Fully agree with you.
How funny would it be to see a commercial where they show the lower half of a guy, seated in a leather chair. Suddenly his pants start to form a tent, and when it gets to the top, you hear a bell ringing and then the "Bing" logo appears.
Clearly this could only be shown on certain channels at certain times of night. Like Cinemax or Playboy Channel, things of that nature. And clearly they probably wouldn't want to associate themselves in this way... but it still makes me laugh to think about it.
*ding* Bing.