Obama administration denies plan to invade Canada

[Shaun__]

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There is no plan to invade Canada, steal their maple syrup reserves, and seduce their beautiful women with our exotic foreign charms. Hey! Look over there at that thing!

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

Tomorrow on right wing radio: Obama to weak and indecisive to send troops into Canada.
:lol:

 

[Evvie]

Note to all Canadian ladies: When we inevitably invade your country for your rich resources of oil, snow, and socialized healthcare, and enslave you all under a thinly disguised "Canadian Right to Work Integration Program," I will consider applications for indentured servitude. I have a nice house close to your northern climate, a large yard, and I will feed every day for minimum labor.

Aside note: If you best us in combat and absorb all/part of the States, I am a hard worker and will tolerate moderate/heavy sexual harassment from women.

 

[camstory]

Well with our troops already spread so thin, we'll have to instate the draft. If we start drafting ppl the conscious objectors will have to flea to mexico, - this will confuse the hell out of the residents of Tijuana, Nogales, and Juarez.On the other hand the exit strategy will be pretty straight forward - March south, if you get to a large body of water turn right and follow the shore line, - we'll pick you up in Duluth. :lol:

 

[Airwolfe]

There is no plan to invade Canada, steal their maple syrup reserves, and seduce their beautiful women with our exotic foreign charms.

Canada does have a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve and someone has already stole it. Well they made off with 25% of the reserves.

 

[Shaun__]

There is no plan to invade Canada, steal their maple syrup reserves, and seduce their beautiful women with our exotic foreign charms.

Canada does have a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve and someone has already stole it. Well they made off with 25% of the reserves.

Obama knows nothing about it, and vigorously denies your implications.

 

[Just Me]

It is only prudent to plan for many contingencies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

 

[Jolene]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

 

[JoleneBrody]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

I know I would! They have LovelyLemon and she's like, the smartest person I know!

Is it weird that I feel like I'm talking to myself?

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

Hell yes! I want a chance with the beautiful women before the maple syrup is all gone.

 

[Evvie]

Can we have a buddy system where all us Americans get paired up with a Canadian lady and we can flee to each other's homes in case of situations?

 

[JoleneBrody]

Can we have a buddy system where all us Americans get paired up with a Canadian lady and we can flee to each other's homes in case of situations?

Good god woman, that's genius! I think I officially called dibs on LL!

 

[JickyJuly]

Can we have a buddy system where all us Americans get paired up with a Canadian lady and we can flee to each other's homes in case of situations?

I call Airen Starr! and Jessi! I'm knocked up. I need two buddies. Side note --> How are there so many hot Canadian camgirls?! :dance:

 

[Shaun__]

Side note --> How are there so many hot Canadian camgirls?! :dance:

I want to know that as well. There has to be something we can trade to Canada to get them to stop sending Beibers, and start sending hot web models instead.

 

[camstory]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

If we start drafting ppl the conscious objectors will have to flea to mexico, - this will confuse the hell out of the residents of Tijuana, Nogales, and Juarez.

 

[AmyLemon]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

I know I would! They have LovelyLemon and she's like, the smartest person I know!

Is it weird that I feel like I'm talking to myself?

Gonna start a chip-in for some excavation equipment and begin construction of Ultimate Camgirl Bunker ASAP, details of the UnderShirt-AboveBra-UnderGround-RailRoad to follow :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[JoleneBrody]

If there was a draft for a Canadian war would people still run to Canada to avoid it?

I know I would! They have LovelyLemon and she's like, the smartest person I know!

Is it weird that I feel like I'm talking to myself?

Gonna start a chip-in for some excavation equipment and begin construction of Ultimate Camgirl Bunker ASAP, details of the UnderShirt-AboveBra-UnderGround-RailRoad to follow :dance: :dance: :dance:

:shock: I'LL GET MY HEAD LAMP!