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V.I.P. AmberLander
Atleast I drank OJ with it, that helps right?
Ah, the "I bought a Diet Coke, so I can have Twinkies" defense. Very effective...
Atleast I drank OJ with it, that helps right?
If my mother used that word... or started talking about ANYTHING sex related, it'd be a miracle. She got a vibrator as a gift from her sister. It broke and she managed somehow to tell me to get her new one because she won't buy 'such dirty things' herself... So I went shopping to stationary sex shop and told the lady that it was for my mother. She showed me all kinds of vibrators, recommending some with advanced options. I stopped her when she took out 'the best' one that rotates, stimulates clit and simulates real movement of a cock... It's hard to find something that will not scare my mother to death...So Mom used the word "blowjob" today. WTF and LMFAO at the same time. Yeah, uh...wasn't expecting that...
If my mother used that word... or started talking about ANYTHING sex related, it'd be a miracle. She got a vibrator as a gift from her sister. It broke and she managed somehow to tell me to get her new one because she won't buy 'such dirty things' herself... So I went shopping to stationary sex shop and told the lady that it was for my mother. She showed me all kinds of vibrators, recommending some with advanced options. I stopped her when she took out 'the best' one that rotates, stimulates clit and simulates real movement of a cock... It's hard to find something that will not scare my mother to death...
I think it's hilarious when people who have never touched nor seen a naked (non-parental) breast in their life are pricks about implants. (Especially ones that look indistinguishable from natural ones)
It's like someone who has never driven a car but only ever seen them in movies complaining that someone else is a pussy for not having a Hemi. Until you actually drive a car, stop yelling insults from your bicycle. If you ever get the chance to see an engine in real life, you wouldn't care if it was a 50cc Moped engine or a v12. You'd just be excited to hear it purr.
NO MORE ENGINE SHAMING. (Or boob-shaming.)
NO MORE ENGINE SHAMING. (Or boob-shaming.)
Wondering if I am the only one pondering just how many avatars @Kitsune will go through before a perfect one is found to settle down with.
I think it's hilarious when people who have never touched nor seen a naked (non-parental) breast in their life are pricks about implants. (Especially ones that look indistinguishable from natural ones)
It's like someone who has never driven a car but only ever seen them in movies complaining that someone else is a pussy for not having a Hemi. Until you actually drive a car, stop yelling insults from your bicycle. If you ever get the chance to see an engine in real life, you wouldn't care if it was a 50cc Moped engine or a v12. You'd just be excited to hear it purr.
NO MORE ENGINE SHAMING. (Or boob-shaming.)
The protesters are the millennials who grew up with participation trophies and never learned how to lose graciously.
I will never change my avatar for ACF historical purposes. Had this since 3 days before we launched.Keeping the same avatar for years is a very dad thing to do.
I have the freshest avatars and the dankest memes.
Speaking of which, though... I'm kinda hoping @Kitsune updates hers soon, because while some find the meme funny, it's possibly a bit much for this forum.Holy shit, I just noticed what it says on @Kitsune's avatar's shirt. Is it bad I laughed?
I'm kinda hoping @Kitsune updates hers soon, because while some find the meme funny, it's possibly a bit much for this forum.
I didn't wanna come at it with a "hey change it or else" sorta deal, but I appreciate the change.You are the boss.
I didn't wanna come at it with a "hey change it or else" sorta deal, but I appreciate the change.
edit to add: if someone posts an obvious hate symbol/etc I normally would go manually remove their avatar then send them a warning not to use such images, as I have done in the past.
edit again: the fact that JJTP is tossing out hugs like candy today is making my day.
I was referring to the guy I previously warned and removed a white supremacy avatar. I knows yours wasn't.In my avatar's defense, it isn't a hate symbol, the guy was clearly joking. Nobody wears an "i heart waterboarding kids" tee seriously. Holding a bazooka and wearing a Davy Crockett hat were just the cherries on top of his joke.