GUYS! This is totally legit!
I contacted the company and they said I am exactly what they are looking for! They said I was so right for the show that they even let me audition right there on skype!! I thought that was so generous! Sure maybe an hour of fisting my ass seems like a long time, but I'm gonna be on tv! And also travel around the world he said! He's recorded the skype audition and is going to send it to producers so maybe I will have a chance to be on other television shows as well!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!
I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!