Misheard song lyrics

[ElaySmith]

I feel like this has probably happened to everybody at least once..... riding down the road belting out those lyrics when someone looks over giggling and says "ya know, those are't the right words to that song"....

There are some pretty popular ones that seem to be misheard pretty often by a lot of people but which ones have you personally misheard.

So one here's one of mine- and Im not sure if this one is on any list
R Kelly - Remix to Ignition - I think around the 3rd verse
I hear: And after the party its the (whole jalopy)
He says: And after the party its the (hotel lobby)

 

[Deleted member 37064]

I used to do this all the time. But, for life of me, none come to mind...

 

[BuffyBluephoria]

Lyrics: Rock the Kasbah
What I heard: Fuck the Cash Bar

 

[callmepete]

Missed this thread originally, I've probably got way more, but....

Song: Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded by the Light (yeah who didn't fall for this one, right?):
Actual: Revved up like a deuce
Heard: Wrapped up like a douche
Defense: Everyone else heard it too!

Song: Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London
Actual: Ahhhh-OOooooooo, Werewolves of London (yes, that's right, the actual title of the damn song)
Heard: Ahhhh-OOooooooo, Where was the thunder
Defense: I got nothing.