The five word story.

[MemberEd]

and held magic properties allowing

 

[Nordling]

for a condition blue alert

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

But nobody cared. So while

 

[pg240]

he went back for more

 

[SoTxBob]

the spiders overtook his bedroom

 

[Nordling]

filling him with dread and

 

[MemberEd]

he knew that once he

 

[jeff98902]

exterminated all the spiders; He

 

[Meoff_69]

Would reclaim and conquer the

 

[pg240]

acid concession at Woodstock for

 

[jeff98902]

one last time, because it

 

[pg240]

was the humanitarian thing to

 

[jeff98902]

And he then became very

 

[Nordling]

wet, as the precipitation was

 

[SoTxBob]

sticky hot and unbearable because

 

[jeff98902]

the temperature in death valley

 

[SoTxBob]

was 109 in the shade.

 

[MemberEd]

Reminding him of the time

 

[Nordling]

that Annie blew a large

 

[jeff98902]

Brass tuba, to scare away

 

[krukstyle]

the raucous herd of dastardly

 

[MemberEd]

Racoons, that had come for

 

[Nordling]

dinner with little aprons on

 

[SoTxBob]

to eat ears of corn.

 

[Nordling]

heavily buttered with synthetic, genome

 

[SoTxBob]

resulting in cancer for all.

 

[MemberEd]

but the good news is

 

[Nordling]

Floyd won at bingo tonight

 

[jeff98902]

with the winnings he will

 

[SoTxBob]

be stupid and get shitfaced.