If I was to post a blog about how "I thrust my mighty erection deep into the cavernous recesses of her vagina, which by this point resembled a ripped-out fireplace, and let out an uncontrollable groan as creamy white liquid gushed forth from my bulbous head, covering her sticky pink cunt lips with ivory froth in the process. As she let out her own groan and rolled her eyes, I sensed she was frustrated by the best three minutes of her life coming to an end. Rather than make our parting harder still on her, I grabbed my clothes and made a swift exit as she looked at her phone and smiled, probably wanting me to believe she was happy I was leaving, but we both knew she'd never experience the sexual nirvana that I'd just gifted her with anyone else. My penis is massive" that would be erotica.