bawksy]

blickman: I want to meet a woman that will sneeze on me, anyone know a woman like that in the North East??(no hookers please)

 

[Anonymous]

I didn't witness this, but I was told that one of my regulars was in a model's room and told her he's in there "because yummybrownfox isn't online." I am embarassed and disgusted. I sent her MFC mail to apologize for his behavior. She sent me a friendly response. I pm-ed the guy on MFC (as well as on Twitter), asking him to please apologize to her. He should be embarassed.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

I didn't witness this, but I was told that one of my regulars was in a model's room and told her he's in there "because yummybrownfox isn't online." I am embarassed and disgusted. I sent her MFC mail to apologize for his behavior. She sent me a friendly response. I pm-ed the guy on MFC (as well as on Twitter), asking him to please apologize to her. He should be embarassed.

Good for you on this.

 

[ViruSphere]

I didn't witness this, but I was told that one of my regulars was in a model's room and told her he's in there "because yummybrownfox isn't online." I am embarassed and disgusted. I sent her MFC mail to apologize for his behavior. She sent me a friendly response. I pm-ed the guy on MFC (as well as on Twitter), asking him to please apologize to her. He should be embarassed.

Shortly after I became a premium I was in Ambah's room and told her about how a certain model got a massive tip. She calmly explained to me arguably the #1 most important rule on MFC:

- Never. Ever. EVAR. Talk about another model in a model's room.

I was a little embarrassed and apologized since I wasn't trying to cause harm, but the point was made. I haven't done it since.

 

[Anonymous]

Shortly after I became a premium I was in Ambah's room and told her about how a certain model got a massive tip. She calmly explained to me arguably the #1 most important rule on MFC:

- Never. Ever. EVAR. Talk about another model in a model's room.

I was a little embarrassed and apologized since I wasn't trying to cause harm, but the point was made. I haven't done it since.

That's good that you haven't done it anymore, ViruSphere.

Earlier this morning when I returned to my public chat after a private show, I saw that one of my chatters had asked another chatter "Hey, where has model ______ been???" :roll: