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Lol.When people say things like "If you have a miscarriage, that's just God telling you that you're not ready to be a mother right now."
Jesus says you're an unfit mother.
Lol.When people say things like "If you have a miscarriage, that's just God telling you that you're not ready to be a mother right now."
I would have lost my shit on her.Another one I saw this past weekend in the grocery store. In the 15 items or less lane, a woman divided her groceries up into three separate 15 item transactions.
If another checker didn't come take us at a new line, I think my wife was going to do the same. The checker certainly gave her shit and said she would run it as one transaction rather than 3.I would have lost my shit on her.
Another one I saw this past weekend in the grocery store. In the 15 items or less lane, a woman divided her groceries up into three separate 15 item transactions.
Your shopping market is weird because most markets would have told her to go in the other lane if it's a busy day. That's still bothersome though.Another one I saw this past weekend in the grocery store. In the 15 items or less lane, a woman divided her groceries up into three separate 15 item transactions.
Another one to go along with this is people who pronounce Italian with a long "I"...eye-talian
It's OK when Apollo says it, thoughLOL. Carl Weathers did that in the first Rocky film when he said "Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion. *laughs* Sounds like a damn monster movie!"
Another one to go along with this is people who pronounce Italian with a long "I"...eye-talian
Occasionally, usually when I'm stressed or in a hurry, I'll encounter a web form that doesn't allow me to paste into certain fields (such as a password, a credit card number, or an email address/user ID on a registration form). I know there are reasons for doing this, but they're not good reasons. There are ways to defeat it, but it's not worth the time to bother. So, I'll grumble while I manually type my 16 character password that has upper and lower case, numbers and special characters.
This might have been an OK web design choice 10 or 20 years ago, but these days, you pretty much have to use a password manager. With all the online accounts that people have now, there's no way to remember all of the passwords (assuming they're good passwords).
I too have grumbled at sites like that. I've even gone so far as to contact them and complain about their stupid security measures. Copy paste is actually more secure due to key loggers not recording what you type, if you get infected with one of those.
I'm usually between 40 and 80 characters anymore for passwords using the full ascii set. (the important financial related sites, basic ones like ACF it's less)
My BANK!!!! (a nationally known one, not a small local bank) got an earful when their online site limited me to 14 characters with no special characters. Stupidity to the extreme in this day and age. There's youtube videos out there showing a simple PC with four top of the line video cards installed breaking millions of simple passwords like that in mere hours.
EDIT: actually I take that back. Just pulled up KeePass and looked at my ACF password for the first time ever. It's 44 characters and uses all the foreign letter accented stuff and characters. I wouldn't even know how to type it in manually if you held a gun to my head.
Looks similar to this:
øÍûTü-3èŵOéâ¤ÑͬlÙÀãU`Û!°x~òT¸Qiø½*§\E½eÄ0k§
....People who stop to take photos of squirrels in the park and think they are so cute....
Squirrels are cute, but they're also a big PITA. I have a grudging respect for them because they are quite clever little survivors. Fortunately, they haven't chewed their way into my attic, but here's what the little f$ckers have done:
- They bury pecans all over my yard and gardens, and never get around to retrieving them, so the pecans germinate. The pecan seedlings have a long, tough tap root and are hard to dig up once they're just a few inches tall.
- They chew holes in my drip irrigation tubing, presumably looking for water. Fortunately, the tubing is easy to repair/replace. About a year ago, I started keeping a bowl of water out there for them, and that's seemed to help.
I have been limping along with my wireless keyboard & mouse for some time. It's a Microsoft laser combo that's about 11 years old (no longer made). First the mouse started acting up, then the keyboard. I went through taking them both apart to clean shit, etc. Finally resorting to re-assigning mouse buttons to get by.
Looking around, MS doesn't sell anything remotely like I had, and nothing else I saw caught my fancy. So I took to the net, looking for reviews. The one I settled on was the 2nd highest rated keyboard/mouse combo on 3 different sites. The only one higher was a discontinued model from Microsoft which is available from 3rd party sellers for $700-$900 (no joke, it was orig $99.95).
I get the Logitech MK550 Combo. Setup was easy. No problems. Then I start surfing, within 45 seconds, I realize there is no "right click" key. It's supposed to be next to the "alt" key on the right hand side. I'm pissed. I have tried over the last 3 days using the software to remap keys to the "right click" function to no avail. To make it worse, you have to reboot after each change, so rebooting 589 times FOR NOTHING hasn't improved my mood. Am I the only fucking person in the world who uses the "right click" key??? FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASS LOGITECH!!! You fucking add in 3 fucking million functions that I will never use and take away the one fucking thing I use 300 times a day. Thank you very fucking much!
To make matters worse, this is all on me. If I would only have zoomed in on the picture of the keyboard, I would have seen "the truth" and probably bought something else.
tl;dr: Logitech, Why U So Fuck Me Over?
PS, I have the old MS keyboard & mouse on my work table, and today or tomorrow I'm going to tear it down for the 859th time in hopes of fixing it so I can have my fucking precious "right click" key back. And as a back up have my ebay bots looking for the same models (used) to possibly use for parts...
Until this post, I never realized that was a thing that existed at all. At first I thought you were saying your mouse had no right clicker, then I googled and see a lot of folks use shift+f10 for it.there is no "right click" key
Someone popped popcorn in the microwave at work. And they burned it. So the entire floor smells like burned popcorn for hours.
It's not that hard to not burn popcorn: follow the instructions on the bag, pay attention, and for the love of butts, don't use the popcorn button on the microwave. For some reason, that's always five minutes, which is four minutes too long for popcorn.
Someone popped popcorn in the microwave at work. And they burned it. So the entire floor smells like burned popcorn for hours.
It's not that hard to not burn popcorn: follow the instructions on the bag, pay attention, and for the love of butts, don't use the popcorn button on the microwave. For some reason, that's always five minutes, which is four minutes too long for popcorn.