Don'tcha hate it when....?

[Cassidy Nicole]

...your dog chews up your only running shoes?

or your favorite pair of underwear or wedges that you cant find anymore... the joys of having a dog.

 

[TaylorStarz]

Don'tcha hate it when you can't find your sunglasses, then realise they're on your head...

i do this all the time!! and I hate it!

 

[SweepTheLeg]

don'tcha hate it when you eat roast beef and you get that little piece between your teeth and you can't stop trying to flick it out with your tongue for the next couple of hours?

 

[Traditio]

Don'tcha hate it when you can't find your sunglasses, then realise they're on your head...

i do this all the time!! and I hate it!

it happens even with my real glasses - and i cannot see much without them - but i am soo sleepy in the morning that i sometimes search them even when i have them already on...

 

[AmberCutie]

Don'tcha hate it when you can't find your sunglasses, then realise they're on your head...

i do this all the time!! and I hate it!

it happens even with my real glasses - and i cannot see much without them - but i am soo sleepy in the morning that i sometimes search them even when i have them already on...

I've got a different spin on this...


Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though.

YOUR GLASSES ARE ON YOUR FACE! :lol:

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

....getting hooked on a show and realizing that it got dropped, and you can't find it on the net.

 

[SatanJonez]

Don'tcha hate it when you're in the shower, washing your face or hair & you suddenly realize, there could be a scary monster in there with you. Or a snake could come up the drain. I swear, I only have these fears when I have soap over my eyes preventing me from opening them. lol

 

[lordmagellan]

Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though.

You are not alone.

 

[morment]

Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though.

I usually wind up stabbing the bridge of my nose instead of my eye, close enough to the same thing.

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though.

I usually wind up stabbing the bridge of my nose instead of my eye, close enough to the same thing.

I've done the bride of my nose thing while I was wearing contacts. I use my middle finger.

I'm sure the person opposite me on the bus thought I was swearing at him... :?

 

[Traditio]

Don'tcha hate it when you are so fascinated from a chat in mfc that you forget the time and miss something important?

(like me this morning missing my bus to work cause i was too long in scarletravens room)

 

[SweepTheLeg]

I'm offended that people keep calling the final count down a horrible song. Do not clump that together with the black eyed peas!

Don'tcha hate it when you're watching Porn and the dude is just fucking the hell out of the girl and you're about to cum and then for whatever reason he suddenly stops?

 

[AngelAndrea]

I'm offended that people keep calling the final count down a horrible song. Do not clump that together with the black eyed peas!

Don'tcha hate it when you're watching Porn and the dude is just fucking the hell out of the girl and you're about to cum and then for whatever reason he suddenly stops?

I smell a new genre! "Gotcha Porn"!

 

[lordmagellan]

Don'tcha hate when shitty music gets stuck in your head? Like "The Final Countdown" or anything by The Black-Eyed Peas.

Doncha hate it when someone puts a terrible song in your head that won't go away? :lol: Thank you for that.

Since it is in my head now...

SUCCESS!!

 

[countrysquirter]

[quote="AmberCutie...


Don'tcha hate it when you go to adjust the glasses on your face, only to notice you took them off, then poke yourself right in the eye instead?

Maybe I'm the only one who does that, though. [/quote]

I myself must admit, I've done this.

 

[VidaLoca]

Don'tcha hate it when your trying to post a pic and it tells u can't do it cuz it is to big.....ugh, hence the reason i have no pic here.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Don'tcha hate it when you're in a hurry to get somewhere you hit every single red light along the way?

 

[Anonymous]

Don'tcha hate it when your trying to post a pic and it tells u can't do it cuz it is to big.....ugh, hence the reason i have no pic here.

take your picture into paint and hit the resize button. Resize it to the size that the forum allows and save! Bam..pretty hot profile pix

 

[PrincessDaisy]

... when you suffer from some one else's mistake.

my school lost my paper work to pay for school and dropped me from my class i got back in though when i proved to them i was right but i missed a day and that's like 2 chapters in the text book

 

[lordmagellan]

Don't ya hate when you try to get your wife to suck the chocolate off your cock- THAT SHE PUT THERE- but then she leans back and says she "doesn't want to do that; not tonight" and then you check to see if she at least got all of the chocolate off and you see a fucking GNAT walking on the head of your dick?








I feel violated......

 

[mfcbaldie]

Don'tcha hate when shitty music gets stuck in your head? Like "The Final Countdown" or anything by The Black-Eyed Peas.

Doncha hate it when someone puts a terrible song in your head that won't go away? :lol: Thank you for that.

Since it is in my head now...

SUCCESS!!

Think of Arrested Development instead...

 

[ScarletVixen]

Don't ya hate when you try to get your wife to suck the chocolate off your cock- THAT SHE PUT THERE- but then she leans back and says she "doesn't want to do that; not tonight" and then you check to see if she at least got all of the chocolate off and you see a fucking GNAT walking on the head of your dick?








I feel violated......

You dun got served by a bug.

 

[CandieMoose]

Don'tcha hate it when straw makers wrap big straws in plastic? You can't bite off the top, so you proceed to bang it against the table until the plastic at the top break loose. Problem is, by that time the straw has busted somewhere and no longer works right :-x

 

[AmberCutie]

Don'tcha hate it when you're pretty drunk, and you're pretty damn hungry, so when your chicken strips arrive at your table you chow down fast and don't realize you're tearing off the roof of your mouth?

I hurt today.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Don'tcha hate it when it's so hot that when you're about to shut off your car, the thought you have just before you pull the keys out is "am I about to have 2nd degree burns on my hand?"

 

[AngelAndrea]

Don'tcha hate it when you're in a hurry to get somewhere you hit every single red light along the way?

It sucks, I've lived places where the lights are on sensors not a timing system so living where I do this happens ALL THE TIME. If I start hitting all the red lights I'll do a right turn circle and try and get around the block before the time sequence fucks with me again. Maybe that sounds crazy or stupid (I'll admit I don't explain why I do this to my passengers :lol: and they always look at me like I had a massive brain fart). Anyways, that's what I've learned about cities that can't run on sensor system lights due to population or number of lights (as opposed to the one light town I lived in Sophomore year or the 8 light town of my Junior year).

 

[Bocefish]

Dontcha hate it when your gfs face cream looks just like the toothpaste tube in the dark, semi-awake hours and you realize too late what the fuck just happened. :evil:

 

[AmberCutie]

Dontcha hate it when your gfs face cream looks just like the toothpaste tube in the dark, semi-awake hours and you realize too late what the fuck just happened. :evil:

Methinks at least it's better done in that order, as putting toothpaste all over one's face would be super bad. That shit burns!

 

[Deleted member 565]

Dontcha hate it when You put your clothes in the washing machine only to realize that the dryer doesn't work anymore!