Game On...You Laugh, You Lose

[JoleneBrody]

"I just watched this entire video...I need to rethink my life."

It was the comments that made me lol.

Edge. of. my. seat! go little buddy go!!!!!

 

[bud9752]

 

[camstory]

 

[camstory]

 

[Dark1337]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

 

[MrRodry]

20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OkCupid

The world is fucked. If you are single, you’re fucked. If you’re married, you’re probably going to get divorced, so you’re fucked too. Online dating is taking over, and it’s as bad as everyone says it is. The general population is morphing into lazy, fake, desperate, and creepy weirdoes on the internet, and I did a little experiment to prove it.

I made a fake profile on OkCupid based on a character I created, named Marla. Here’s what Marla’s profile looked like. Please note that in my profile picture, you can’t see my face, boobs, butt, or anything that would indicate that I’m physically attractive whatsoever.

The goal was to be as incredibly weird, rude, and unattractive as possible to see if guys would still talk to me. Seriously, who would waste more than 0.05 seconds on this white trash bitch? A LOT OF PEOPLE, APPARENTLY.

These are just the first 20. There were many more.

More caps: http://slacktory.com/2012/05/20-guys-tr ... n-okcupid/

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:mrgreen:

 

[bud9752]

 

[sweetiebatman]

 

[bud9752]

 

[bud9752]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I really hate Carrot Top.... :evil: :lol:

Carrot Top is so unfunny, it’s a stretch to even call him a comedian. But since being a “comedian” is the only reason we know who this fiery red dickhead is, we couldn’t leave him off. As to why he’s not funny, Bill Hicks said it best: “Carrot Top is for people who didn’t get Gallagher.” And, as was usual with Bill Hicks, that’s exactly right.
While Gallagher was utterly obnoxious and about as funny as a baby with cancer, Carrot Top is the asshole copying that guy, and couldn’t even come up with material better than food smashing and sitting on a giant couch. Now he’s just more funny-looking than any joke he’s ever told. Guess that’s what happens when you turn into a ‘roid-riddled transvestite.
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/01/09/the-top-10-most-unfunny-comedians-of-all-time/

:lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

"I just watched this entire video...I need to rethink my life."

It was the comments that made me lol.

Edge. of. my. seat! go little buddy go!!!!!

I wanted so badly for it to get to the end of the treadmill

 

[bud9752]

 

[Shaun__]

Tragedy is the birthplace of humor.

​

 

[Dark1337]

 

[bud9752]

 

[bud9752]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

*I actually found one of these in my mom and dads bedside table once when I was a child snooping around.
Along with a few other choice things... :lol:​

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

 

[Shaun__]

*I actually found one of these in my mom and dads bedside table once when I was a child snooping around.
Along with a few other choice things... :lol:​

You see what happens to cheap fuckers? They get kids riffling through their stuff.

 

[bud9752]

 

[morment]

George R.R. Martin is a master of surprise

 

[bud9752]

found this on the Kim Komando weekend Newsletter and thought it was funny.



Jim was a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate emailed asking him to "decifer" some technical documents, he replied to set him straight.

"Decipher is spelled with a 'ph', not an 'f'," he wrote. "In case you've forgotten, spell checker comes free with your Microsoft program."

A minute later came the colleague's reply, "Must be dephective."

 

[bud9752]

 

[bud9752]

 

[Bocefish]

The kid scaling the fence and the big breasted chick running in flip-flops cracked me up the most :lol: This prank was soon after the Miami face eating incident...

 

[bud9752]

for Amber

 

[MrRodry]