Game On...You Laugh, You Lose

[Poker_Babe]

Came across this on FB tonight. made me lol

 

[bud9752]

 

[Shaun__]

I am so easily amused. My TiVo records random shows it swears I will love, and grabbed this one.

Stargate SG-1: "Shades of Grey" O'Neill commits an indiscretion that jeopardizes Earth's diplomatic relations with it allies.

I guess while he was okay with no fisting, he really wanted to claim that alien ass.

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[Bocefish]

 

[bud9752]

 

[Poker_Babe]

Fish died while on vacation... asked house sitter to give it a proper flushing... was sent this picture...

 

[Nordling]

What a wonderful house sitter! That's great!

 

[Shaun__]

I am totally opposed to this kind of thing, but I still laughed.

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[Bocefish]

Karl Pilkington from the TV show 'An Idiot Abroad' sampling some Egyptian cuisine.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:lol:

edit to add the aftermath...some dad totally tricks his own daughter after watching jimmy do it...ha! My Dad would have totally done something like this to me.

 

[bud9752]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

 

[JoleneBrody]

 

[Shaun__]

I LOLed.

Men puzzled by porn that you read
19-06-12

MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.

Intimidating

E L James’s novel 50 Shades of Grey, which has smashed paperback sales records, is simultaneously more extreme than men’s own sexual fantasies and requires the user to hold it with both hands.

Network engineer Tom Booker said: “I heard the wife going on to her sister about 50 Shades, but thought it couldn’t possibly be pornography because there weren’t any pictures.

“However I’ve just found her logged onto an internet chatroom as spank_me_kindly, asking for a master who will take her to the Red Room of Pain, so something’s clearly up.”

The book, which chronicles the romance between businessman Christian Grey and college graduate Anastasia Steele, has further confused men by having a respectable cover.

Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “It doesn’t have the word ‘Slutz’ on it in neon lettering or any females covered in soap suds. That’s a level of subtlety I find intimidating.”

However copywriter Julian Cook said: “I’m a sophisticated man. I’ve known books can be sexy ever since I frotted myself raw to chapter five of James Herbert’s The Rats aged 13.

“But apparently my life partner, who was furious when I bought her crotchless panties for Valentine’s Day, now thinks it’s really hot to read about virgins signing contracts to be sex slaves.

“I’ve suggested we do some of that submissive-dominant stuff but she’s told me to piss off. I’ll never understand women.”

Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”

 

[Bocefish]

 

[Dark1337]

 

[bud9752]

 

[Bocefish]

 

[bud9752]

 

[Shaun__]

The best way to defeat a Medusa type monster is to be a pervert.

 

[Bocefish]

OOPS!

Jenny McCarthy accidentally sent her son's dentist a nude picture of herself.

The 39-year-old mother of Evan, 10, revealed that she had shared a naked image with the pediatric dental expert when she was feeling panicked.

During an appearance on Tuesday, the Love in the Wild host, 39, regaled the audience with an embarrassing story about accidentally sending racy pictures to the wrong person via text message.

She said on 'The Wendy Williams Show': "It's horrific to remember. [My son] woke up and was like, 'There's this weird thing on my gum.' I saw this abscess sticking out from his gum and I was like, 'Oh my gosh, that's disgusting!' So I called the dentist and I was like, 'This is insane.' He's like, 'Take a picture and send it to me.'

"I went to the bathroom and I was shoving my iPhone in his mouth. I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident! I swear to God!"

The picture was intended for Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, 34.

She added: "The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs. Is there an app? Like, 'Uh-oh! I Effed Up!'"

 

[MrRodry]

 

[bud9752]

 

[bud9752]

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. Then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.

 

[Poker_Babe]

I saw this pic posted on another forum, so I made a graphic for SexWorkerProblems.tumblr.com

 

[AedanRayne]

Who wants to wear this costume for halloween? I sure as hell do!

My funky dance when I discover there's a slice of pizza left for teh eatinz'

I like to think that this guy appeared while she was camming...

WTF?

Why didn't you guys tell me that children double as suitcases?!

 

[AedanRayne]

Excuse me sir, sorry to interrupt while you're texting but it appears that you're sitting on your baby.

 

[lordmagellan]

All this time I thought I was to only one who stomped through the house screeching like a velociraptor.
I'd totally do that if the wife cammed, too.

 

[bud9752]

 

[Bocefish]

DOG Days of Summer... Asian style