Game On...You Laugh, You Lose

[BloodRed87]

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I am gonna use this for the topic next time I am online. Maybe I'll finally get my golden wall of tokens... :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[Shaun__]

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[Shaun__]

I could see some of the people I know doing this.

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[Bocefish]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment. '

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth. '

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

So the guy picks the midget up and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

 

[Shaun__]

It must be hard being a doctor.

 

[BCamden]

the horse's fanny

This joke doesn't work as well in North America as in the rest of The Commonwealth.
(For my fellow North Americans - in most of the English speaking world "fanny" is a nickname for the vuvla, not the buttocks.)

 

[Alana Cruise]

http://youtu.be/vTRRS3IY4Tw

 

[Shaun__]

I never believed all those blonde jokes before now. The models on this show were given the task to change a processor in a computer.

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[Shaun__]

Best( and only) video showing how to make Doritos in your own home I have ever seen. Now excuse me I am off to find a sad unicorn.

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[BullFrogBlues]

I never believed all those blonde jokes before now. The models on this show were given the task to change a processor in a computer.

But did she manage to change the processor?

 

[Shaun__]

I never believed all those blonde jokes before now. The models on this show were given the task to change a processor in a computer.

But did she manage to change the processor?

I truly doubt she ever did. She was having a lot of difficulty understanding complex computer language, such as it is located inside.

She did raise a good point that doing something is much easier than teaching something. I have had to teach people things before and sometimes I just give up. It is so much faster to just say let me borrow your mouse for a minute.

 

[Shaun__]

Ever wanted to see a flasher's penis cut off by a boomerang shaped pizza?

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[Shaun__]

I had to look up bucket on head after watching this.

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[MrRodry]

 

[Shaun__]

I always blame my whistling on other people too.

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I hate when this happens, they never believe it is an accident after the first two times in a row.

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[Jupiter551]

 

[Bocefish]

Would've been funnier if she said French.

 

[BullFrogBlues]

I would have got it wrong, I thought "jaundiced" was the correct answer. :dance:

 

[Jupiter551]

One of my favourite videos ever...rpg nerds ftw lol

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

 

[JoleneBrody]

 

[Shaun__]

Did you call him JJ? You are a tall red head who likes doing things.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Did you call him JJ? You are a tall red head who likes doing things.

Wait, he really likes burnettes... and I'm short! Height is in the eye of the beholder anyways. :lol:

 

[Bocefish]

Wait, he really likes burnettes... and I'm short! Height is in the eye of the beholder anyways. :lol:

Wait... I'm a fan of Burnetts too... you're not tall? :lol:

 

[JoleneBrody]

Damn typos! BrUNettes!
And nope! 5' 4''! Crazy how cams make everyone look super tall.

 

[Shaun__]

Damn typos! BrUNettes!
And nope! 5' 4''! Crazy how cams make everyone look super tall.

5' 4"!!!!! I think all models look tall on cam because we are always looking up at them due to the camera angle. I would love to get all my favorite models in a height line up. Naked, oh course, for accuracy reasons.

 

[LadyLuna]

Damn typos! BrUNettes!
And nope! 5' 4''! Crazy how cams make everyone look super tall.

5' 4"!!!!! I think all models look tall on cam because we are always looking up at them due to the camera angle. I would love to get all my favorite models in a height line up. Naked, oh course, for accuracy reasons.

All us ACF girls should do it! I'd be right next to JJ too (5'3.75")! LL then JJ, I think that's a bit backwards. Will this be highest to lowest then?