I made it to 29. 'cos I'm a manly man made of stern stuff and rock-hard emotional resolve :-D
http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/02/05/99-tiny-stories/
http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/02/05/99-tiny-stories/
Oh dear God, 40 :crybaby: :crybaby:mynameisbob84 said:Oh my God, 40. just about broke me :?
SweepTheLeg said:Am I a dick if I didn't cry a happy cry? I stopped at 50 because my dinner was getting cold.
"Today, my dad is the best dad I could ask for. He’s a loving husband to my mom (always making her laugh), he’s been to every one of my soccer games since I was 5 (I’m 17 now), and he provides for our family as a construction foreman. This morning when I was searching through my dad’s toolbox for a pliers, I found a dirty folded up paper at the bottom. It was an old journal entry in my dad’s handwriting dated exactly one month before the day I was born. It reads, “I am eighteen years old, an alcoholic who is failing out of college, a past cutter, and a child abuse victim with a criminal record of auto theft. And next month, ‘teen father’ will be added to the list. But, I swear I will make things right for my little girl. I will be the dad I never had.” And I don’t know how he did it, but he did it. MMT" Was my favorite. I like when people can atone for their mistakes.
how about at 63? :whistle:SweepTheLeg said:No one in their mid 70s should ever refer to the person they are with as their boyfriend or girlfriend.
You can get one at the DMV.bob said:how about at 63? :whistle:SweepTheLeg said:No one in their mid 70s should ever refer to the person they are with as their boyfriend or girlfriend.
can i get a hall pass? :lol:
Evvie said:You can get one at the DMV.bob said:how about at 63? :whistle:SweepTheLeg said:No one in their mid 70s should ever refer to the person they are with as their boyfriend or girlfriend.
can i get a hall pass? :lol:
not necessarily this one...^SweepTheLeg said:Am I a dick if I didn't cry a happy cry? I stopped at 50 because my dinner was getting cold.
-but this one ^ on the other hand wreaks of fumunda cheese of someone very young.... :snooty:SweepTheLeg said:No one in their mid 70s should ever refer to the person they are with as their boyfriend or girlfriend.
SweepTheLeg said:And yet it was referencing A George Carlin quote, which would take me forever to find in the two books of his I own so allow me to paraphrase. "No one over 40 has a boyfriend or girlfriend, just someone they are currently fucking"