My oral fixation and Amazon Prime. So Amazon Prime is pretty damned wonderful most of the time, 2 day shipping, 1 day shipping, hell if they had a five minute club, I'd be involved and it'd probably be the only 5 minute club I'd ever be proud of being a member.
So, I love Icebreaker Duo mints, the strawberry ones, I vape a lot so without them sometimes my mouth gets super dry. I subscribe to them on Amazon, but sometimes run short, so I bought one of those Dash buttons, like the emergency order button. I hit that button and bam, mints on the way!!! Right? Least that's how it should be. I ordered them two days ago, then checked and they're scheduled to be delivered on May 1st, May Mutherfuckin' First. That's like 12 days.
If I hit that fuckin' button, you'd better treat it like my house is on Goddamned fire and the only thing that'll put it out is fucking mints!!!! Ok, 1st world problems and all, I'm done, thank you for your time.