The PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

[schlmoe]

The votes have been tallied, and the results are in: I'm going to HELL! YESSSSS!!!

*I did count all the "hell" votes together, figuring that a few folks were just being "nice" *

It's pretty obvious that a few of the ACF members already live there, so I'd like to know from you guys the quickest route. Might as well get there fast...like ripping off a band-aide

Personal stories only, please :mrgreen:

 

[Anonymous]

I'd like to know from you guys the quickest route.

I heard it's somewhere in New Jersey. :lol:

 

[schlmoe]

I'd like to know from you guys the quickest route.

I heard it's somewhere in New Jersey. :lol:

Fox, I thought you liked me and then you go and break my heart. Eternity with Snooki? Oh, no! :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

 

[Bocefish]

Snooki said she's looking forward to it... She said

 

[Anonymous]

Fox, I thought you liked me and then you go and break my heart. Eternity with Snooki? Oh, no! :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

I just remember an old All in the Family episode where someone was talking to Archie Bunker about how miserable they were, and Archie was like "Let me guess...you're from New Jersey?" :lol: I've heard lots of similar comments about New Jersey, but I'm not sure why. I guess a lot of people think it's a dump? All I know is that I love how cheap a train ticket is from Trenton to New York City (via New Jersey Transit).

 

[schlmoe]

Fox, I thought you liked me and then you go and break my heart. Eternity with Snooki? Oh, no! :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

I just remember an old All in the Family episode where someone was talking to Archie Bunker about how miserable they were, and Archie was like "Let me guess...you're from New Jersey?" :lol: I've heard lots of similar comments about New Jersey, but I'm not sure why. I guess a lot of people think it's a dump? All I know is that I love how cheap a train ticket is from Trenton to New York City (via New Jersey Transit).

That's a good one! My best "New Jersey" story: I was there on a business trip to do a site inspection on a potential partner company. After all the inside stuff, the last thing I did was a physical walk around the property. Check the building: doors, locks, lights, cameras, etc. Then while I was walking the perimeter of the property, I told the General Manager "wow, I'm surprised to see all of this nice greenery". He said "New Jersey is the Garden State, after all". When I made a move to go past the curb, he stopped me and said "You don't want to go too far. You never know when you'll stumble over a dead body. This is New Jersey, after all." I went then we both went :mrgreen:

 

[Jupiter551]

I've been lead to believe it's quite industrial?

 

[SatanJonez]

I've heard it's a road paved with good intentions. Like anyone would know how to find that fucker though.

 

[LadyLuna]

I thought the quickest way to hell was to get a wife... :mrgreen:

If that fails, you could always hire a hooker.

 

[Jupiter551]

https://maps.google.com/maps?hq=htt...s/directions/driving/mapleft.kml&f=d&dirflg=d

 

[16_bit]

Quickest way to hell? I've been led to believe there is a highway...no stop signs, speed limit...

 

[Rose]

You could get pregnant and before you find out if it's just one baby or twins, make jokes in front of religious family members about how you hope it's twins so that if you break one you'll have a back up baby.

Or you could call your brother's whore wife a cunt face and then threaten to barf on her.

Of course if those don't work, call your father and your *would be* father in law, ask them for a ride to the er and then barf while they're both still on the phone. Be sure to gag and cough a lot so they can really hear what's going on.

If none of those work then you must be a saint. I, on the other hand, have a golden first class ticket to hell. I'll see you when I get there. :handgestures-salute:

 

[bob]

Quickest way to hell? I've been led to believe there is a highway...no stop signs, speed limit...

there's a toll road
http://goo.gl/maps/IY3Tw

 

[Jupiter551]

You could get pregnant and before you find out if it's just one baby or twins, make jokes in front of religious family members about how you hope it's twins so that if you break one you'll have a back up baby.

Or you could call your brother's whore wife a cunt face and then threaten to barf on her.

Of course if those don't work, call your father and your *would be* father in law, ask them for a ride to the er and then barf while they're both still on the phone. Be sure to gag and cough a lot so they can really hear what's going on.

If none of those work then you must be a saint. I, on the other hand, have a golden first class ticket to hell. I'll see you when I get there. :handgestures-salute:

You can also try "if it's twins I hope at least one is black" :lol:

 

[camstory]

I don't know about Jersey, never been to the east coast. (no waves, why bother?)

I did get off the interstate in Flagstaff AZ. once, got turned around and couldn't find an on-ramp back on. I could see the interstate, and did my best to skirt it, looking for a way back on. It was 1or2 AM, the first thing I became aware of was the surface streets I followed seemed to have never been maintained. There were some holes that took up half a lane and deep enough to be shallow graves. Just add gravel, or cover with the blood soaked carpet. You could see the tire path around these holes where everyone jogged to the right, driving with their wheels in the gutter to get by. Driving slowly while trying to navigate around the streets, that were more hole than street, and keeping sight of the interstate, now elevated above, I had failed to notice anything else. When I did, I looked up to see the sidewalk to my right crowded with 15-20 dark gray figures, a smouldering 55gal trash drum at the far end of the block, and these reapers all seemed tense, poised at the edge of the curb ready to lunge on to the hood of my car if I slowed any further. It was like a science out of the movie, 'Escape from New York'. I don't scare easy, but the possibility that I could break down, no matter how unlikely, gave me chills.

I'm not exactly sure where I was, but I'm pretty sure hell is somewhere right off the interstate in Flagstaff.

 

[Jupiter551]

Quickest way to hell? I've been led to believe there is a highway...no stop signs, speed limit...

there's a toll road
http://goo.gl/maps/IY3Tw

Think you got it bad? Apparently I have to go through hell just to get to Hell (MI), over 15000 kms of sailing, not to mention how the hell am I going to find 3 yachts, 2 of them in foreign countries, and transport in between ports...google maps I suspect this is NOT the most efficient way.

 

[Bocefish]