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Steve jobs is another one doing coffee enema's? Oh that's awful to hear, I thought he was smart.
He was drinking like 16 glasses of carrot juice a day and getting all kinds of stuff pumped up his butt instead of the chemo he was told he needed. And apparently all of that makes you smell like death warmed over.
 
He was drinking like 16 glasses of carrot juice a day and getting all kinds of stuff pumped up his butt instead of the chemo he was told he needed. And apparently all of that makes you smell like death warmed over.
Yeah, I'm no expert. I know chemo is super uncomfy, and has awful feeling side effects, but it does seem to work for many people.

Maybe I'm confusing him with Bill Gates. I always confuse those 2. I can't imagine Bill Gates strung out on carrot juice, and coffee up the butt. Maybe that's where I was shocked there. But either way - sad. Maybe this new administration will start doing stuff like that, and end up moving forward to another realm of peace, earlier than the rest of us expected. You never know. That RFK guy seems a bit out there. Maybe they'll all start doing coffee up the butt at the White House. Knowing them they'd probably include a bunch of US foes in on the group chat and pictures of it though. Not like we could look much worse...

ETA; I can see the headlines now "Donald Trump turns from orange to maroon after daily coffee enemas. ISIS accidentally included in group chat, of progress pictures."
 
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Yeah, I'm no expert. I know chemo is super uncomfy, and has awful feeling side effects, but it does seem to work for many people.

Maybe I'm confusing him with Bill Gates. I always confuse those 2. I can't imagine Bill Gates strung out on carrot juice, and coffee up the butt. Maybe that's where I was shocked there. But either way - sad. Maybe this new administration will start doing stuff like that, and end up moving forward to another realm of peace, earlier than the rest of us expected. You never know. That RFK guy seems a bit out there. Maybe they'll all start doing coffee up the butt at the White House. Knowing them they'd probably include a bunch of US foes in on the group chat and pictures of it though. Not like we could look much worse...

ETA; I can see the headlines now "Donald Trump turns from orange to maroon after daily coffee enemas. ISIS accidentally included in group chat, of progress pictures."
Yeah chemo is wicked, I have at least 10 online friends going through it now and it's so sad to see how it makes them feel but they're determined to keep going until they're either healed or told it won't help any more. As far as the administration goes, absolutely nothing would shock me at this point from a guy who suggested we put light bulbs up our asses and drink bleach to cure Covid.
 
Speaking of cancer, some random comment I made a year ago on Reddit got screenshotted and used this weekend in a Youtube video that is easily going to hit a million views. So, I guess you could say I'm a pretty big deal.
 
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he's just been accused of another SA, by his most recent gf.

A post on Facebook about this is what sparked my post. The comment section was horrendous. So many people were either making jokes about it or just straight up accusing her of lying and editing her pictures to look bruised. It wasn’t even just men, women too. Fucking gross.

I feel terrible laughing at this, but it's not a smart thing to do.

I tried a coffee enema once, back when I offered anal on live cam. I thought it would be a fun experience for my health, because my apartment had a bad mold infestation, that made me really sick. The coffee enema itself made me even more sick, and was one of the worst experiences of my life. They can actually kill you (I believe I read that somewhere afterward). So I really wouldn't be doing that if I were him. I understand a lot of rich people live in a dream world, but that's such a dangerous bubble to be in, for anyone's health. To be fair I did the total ADHD thing and didn't research or plan mine well, and made it way too strong. But still, it's not something to really fuck around with. And that's really more than any of you needed to know about my butt lol Or the odd ways I've chosen to consume my daily allotment of caffeine in the past haha

I’ve always been curious about doing enemas, but have always chickened out because the thought of putting water up my butt kinda freaks me out (plus, I have chronic tummy issues and from what I’ve read online enemas can actually be harmful with that).

With coffee enemas, totally forgetting the other risks, couldn’t it potentially cause heart issues? I know butt chugging alcohol and cough syrup used to be a thing (who knows, it could still be, people are dumb) because it gets absorbed quicker and goes right to your bloodstream. I’d imagine it’s the same with coffee enemas, so you’d be getting a huge surge of caffeine into your bloodstream which could exacerbate heart conditions? I can’t even drink a regular cup of coffee or anything caffeinated without my heart racing and palpitations, I hate to think of what that’d feel like if it was intensified.
 
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A post on Facebook about this is what sparked my post. The comment section was horrendous. So many people were either making jokes about it or just straight up accusing her of lying and editing her pictures to look bruised. It wasn’t even just men, women too. Fucking gross.



I’ve always been curious about doing enemas, but have always chickened out because the thought of putting water up my butt kinda freaks me out (plus, I have chronic tummy issues and from what I’ve read online enemas can actually be harmful with that).

With coffee enemas, totally forgetting the other risks, couldn’t it potentially cause heart issues? I know butt chugging alcohol and cough syrup used to be a thing (who knows, it could still be, people are dumb) because it gets absorbed quicker and goes right to your bloodstream. I’d imagine it’s the same with coffee enemas, so you’d be getting a huge surge of caffeine into your bloodstream which could exacerbate heart conditions? I can’t even drink a regular cup of coffee or anything caffeinated without my heart racing and palpitations, I hate to think of what that’d feel like if it was intensified.
wondering if that's the reason decaffeinated was invented , just a thought
 
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wondering if that's the reason decaffeinated was invented , just a thought

So people could put it up their bootyholes? Or the heart issue stuff?

Either way, I’m grateful for decaf. I still enjoy the taste of black coffee and it’s nice to be able to drink it without getting sick and feeling like my heart is going to explode.
 
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A post on Facebook about this is what sparked my post. The comment section was horrendous. So many people were either making jokes about it or just straight up accusing her of lying and editing her pictures to look bruised. It wasn’t even just men, women too. Fucking gross.



I’ve always been curious about doing enemas, but have always chickened out because the thought of putting water up my butt kinda freaks me out (plus, I have chronic tummy issues and from what I’ve read online enemas can actually be harmful with that).
I've read that too. I did regular water ones too, and those were OK. But they can make you stop being able to poop on your own, like I guess you can get dependent on them.
With coffee enemas, totally forgetting the other risks, couldn’t it potentially cause heart issues? I know butt chugging alcohol and cough syrup used to be a thing (who knows, it could still be, people are dumb) because it gets absorbed quicker and goes right to your bloodstream. I’d imagine it’s the same with coffee enemas, so you’d be getting a huge surge of caffeine into your bloodstream which could exacerbate heart conditions? I can’t even drink a regular cup of coffee or anything caffeinated without my heart racing and palpitations, I hate to think of what that’d feel like if it was intensified.
Yep, the anus is more sensitive to absorption. It's not a smart thing to jump into. That's what addicts sometimes do to get a stronger high from less of their drug of choice, but it's not something people should just jump into blindly. You can OD, get sick and/or inadvertently kill yourself.
 
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I just read this:

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

True for me!
I have that too—sometimes it's just easier to get mad and answer myself like a bestie. That’s how I usually go online on bonga and work all night
and it’s definitely not in vain
 
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So apparently getting two vaccines at once, both in my dominant arm, was not the way to go...

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Silly kitty. One in each arm. ;) Sleep it off and I hope you're better tomorrow!
 
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Silly kitty. One in each arm. ;) Sleep it off and I hope you're better tomorrow!
I actually got 3 total. 1 in the left arm, 2 in the right. My bad for getting more in the dominant arm. Yesterday. Left arm is fine today but OMG I struggle to lift my right.
Live and learn. At least I'm safer from covid, flu and pneumonia for a while.
 
I actually got 3 total. 1 in the left arm, 2 in the right. My bad for getting more in the dominant arm. Yesterday. Left arm is fine today but OMG I struggle to lift my right.
Live and learn. At least I'm safer from covid, flu and pneumonia for a while.
My last Covid booster made me realize I have bones I wasn't aware of in my body because OMG they hurt. :h: But it's better than the alternative.
 
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I'm thinking of adding the RSV vaccine to the arsenal, since I got a cold that lasted 4 weeks this last January. I think it was RSV.
Everyone in my household that caught the wretched thing had it last a full 4 weeks.
 
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I'm thinking of adding the RSV vaccine to the arsenal, since I got a cold that lasted 4 weeks this last January. I think it was RSV.
Everyone in my household that caught the wretched thing had it last a full 4 weeks.
That's in the next batch of vaccines my doc is recommending. I had something similar towards the end of last year. Lasted 4-5 weeks.
 
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@omni (I mean this humorously) but what the heck is going on in your profile pic? Is that Alastair Crowley lol?

Being humorous, but not making fun, genuinely curious. Is it an album cover or something?

I hope he's not making meth (jk)? I heard it makes some people lose weight, but shit, that's a lot 😆
 
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@omni (I mean this humorously) but what the heck is going on in your profile pic? Is that Alastair Crowley lol?

Being humorous, but not making fun, genuinely curious. Is it an album cover or something?

I hope he's not making meth (jk)? I heard it makes some people lose weight, but shit, that's a lot 😆
It’s the title character from 1940’s action mystery movie The Crimson Ghost. His imagery became Glenn Danzig’s iconic logo for The Misfits.

But I’m going to start pushing it as a demon making meth going forward! “You should have seen how overweight he was before his Dexa-Meth diet!”
 
well , you have 2 arms and 2 glutes
I swear growing up that I got a lot of my shots in a butt cheek, but it seems that’s rare now, or reserved for specific vaccines?

The last one I got in the butt was due to an infection in my thigh, so I assumed that was to make it local but what do I know
 
I swear growing up that I got a lot of my shots in a butt cheek, but it seems that’s rare now, or reserved for specific vaccines?

The last one I got in the butt was due to an infection in my thigh, so I assumed that was to make it local but what do I know

The only shots I've had as an adult into my glute were all steroid shots for fighting resp infections.

I also take all of my vaxx shots in my non-dominant arm so I can still kind of function. Otherwise, I have to call in The Stranger to pinch hit.
 
I just rewatched Henry Thomas’ audition video for E.T. (Where he’s told “Okay, kid…you got the job!,” and there is applause). And now here I am going down the YouTube rabbit hole of touching movie moments. Omg, look at E.T.’s sweet face as they’re saying goodbye to him…..
 
This is now the second time I’ve had an Uber driver laugh at me, because I checked his license plate number before getting in. Like I ALWAYS do before getting into a stranger’s vehicle. I told him I’m not sure why that makes you laugh, but of course you’re a man…
 
This is now the second time I’ve had an Uber driver laugh at me, because I checked his license plate number before getting in. Like I ALWAYS do before getting into a stranger’s vehicle. I told him I’m not sure why that makes you laugh, but of course you’re a man…
Im a man and I check it too, I wish usa did front license plates it would be nice. The other day I got into an Uber the license plate matched but it was a completely different driver I didn't realize it till I was already in the car. I was about to say something but he handed me a business card with his name and his father's name on it and his father's name matched the Uber.
 
This is now the second time I’ve had an Uber driver laugh at me, because I checked his license plate number before getting in. Like I ALWAYS do before getting into a stranger’s vehicle. I told him I’m not sure why that makes you laugh, but of course you’re a man…
What a dill pickle that driver is. I think it's a very sensible and understandable step to take.
And anyone who finds that strange should put themselves in those shoes.
A friend recently had a very scary experience after hailing a cab in the city late at night, and the driver locked the rear doors from a dash switch, saying it was to make sure she didn't run without paying the fare on arrival.
She called her bf and gave him all the details of the cab, driver and and running update on the cab's location, and eventually the driver pulled over and unlocked the doors but tipped her out in a bad part of town before taking off. Asshole indeed.
 
I guess since we're crapping on Uber, I'll grab a squat. When I was in Chicago, there was not a cab to be found because everything was Uber or Lyft. I walked almost a mile before I found a cab and when leaving the hotel to go to the airport, it took 15 minutes for the bell hop to hail a cab. It was also the single most magical cab ride ever...just like the ending of a John Hughes film. No mishaps, all cash, great music...

So what I'm saying is, fuck Uber.
 
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I always enjoyed Uber rides when I still lived in New Orleans. I guess it’s the southern hospitality thing, but I always had super cool Uber drivers there. The last time I used Uber in Nola was from the airport to my old house and my Uber driver was the coolest woman ever. It was pretty late at night when I got home and she even waited to make sure I got in my house okay before leaving.

Years and years ago when I was still a bartender and going out drinking often, there was this one night where I went from one bar to another about 15-20 minutes away with some friends. Realized I left my wallet with my id, cards and cash at the last bar I was at (where I was a regular). Thankfully someone who knew me found my wallet and gave it to the bartender. So, I take an Uber back to that bar to get my stuff. I was very wastey pants that night, and when my Uber driver (a lovely older lady) went to drop me off at the bar, she actually parked, got out and walked me into the bar and was absolutely grilling the bartender to make sure it was safe to leave my wasted ass there. She was an absolute angel. Btw, it was safe, I was good friends with the bartender working that night and he was an extremely stand up, good person who proceeded to give me tons of water to sober me up.

All the Uber drivers and cab drivers where I currently live are pretty unfriendly, though. One of the last cab rides I took here was from the airport. Uber and Lyft had their surge pricing on, so it would have been $120-ish for both from the airport. I met this girl waiting for a cab or Uber and we decide to take a cab together, since we were getting dropped off maybe 10 minutes away from each other. Cab driver says he’ll split the fare. At the end, the fare for the whole trip was reading $140. He charged us both $120. Dick move, imo.

The only time I had a cool cab driver was one Halloween in New Orleans. We were taking a cab from one end of the quarter to the cbd. The streets were obviously packed, and he starts blasting “Move Bitch” by Ludacris, much to the delight of me and my drunk ass friends, haha.

And there’s my mildly interesting ride share stories.
 
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