cut or uncut, and opinions

[Bocefish]

:lol: Alexys is a trip. More hygiene tips about ass cracks and doo doo juice...

 

[WildFingers]

I'm impressed you can bend yourself in half well enough to get your head down there to smell it!

Ron Jeremy is not the only one who can toot his own whistle .. . Just sayin'

 

[Camille13]

Honestly- who cares?

If I am going to shag you, whether your dick has a hood or not is not going to stop me.
Bad dickcheese probably will, but that isn't exclusive to uncut guys.


Uncut has it's benefits too. With good hygiene it means when I unwrap my penis present it intensifies that sexy smell that makes me want to ride you like it's a rodeo.

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

I tend to wonder about these men with skanky cocks under their foreskins have got to be somewhat skanky about every other part of their anatomy where keeping it clean is concerned.

Because lets face it, is it that damn hard to wash your dick? Really?

My new woman was DELIGHTED to discover my dick was unmutilated. She likes the idea she can tease and torment my dick as much a I can tease and torment her clit. The sensitivity from a lifetime of living tucked in a flap of skin has many pleasant advantages.

I might be wrong but I dunno how a dick that has lived its life being continuously stimulated and desensitized rubbing in and bumping on everything fabric you wear can enjoy exploring every bump fold and ripple in a pussy. There has to be some loss of feeling on that poor bugger.

But back to skanky cheesy dicks.... if it takes an effortless (and lets admit, a very pleasant) 30 sec to wash your dick, I shudder to think how filthy these men are everywhere else if washing the most feel good part of your body for 15/30 sec is more effort than they have time or ambition to spend.

We could burn up a whole thread on women and their skanky overgrown pussy skins and why we don't mutilate those at birth before they become a hygiene issue. Both arguments are pretty stupid.

Take a bath and use some soap for fucks sake. or have some people simply never been taught as kids HOW to properly bathe?


Both sexes get skanky and cheesy. There is something wrong with anyone who doesn't consider their own genital cleanliness 2 seconds after they have the urge to get their freak on. If you walk around for the several days it take to build up a skanky layer on your whammy bar, and don't give everything a quick once over with a little soap and a washrag, you're a pig. After you take a shit at least once a day, wash your dick, your ass and your hands. It takes all of 30 seconds. You dont always have time for a full on bath, I get it, we are all busy people. But honestly.... a washrag and 30 seconds at least once a day for the naughty bits is not much effort.

( I mean.... Jesus, don't you smell your own skank after a day and think "I should give my junk a quick once over" ??)



Gag... now I have no appetite.

 

[southsamurai]

lmmfao@ paulie! well said, and horribly said all at the same time. you are awesome dude

 

[Elysia36]

I don't care either way,as long as the personal hygiene is kept up.

 

[Bocefish]

I might be wrong but I dunno how a dick that has lived its life being continuously stimulated and desensitized rubbing in and bumping on everything fabric you wear can enjoy exploring every bump fold and ripple in a pussy. There has to be some loss of feeling on that poor bugger.:

I don't think having foreskin or not matters until your brain locks on to something that turns you on. The whole thing about cut guys being continuously stimulated or desensitized is not true at all.

FWIW...

I am circumcised and like many people I have to say IT is amazing! I do enjoy the sensation more. There was only sexual gain for me. The females from what I can grasp seem to like it much more. To each their own. I was circumcised at age 24 due to some health reasons and I am really happy I did it. My children will be circumcised! I know both feelings and this is better.

http://www.debate.org/opinions/do-femal ... ed-penises

That said, it's a personal family decision and there is no wrong decision provided it's an educated one.

:twocents-02cents:

 

[LadyLuna]

As to the keeping things clean... I was never really taught how. I was told I needed to do it when I was 14 by my adoptive parents who were horrified to find out that I hadn't been, but then again, having not been taught hygiene until 7 I can't claim any sort of knowledge on what normal families do in that area.

I do know that until about a year ago, even if I didn't get in the cracks during showers, there wasn't much build up. But suddenly, my body changed, and if I don't give it a very thorough cleaning every day, it builds up the cheese really fucking quick.

It might be a diet thing, I don't know, all I know is that if you get with a guy and his dick is nasty, give him the benefit of the doubt. Tell him "I don't know what it was like before, but you gotta start washing it more often now." After all, if my body can randomly start generating more pussy-cheese at the ripe age of 26, then it's entirely possible that his was fine until a few weeks ago and he just doesn't realize it yet.

 

[southsamurai]

very good point luna! very often the old fromunda doesnt start producing as strongly until late puberty or soon after (and believe it or not puberty can continue into the early to mid twenties in some people) plus for the circumcised guys the diameter of the opening can be problematic. i used to know a guy that couldnt roll his back enough for proper hygiene at all, even when limp. when erect he actually experienced pain and a significant bending of the shaft. in those cases very often a full circumcision isnt needed, merely and enlarging of the natural opening.

btw for those that dont know, all you have to do is roll back the foreskin and gently bathe the area around the glans (head) to remove the dead skin, oils, trace urine and hormonal secretions that make up smegma. most times if done daily then thats all it ever takes. most men only need to do this once a day to maintain normal levels of cleanliness. some may have to do some extra light cleansing after urination to maintain. if the glans is extra sensitive there are a variety of aloe infused wipes that can make it less uncomfortable

 

[Sevrin]

Yeah, I know this has dropped off the first pages, but when I saw this, I thought I would add it to the discussion. From Cheezeburger.com

 

[Nordling]

I know a lot of folks on this thread are simply joking around harmlessly, but considering that many people are cut and many people are uncut, does it ever enter your mind that making jokes about people and their parent's choices could be hurtful?

 

[Rose]

I know a lot of folks on this thread are simply joking around harmlessly, but considering that many people are cut and many people are uncut, does it ever enter your mind that making jokes about people and their parent's choices could be hurtful?

Nope, because then I'd have to get offended anytime anyone ever made jokes about big or small boobs.

Anatomy is funny and there will be jokes about it no matter where you go because it's common for people to want to giggle and stare (or point) when they see another naked person. Granted there are some things that should be off limits, but considering that circumcision is something most people know about and penises are funny in general, I think it's ok to make light-hearted jokes about it. If you can't laugh at your own genitals, then there's no help for you.

 

[Nordling]

I know a lot of folks on this thread are simply joking around harmlessly, but considering that many people are cut and many people are uncut, does it ever enter your mind that making jokes about people and their parent's choices could be hurtful?

Nope, because then I'd have to get offended anytime anyone ever made jokes about big or small boobs.

Anatomy is funny and there will be jokes about it no matter where you go because it's common for people to want to giggle and stare (or point) when they see another naked person. Granted there are some things that should be off limits, but considering that circumcision is something most people know about and penises are funny in general, I think it's ok to make light-hearted jokes about it. If you can't laugh at your own genitals, then there's no help for you.

Interesting. Where is the line? Is it okay to make fun of a Jewish person's nose who chooses not to have a nose job? Or an Asian person's eyes if they choose not to get plastic surgery to "europeanize" their eyes?

I understand that genital mirth may not bother a lot of us; it doesn't really bother me--but are people who are bugged by it "oversensitive?" I know I've seen as a big reason for parents to cut their child's penis is to avoid "teasing later in the locker room." This just seems wrong, but I've been wrong a lot too.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

C'mon... its just a little flight of fancy :mrgreen:
A little song, a little dance, a seltzer bottle down the pants

I mean in this forum can't we have just a little tickle/poke, a cheeky remark, something off the wall?
I don't think anyone meant anything serious or insulting in here and we got to hear some interesting opinions on the whole. Ranging from general hygiene, to fellatio techniques, to general information being quantified!

I mean To cut, or not to be cut, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of aardvarkery!

See even Willy The Shakes had something to say about circumcision

*disclaimer all "aardvarkery" word belong to me

 

[Nordling]

C'mon... its just a little flight of fancy :mrgreen:
A little song, a little dance, a seltzer bottle down the pants

I mean in this forum can't we have just a little tickle/poke, a cheeky remark, something off the wall?
I don't think anyone meant anything serious or insulting in here and we got to hear some interesting opinions on the whole. Ranging from general hygiene, to fellatio techniques, to general information being quantified!

I mean To cut, or not to be cut, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of aardvarkery!

See even Willy The Shakes had something to say about circumcision

*disclaimer all "aardvarkery" word belong to me

Oh, I agree, no one meant any harm. I'd still like to know where the line is drawn though.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Oh, I agree, no one meant any harm. I'd still like to know where the line is drawn though.

That's a legitimate question Nord and I'm not being a smart ass. In fact I think it's a good one.

I was going to say open a new thread asking that very question.
I don't want to steal your idea and I think it would be good to see where boundaries lay?
I mean of course there is going to be some common sense ones: avoid the bigotry, avoid the personal attacks, that sort of thing.
Maybe, there are some others that ppl want to address as well?
I mean for me there is few, but generally, I am not offended, and if it bugs me, I just don't go back.
But sometimes, I miss the mark and can be a insensitive D-Bag myself.

So, lay it out there Nord, run it up the flag pole and let's see.

 

[Nordling]

Oh, I agree, no one meant any harm. I'd still like to know where the line is drawn though.

That's a legitimate question Nord and I'm not being a smart ass. In fact I think it's a good one.

I was going to say open a new thread asking that very question.
I don't want to steal your idea and I think it would be good to see where boundaries lay?
I mean of course there is going to be some common sense ones: avoid the bigotry, avoid the personal attacks, that sort of thing.
Maybe, there are some others that ppl want to address as well?
I mean for me there is few, but generally, I am not offended, and if it bugs me, I just don't go back.
But sometimes, I miss the mark and can be a insensitive D-Bag myself.

So, lay it out there Nord, run it up the flag pole and let's see.

It's not a bad idea, but I can imagine such a thread rapidly devolving into nonsense. lol

My personal standard is to not make fun of any physical part of a person's appearance...but maybe I'm prissy. We never know who we're hurting. And while it may not hurt my feelings, it may hurt someone else.

Now... if the person is a douche and a very disagreeable person, sure...ad hominem away!

 

[LadyLuna]

I think.. making fun of a person's appearance and directing it at a specific person is wrong. Poking at an appearance in general is fine.

Example: Gingers are too fiery for me!- this is fine
You're just an angry ginger!- not fine, unless the specific person is okay with that.

See the thing is, when you joke about a specific person, you have to be sure that what you're joking about is not an insecurity of theirs. If they're fine with it, it's not too far. If it's a general joke, and not aimed at anyone specific, then it's not too far. If it's aimed at someone specific, then it's their call whether it's too far or not.

 

[Nordling]

I think.. making fun of a person's appearance and directing it at a specific person is wrong. Poking at an appearance in general is fine.

Example: Gingers are too fiery for me!- this is fine
You're just an angry ginger!- not fine, unless the specific person is okay with that.

See the thing is, when you joke about a specific person, you have to be sure that what you're joking about is not an insecurity of theirs. If they're fine with it, it's not too far. If it's a general joke, and not aimed at anyone specific, then it's not too far. If it's aimed at someone specific, then it's their call whether it's too far or not.

I see what you mean and understand, but how is that different than ethnic slurs? "I hate Jews, they all steal money," or "black people are lazy," or "italians smell of garlic." Just seems like something to be avoided, at least in public. I mean like my brother in law used to refer to us (Norwegians) as Swedes...he did it just to troll a bit and it was harmless fun, but in public, it might be seen differently.

Which brings me to something else that sometimes bothers me...when I'm in a model's room and someone announces "I only date [the ethnic group of the model]." I see this a lot. Nothing wrong with preferences, but when I see that it seems really like a corny way to suck up...and not to the person but to their ethnicity. And when you say a certain ethnicity is in some way superior, isn't that the same as saying others are inferior?

 

[LadyLuna]

how is that different than ethnic slurs? "I hate Jews, they all steal money," or "black people are lazy," or "italians smell of garlic."

Those are not jokes. A joke is "Why don't italians fear vampires?" "because they smell of garlic."

Jokes toe a line. In some types of company, they're fine, but in others, not so much. I do think people who get offended by jokes that aren't aimed at a specific person are being too sensitive. Why are these things jokes? Because they play on stereotypes. Why do stereotypes exist? Because, they are at some level true of a lot of the population they refer to. Not all, which is why they shouldn't be taken as being true of the specific person you're talking to. And not completely true.

Example: black being lazy, not really always true. What's true is that a lot of them don't know how to work. Why? Because after the slaves were freed, it became practically impossible for a lot of them to find work. That lack of will to work was passed down through the generations.

Now, rich kids being lazy, that one's true of most of them. I should know, I had the luck to be one for my teenage years.

 

[Rose]

Personally, I live with a jewish man and his nose and penis are both fodder for jokes regularly. He also makes fun of me for having "wonky" labia and asymmetrical boobies. In our house, that's ok. It's how we poke fun at each other and it's all done very playfully and not seriously.

Outside of the house, we don't make jokes aimed specifically at another person, but we do laugh at stereotypes and general anatomy. We don't discriminate in who we laugh at; ALL genitals are fodder for jokes. No penis or vagina is safe from us.

That said I'd never make a joke specifically aimed at someone with a deformity or injury. That guy missing half his face because of a car wreck, not funny. His penis, hilarious. That woman who had a mastectomy, not funny. Her vagina, very funny. If a joke only applies to one person, it isn't funny unless that person said the joke and started the laughing.

 

[Nordling]

Agree, and that's the difference...jokes made between two people in private: Ok. Ethnic humor in public is sooo 1950s.

Sometimes it backfires. My Swedish in-laws thought it would be cute to buy me a book of Norwegian jokes for Christmas. I took it in good humor and was reading though it when I came on one I thought I'd share with them...

"Why was the Norwegian smart when he bought an outhouse?"

"He leased the basement to a Swede."

They glared at me. Not funny to them. But but but...YOU got me the book!

As a rule, ethnic humor is funny when a member of that ethnicity tells it. When you tell an ethnic joke TO a member of that ethnicity, you may get mixed results.

 

[Rose]

As a rule, ethnic humor is funny when a member of that ethnicity tells it. When you tell an ethnic joke TO a member of that ethnicity, you may get mixed results.

Exception, my best friend of the last 13 years is blacker than black. Whenever she calls I answer, "hey dark chocolate bitch." She calls me names anywhere from glow-in-the-dark to see through and neon white. :lol: But we've established our relationship and those jokes are ok between us.

I would never walk up to another black person and call them chocolate (or a bitch for that manner.)

 

[Nordling]

Oh, totally cool. But it's private humor between two friends. Usually these sorts of private humor acceptance are built upon mutual trust.

 

[Albert_1]

I'm uncut and 110% against cutting unless it's done to a consenting adult.

 

[inkydoo]

Yeah, I know this has dropped off the first pages, but when I saw this, I thought I would add it to the discussion. From Cheezeburger.com

Ha. I remember when this spread came out, I was right about 16 or 17. My girlfriend got a copy of it and I very clearly recall seing that exact image for the very first time and thinking, is this what women find sexy? Is the Shar-Pei a deliberate reference to his soft, wrinkly dick? Doesn't anyone else find it creepy that he seems to be fucking a dog? The good news was that my girlfriend thought it was absolutely ridiculous as well (or at least said so), otherwise I think that might have been a make or break moment for my conception of what "sexy" was.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I never understood why people make a big deal out of this. It's not something the individual has control over, it was their parents decision. I've been with both and it's exactly the same. The only difference was that uncut can smell even 5min after the guy washes it. It usually depends in how active they are and how much they sweat. I think it's a lot like "innie or outie" for women. Both can be beautiful, both can be ugly. It all just depends.
Moral of the story, I'm a slut and like all cock types....as long as they're BIG

 

[southsamurai]

i was with ya right up til the last line miss megan