Insults that aren't really Insulting

[Bocefish]

There's this one cam girl who really hates me and is constantly calling me a whore, as if it's a bad thing. She also somehow contacted one of my viewer's family members and told them all what a "sick fuck" he was for buying HER porn that she made. She says to me "everyone calls you a whore, no one likes you"...

Here's the funny thing... I'm a sub and my guys know that when they call me a whore, it turns me on. It's a compliment! Another funny thing, she does the same thing I do, how are we any different? Lol. And how is my viewer a sick fuck for watching her porn when she's the one who made it?

Oh and she's always talking about how fat I am. The reason she doesn't like me is because a few of her old fans started watching me, on their own free will. I did not try to take them from her lol. But if they didn't like my fat they wouldn't be watching me now would they

Whoa! That's some crazy shit, maybe even report worthy contacting a members family and all. If that's true... bishes be crazy.

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this... but it reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes by Jack Nicholson in 'As Good As It Gets' :

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

 

[Poker_Babe]

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this... but it reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes by Jack Nicholson in 'As Good As It Gets' :

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Hahaha I love that movie!

 

[AnabelleLeigh]

I actually got a compliment that insulted me the other day, a guy told me "you can stop trying to sound smart, we're here because you're hot."

it really bugged me more than most people who are intentionally trying to be mean

 

[sweetiebatman]

I actually got a compliment that insulted me the other day, a guy told me "you can stop trying to sound smart, we're here because you're hot."

it really bugged me more than most people who are intentionally trying to be mean

What an absolute dick, thats the very definition of a backhanded compliment, I'd much rather hang with a model who can hold a decent convo

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Intelligence just makes a girl even hotter. There has been times when I wanted to take the girl right then and there after she got done talking because of her braaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss

 

[RogueWarrior]

I actually got a compliment that insulted me the other day, a guy told me "you can stop trying to sound smart, we're here because you're hot."

it really bugged me more than most people who are intentionally trying to be mean

What an absolute dick, thats the very definition of a backhanded compliment, I'd much rather hang with a model who can hold a decent convo

I don't think I would even consider that a backhanded compliment. What he basically said was:
STFU, you're killing my boner with your attempts to be an engaging and real human being. I do not view you as a person, but rather as a live pixelated fantasy here for my pleasure and my pleasure alone.

Granted, he didn't have the mental capabilities to express it that way. You had every right to be insulted, however, don't take it personally. He's probably espoused his troll-laden epithets in several rooms.

 

[Poker_Babe]

I don't think I would even consider that a backhanded compliment. What he basically said was:
STFU, you're killing my boner with your attempts to be an engaging and real human being. I do not view you as a person, but rather as a live pixelated fantasy here for my pleasure and my pleasure alone.

Granted, he didn't have the mental capabilities to express it that way. You had every right to be insulted, however, don't take it personally. He's probably espoused his troll-laden epithets in several rooms.

I think you hit the nail right on the head!!!

 

[EmelieSky]

I'm on my phone right know so I haven't read everything I just remembered something when I read the topic. It's not even about me but it was really funny.

In Sweden the sport bandy is quite popular. Since i support a team that I'm not able to watch play more then maybe once a year do to distance I sometimes go to my home towns teams home games, just for fun. This time the other team was from a small town up north, and they are good. They won our Swedish championship 5 times in a row, lost the sixth one a couple of years ago. They are on their way back now and kicked "my" teams ass. Next to us there was a drunk guy, screaming insults to them all the time and he actually went to the fence and screamed "FUCKING FARMERS!!" all over the place. Everyone heard him. The fun thing is that the teams supporters are named Red Farmers, they sing about that they are farmers, they call the players farmers. That's their nickname! And this guys was so upset because everyone laughed at him, even "our" players laughed at him.

Later he just yelled about that Jesus is dead, karma's a bitch, and he was gonna come to the visitors town and suck everybody's dicks... Yeah, please do that.

I had so much fun and I actually cheer more for that team then my hometowns teem, just because they are farmers ^_^