The five word story.

[jeff98902]

leaving the burrow to go

 

[krukstyle]

searching for appropriate types of

 

[MemberEd]

appliances, so that they can

 

[SoTxBob]

destroy any evidence they had.

 

[krukstyle]

These particular badgers were known

 

[Nordling]

for lethargy but in spite

 

[jeff98902]

of this, they still have

 

[jeff98902]

enough energy to destroy the

 

[MemberEd]

very thing, that they swore

 

[Nordling]

to defend by their very

 

[jeff98902]

last man standing, if only

 

[krukstyle]

badgers were not so forgetful

 

[Nordling]

they would remember to wear

 

[krukstyle]

their official badger badges signifying

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

how many freckles the average

 

[Nordling]

rate mole has on its

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

photographic replica of the last

 

[jeff98902]

sculpture Rodin did just before

 

[SoTxBob]

a badass badger killed him.

 

[MemberEd]

and so now we know

 

[SoTxBob]

midgets and badgers shouldn't interact

 

[Nordling]

with neap tides unless it

 

[SoTxBob]

is absolutely life or death

 

[Nordling]

So, with that in mind,

 

[jeff98902]

we should evaluate the many

 

[SoTxBob]

qualities that badgermen seem to

 

[JFFootball2]

Not contributing to the game, but I always wanted to be the jerk that said. "They all die, the end."

 

[MemberEd]

and so it begins again

 

[jeff98902]

all the badgers have died

 

[SoTxBob]

except for the experimental ones