It’s Friday afternoon and I was reminded of @JerryBoBerry, because of the sailor and the rum etc...I should stop moonlighting as a bartender
Sitting at the bar last night, loving life, finalizing plans for later in the night. Notice a drunk girl start the typical drunk girl motions when she isn't being paid attention to. Tries dancing on the bar, quickly yelled at. Gets rejected a few times. Starts trying to make out with anything with a pulse. Nothing out of the ordinary. Drunk girl doing drunk girl stuff. The real entertainment starts when a guy freaks out when she starts trying to kiss him. Not saying he wasn't justified in his anger but just just walking away is always the best option for a dude here. The drunk girl will lose focus and move on to her next prey. Dude goes on a pretty decent rant about boundaries and touching people and the drinking age needing to be raised. Storms out to a round of applause. Drunk girl is stunned, just standing there for what felt like an eternity. Place was silent. To her credit, she then tries going on her own rant but it was mostly unintelligible. She eventually storms out to laughter and another round of applause. Joy immediately turns to panic as we all watch her stumble and faceplant into the front bumper/grill of a parked car as soon as she gets outside. Out cold. Bleeding all over the place. The whole ordeal is over pretty quickly thankfully, she will be fine. Just a really chaotic string of events for what is normally a pretty laid back and older bar.
Yikes! That shit is so unattractive. I will never understand why grown folks proudly say things to each other like "I'm gonna get fucked up this weekend!" as if it's as fun as spending the day at Disney World. Lol.
I'm glad that guy did the right thing, and got away from her asap. It was the right thing to do, and also covers his ass in case this chick were to try to make some bullshit "That guy tried to rape me!" accusation. Men have to be so careful in these situations, as all it takes is one false accusation - or one woman's hazy memory - to ruin your reputation/life. It's one of the things that scares me about raising a (sweet and naive) boy.
She eventually storms out to laughter and another round of applause. Joy immediately turns to panic as we all watch her stumble and faceplant into the front bumper/grill of a parked car as soon as she gets outside. Out cold. Bleeding all over the place.
God I love a happy ending.
The guy I'm seeing at the moment is super cute, but when he doesn't shave his beard, it's a real problem for me. I like the five o'clock shadow look...but because he's ginger, I always think of this:
This dude wants to have babies with his sex robot. HAHAHA!!!
https://www.dayspatch.com/man-children-sex-robot/
That's dedication and devotion lol. Here I am hoping to get enough money to pay a random bill and you are getting full on rent payments lllHOLY SHIT...this guy just paid my rent for me! I think I'm going to cry...
That's dedication and devotion lol. Here I am hoping to get enough money to pay a random bill and you are getting full on rent payments lll
Anyone here been in a long distance relationship? It makes you appreciate what’s important in life, cuddling, kissing, and some more cuddling.
You rock!I've been only once in my life, 2 hr flight each week-end. Didn't end up well. Yeah it's awesome because every moment is really special, you live at its fullest and full of passion. But point is: you don't get to know really one person if you don't live her everyday life. And most of all if you don't share a common goal. Just my experience. Wish you really the best from the bottom of my heart @Dan Epstein
You rock!
I’m gonna turn into a family man after all We’ll have the very first industry rep wedding on ACF probably.
Thanks! She just needs to say yes, and we both need to be sober....That's great. Congratz @Dan Epstein! Congratz on your marriage guys. Oh yeah, oh yeah, let's make it happen!!!
Congratz, again!
Thanks! She just needs to say yes, and we both need to be sober....