Why thank ya. Successfully masking my perversions with reverse psychology is a great source of personal pride for me. Incidentally, I have no interest in free nudes being sent to my inbox, so if anyone was thinking of sending any out, I probably wouldn't even open them. Definitely don't send me a professionally produced video in which you lie naked - save for some heels, which you remove half way through - sprawled out on a bed of white linen, listening to Prince songs and moaning my name whilst begging me to let you alphabetize my DVD and Blu-Ray collection in exchange for me pleasuring you in ways that no other being could ever possibly hope to emulate.