good/bad terms for the female genitalia

[AmberCutie]

I've never heard anyone pronounce it sounding like an O. Twat. Swat. Wat.

 

[Nordling]

Well, a short "o" sound--TWAWT, rhymes with "caught," and yeah, I've never heard an American pronounce it to rhyme with "coat"--a long "o" sound, or with all that stress on the "w."

 

[mynameisbob84]

This is how I hear it pronounced most often by Americans...



More of a "twot" than a "twat"

 

[AmberCutie]

This is how I hear it pronounced most often by Americans...



More of a "twot" than a "twat"

It sounds like caught, which has no O in it. That sounds completely normal to me. I think you're being silly.

:mrgreen:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: "Twat" as a pronunciation guide is kind of ambiguous, but American Heritage dictionary claims it's "twawt." A short "o" sound. (actually, it's listed with an "o" with that lazy paren on top of it, indicating the short sound)

Since it is slang, I imagine the actual pronunciation varies by region...including a flat "a" sound "twatt." lol

 

[LadyLuna]

Americans have a lot of ways to say the letter a.

There's longish short, like in ah, or la.
There's short, like in at, or as (or ass).
There's long, like in ate, and cane.
There's wtf? like in America. (uh-meir-ic-uh) (and yes, ei is the best way I can describe the e sound there... I call it wtf cause most people would wonder why we're using the u sound for a. )

When we say twat, we use longish-short.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

I propose a new type of medical professional: the twatologist.

Twatology would be a combination of a) gynecology and b) psychological treatment to help one become less of a twat.

Due to b), men could be patients of twatologists as well as women.

Studies have not yet been done to determine likely outcomes if your twatologist is him/herself a twat.

 

[mynameisbob84]

This is how I hear it pronounced most often by Americans...



More of a "twot" than a "twat"

It sounds like caught, which has no O in it. That sounds completely normal to me. I think you're being silly.

:mrgreen:

Normal to you, yes. You're American Whether it's "twot" or... "twort", it's still a different pronunciation to the British "twat".
And moi, silly? Never :-D

 

[Bocefish]

First time I ever heard it called a flange or minge, I had to ask what they were referring to. Still don't understand how those terms are hooha related, especially the flange one.

A model and I were having fun calling each other slang based names one day and when I called her a cunt biscuit she about died laughing. :lol: It's all about the delivery meaning.

 

[AmberCutie]

Why does the word flange make me think of toilets?

 

[Shaun__]

Why does the word flange make me think of toilets?

Toilets do sit on flanges.

 

[AmberCutie]

Why does the word flange make me think of toilets?

Toilets do sit on flanges.

Thank you! I knew there was a reason, lol.

 

[lordmagellan]

I just call it "church."

It keeps me from doing things that would get me barred from attending. But if I apologize enough after screwing up, I can get back in. The "sins" vary from light to severe or deadly.

When I'm in there it's a religious experience and sometimes "god" is called out- though lately I've heard "cake" (my wife is a little strange.) And when I attend I'm often on my knees, like I'm praying.

And I pay my tithe every fucking week when I hand over my paycheck.



But I also call it "cunt, pussy, fuck hole, twat, cum dumpster (when she's being really good), baby hole (thanks to SophiaLocke)," and the usual words that have been coined for the "coin slot."


But I hate- HATE- the term "vajayjay." My first reaction to that was "What are you, fucking five?!" And I was talking to Oprah at the time- for some reason it was the Oprah who I first heard speak it. (I was, of course, yelling at her through the television.

 

[Bocefish]

Why does the word flange make me think of toilets?

It has all sorts of mechanical meanings to me. No idea how flange relates to the cave of wonders. :dontknow:

 

[inkydoo]

Americans have a lot of ways to say the letter a.

There's wtf? like in America. (uh-meir-ic-uh) (and yes, ei is the best way I can describe the e sound there... I call it wtf cause most people would wonder why we're using the u sound for a. )

The word for that sound, which can occur in place of every one of the English vowels, especially when they occur unstressed in a word, is the schwa. Not only is this not just an American thing, it's not just in English thing. There are lots of other languages where schwas occur as well. Learn more about it at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa

 

[Rose]

Does nobody else just call them genitals? It's gender neutral and can refer to the whole area. *shrug*

For fun, or when it's just BJ and I, we call them no-no's. Our parents taught us that genitals were inappropriate and wrong so we took a word that had very negative connotations for us and made it silly because we think sex should be positive. We only use 'no-no's' in a silly, goofy manner though. It's not allowed during dirty talk or in bed unless we're teasing.

Proper use of 'no-no's' can include: "ooh, you're making me tingly in my no-no. Stoppit or we might need to take this farther. " "Oh! My no-nos's got the tingles. My sex senses must be tingling"

 

[geralddonald]

I've never heard anyone pronounce it sounding like an O. Twat. Swat. Wat.

Definitely "twat", to rhyme with "cat". It's a British word. I assume an American saw it written at some point in the (fairly recent) past and pronounced it wrongly. I'd never heard the "twot" pronunciation until I joined MFC.

On a less confrontational note, :whistle: "fanny" is a British term for the female genitalia which, rather amusingly, has a completely different meaning in the US.

 

[Nordling]

I've never heard anyone pronounce it sounding like an O. Twat. Swat. Wat.

Definitely "twat", to rhyme with "cat". It's a British word. I assume an American saw it written at some point in the (fairly recent) past and pronounced it wrongly. I'd never heard the "twot" pronunciation until I joined MFC.

On a less confrontational note, :whistle: "fanny" is a British term for the female genitalia which, rather amusingly, has a completely different meaning in the US.

:lol: I've never heard anyone pronounce it to rhyme with cat. The origin is unknown but in the American Oxford Dict. it's listed as first spotted in the 17th century. America was a British colony at that time so no reason they'd start pronouncing it "wrong." lol

Yeah, "Fanny" was my paternal grandmother's name.

 

[geralddonald]

:lol: I've never heard anyone pronounce it to rhyme with cat. The origin is unknown but in the American Oxford Dict. it's listed as first spotted in the 17th century. America was a British colony at that time so no reason they'd start pronouncing it "wrong." lol

Yeah, "Fanny" was my paternal grandmother's name.

Ah ok... I've never heard it used in any American movies or TV shows so I assumed it was completely British in origin. Always pronounced to sound like "cat" or "hat" over this side of the pond. Also used as a verb, meaning "to hit". "He was being a knob so I twatted him in the face".

Fanny was common as a first name in my grandmother's time over here too... Unsurprisingly it has fallen from favour somewhat :-D

 

[stu2]

Interesting thread, I find it fascinating being with a new partner just developing a language that we are both comfortable with using with each other to describe sexual things in general. I have often wondered if the lack of an acceptable form of language lies at the root of many couples inhibitions or lack of satisfaction in that area.

Getting to know some one and communicating is such a tricky thing at times to balance out in that area, do you sound like a medical text book or sound like some thing out the gutter?..............what is acceptable language or even hot to one person will get you a slap in the face from another, what someone will find sweet another may find offensive. But common ground must be found in some way maybe that is why there are so many sexually frustrated people in the world?............they just never found a way to communicate there desires and needs.

 

[JoleneBrody]

SQUISHMITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[16_bit]

I've never heard anyone pronounce it sounding like an O. Twat. Swat. Wat.

Definitely "twat", to rhyme with "cat". It's a British word. I assume an American saw it written at some point in the (fairly recent) past and pronounced it wrongly. I'd never heard the "twot" pronunciation until I joined MFC.

On a less confrontational note, :whistle: "fanny" is a British term for the female genitalia which, rather amusingly, has a completely different meaning in the US.

:lol: I've never heard anyone pronounce it to rhyme with cat. The origin is unknown but in the American Oxford Dict. it's listed as first spotted in the 17th century. America was a British colony at that time so no reason they'd start pronouncing it "wrong." lol

Yeah, "Fanny" was my paternal grandmother's name.

I've always said it as to rhyme with cat and everyone i know says it the same. If you say it with an O, people will laugh at you.
It is thought twat comes from the Old Norse word thveit meaning cut, slit or forest clearing. The Old English spelling is thought to be thwat, which probably through speech over time has become twat. Who knows though, maybe there was some guy with the name twat and he was an idiot so that's what they started calling people lol.

 

[Nordling]

According to Wiktionary, "twat" rhyming with "cat" is UK only. Australia and New Zealand have it rhyme with "thought." Not sure why, but they don't mention the American pronunciation--maybe it varies by region.

Of course, no matter what the origin (etymology), that doesn't help us with current pronunciation. Apparently how it's used varies in the UK from other countries too.

 

[LadyLuna]

I've had a few members uncomfortable with the slang dick for their penis. Invariably, their name is Richard.

I never understood how Dick became a nickname for Richard, along with a bunch of other nicknames that never made sense to me. So I looked it up. Turns out, back in Old England, they liked to play around with the nicknames. So Richard became Rich and Rick. Rick became Pick, Dick, and Lick, but only Rick and Dick really stuck. They did that with all of them, so that's why the nicknames that don't seem to have any relation to the actual name- they are rhymes with a different nickname.

 

[stu2]

Lady L you illustrated a point that from creation people have “skirted round the issue” oh please no pun intended!!!!..........sure at times of censorship a erotic language has been exercised but smart and clever people have got round it from Shakespeare to Chuck Berry…………..

Other people have hinted, or have out right stated in this thread that the language they use can come from many diverse directions from childhood, to porn movies and oh many diverse directions...................my favourite is:

QUIM

Oh please some UK girl put up room topic……….X tokens for Quim to come out and play!!!!!............oh I would go for that count down and laugh my self silly!!!!!!!!!

For our Transatlantic, Colonial, Cousins>>>>>>>yes Amber it is a real word you’re a fair referee on these things………..Google it…..has a place here a 1900 century English word that was used in a few naughty story books of the period and oh people that like erotica has keep it alive still………….I like it because no one calls any one else it or uses it as a put down or even a fun thing it is a serious word for = a serious intent………….oh ah do I post or don’t I??????.............oh it’s late hell you have my deep dark soul (well part of it) WTF!!!!!!!!!

 

[TashaDutch]

Beeing non english (in the widest sense)
I use pussy..when camming... I really dont know any other words that i could use as easily as that one.. i also dont mind cunt.. And this is why: in dutch a term similair is 'kut' which i find the only proper way to talk about my vagina, other then the actual word vagina

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

So is it safe to conclude that "h bb pussy" along with a decent size tip will not piss off too many cam girls? Of course spelling out all the words and adding please is better .
Using cunt without a tip risks insta banning.
And all of the other terms may please certain models, but may cause confusion to non-native speakers?

 

[AllisonWilder]

So is it safe to conclude that "h bb pussy" along with a decent size tip will not piss off too many cam girls? Of course spelling out all the words and adding please is better .
Using cunt without a tip risks insta banning.
And all of the other terms may please certain models, but may cause confusion to non-native speakers?

Even spelling it out is still annoying. I don't walk into your place of work, throw down a few dollars on the counter and say, "Hey, babe, show me your junk." Tip or not, I expect the same level of courtesy in my chatroom.

 

[Neudiin]

meh don't care what ya call it...but will you flash it for 50 tkns bb? lol

But I like pussy. Always have liked pussy. Always will like pussy. Good pussy is hard to beat and bad pussy is still better than no pussy.

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

So is it safe to conclude that "h bb pussy" along with a decent size tip will not piss off too many cam girls? Of course spelling out all the words and adding please is better .
Using cunt without a tip risks insta banning.
And all of the other terms may please certain models, but may cause confusion to non-native speakers?

Even spelling it out is still annoying. I don't walk into your place of work, throw down a few dollars on the counter and say, "Hey, babe, show me your junk." Tip or not, I expect the same level of courtesy in my chatroom.

So what would you suggest if the model has a naked countdown and says tips get flashes?

"Ms Allison you look look ravishing this evening, I would die a happy man, if could have just the mere glance of your delicate flower, please accept this small gesture of 50 tokens for your trouble", is tough too tip one handed.