Crazy Funny Model Names

[Jupiter551]

Yet another model using 'toilet' in there name. Meet the ToiletGoddes. :lol:

I think I prayed to her once after I drank too much..

 

[Jupiter551]

Wet Raven?

 

[HarleyLuxe]

Yet another model using 'toilet' in there name. Meet the ToiletGoddes. :lol:

I think I prayed to her once after I drank too much..

Bwahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

This isn't good. How long til Leo boots her or at least tells her to drop the childlike act?

I just saw this weirdo on, popped on as a guest to see what kind of weird shit happens in her room...and wow, the members are retards, and there's a ton of them...

 

[Mikeythegeek]

If you think her name is bad, click the link to see her profile :shock:

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Sophiewetbedx

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Diaper? Oh my god. And she's nearly doing a GOATSE!!!

 

[Jupiter551]

ahh wtf I just looked at that profile and she's in pvt too ewww

 

[Skulliee]

Just a brief scan of the models online now and I got:

Pregofantasy (I love that spaghetti sauce, but I've yet to have a fantasy involving it)
FuckMyASS09 (But it's 2011 now)
Countrysquirt (as opposed to Citysquirt?)
YourLilYummy (my little yummy.. what?)
cockwhisperer ( :lol: )
ShowUTheWay (Show me the way to what?)
dollsquirt
ineedslaves
RealHardAnal (Constipation?)
BreastFeed666 (... uh, is the spawn of Satan involved?)
Fistpussyforu
Lust_1_4_U
SoMuchLove4U
pasion4you
PussyFlirt4u
Freshpussyxxx
TitsBigHot
sexysquirtxox
Pocahontassex (Great, another Disney movie ruined for me)
Queensquirter (Ladies and gentleman, the queen of squirting!)
Oceansquirt
Born2BeBlondy
FunSlut_69
Maneaterdoll
animesexdoll (I can order one of those off the internet though..)
Wetpussys4u
katielixdick
LiveSQUIRT
BodySpecial
HairyMommy
Pussyk9 (... wait, what?)
AboutPussy (I guess it's an educational channel)
HitMyGSpotNow

 

[AmberCutie]

Lust_1_4_U
SoMuchLove4U
pasion4you
PussyFlirt4u

GAH I have such a peeve with the "4u/4you/etc" names. Especially when it's a US/CAN/AUS/UK girl. I expect more thoughtful names from girls whose first language is English. #iamnotaracist

 

[Jupiter551]

if I was a model I'd be JupiBigToiletSquirt4u_BB

 

[Traditio]

How do they expect to be called when we come to the room.
"Hey Toilet, how are you today? All seats shut?"

Seriously - i like to talk to woman with a name.

There is a model named AnalJessy - i like her and think she is quite sexy but i cringe every time i see her room name - she gave me her Facebook account and she has a nice name - neither anal nor jessy ... do they get that silly names from their studios?

 

[AmberCutie]

How do they expect to be called when we come to the room.
"Hey Toilet, how are you today? All seats shut?"

Seriously - i like to talk to woman with a name.

There is a model named AnalJessy - i like her and think she is quite sexy but i cringe every time i see her room name - she gave me her Facebook account and she has a nice name - neither anal nor jessy ... do they get that silly names from their studios?

One of the recommendations I always make to girls who are just starting to cam-model... include a "real" sounding name in your username. People will ask you less "what's your name bb" and just tend to call you by it.

 

[Jupiter551]

I went into MyCuntSquirts room once months ago just to see how she reacted when I addressed her as "Cunt" lol. She immediately told me her name (which I forget).

Probably good that AnalJessy doesn't use that name on facebook...I think I'd be hesitant to have relatives or friends see AnalJessy on my wall lol.

 

[AngelicTease]

I'm not sure if she wanted to be called Princes or if it's meant to be Princess but it reminded me of tuna lol.

 

[Deleted member 565]

ClickOnMyTits has an awesome derp face to go with her funny name

Oh man, I just lolled so hard I spilled my noodles. Thanks Bawksy.

 

[Traditio]

My fantasy is not good enough to imagine what CrackMyHoles want to suggest with her name. :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

My fantasy is not good enough to imagine what CrackMyHoles want to suggest with her name. :-D

Lol CMH is a legend : :mrgreen: You couldn't crack her holes with a jackhammer

 

[Just_mark__]

You know what? Pick a name that's really common such as ClassicPinUp.

Reason? Try looking for video grabs of her sessions in google. Really hard to find because all you get are hits for classic pinups.

Something to think about because it must be a right pain in the arse with all the stuff that we should pay for being free.

 

[lordmagellan]

Just found "FistMeMom" and had to run into here. What I saw was two, possibly three, chicks with a strap-on. Wow.

Also found "GracyGushAlot," which I can appreciate for the alliteration.

"HairyFairy:" A female, despite the moniker.

I expected "DeliGirlSexy" to be making sandwiches. I'm disappointed.

 

[Jupiter551]

I saw FistMeMom I wondered if it was a spiritual sequel to the duo called TeachMeMom...the "mom" has taught her, now they're getting down to business LOL

 

[lordmagellan]

"GtUrOwnNmBtch"


I really hope someone else takes this name, just for the irony.

 

[lordmagellan]

"WookieSex."


Seriously.

And holy shit! I just found "Analsexatic." I'm hoping this is meant to read something like "Anal sex addict," and not "anal sex a tic." I just can't imagine anyone trying to give it to a tic in the ass.

 

[Nordling]

A slight misspelling, perhaps. Anal Sex Attic (a special room for anal sex) :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

maybe it's meant to be a portmanteau of anal, sex and lunatic. Agreed though, it doesn't work well lol

 

[Nordling]

From Colombia: "Cumalatasex." No idea what it may mean.

 

[Jupiter551]

lol there's one called SweetCoofe, she's black and I expect it's meant to be sweetcoffee but "coofe" just really doesn't work lol....

 

[nzhere]

:shock:

http://profiles.myfreecams.com/bigmilkpeepoo

 

[HarleyLuxe]

Uhhhh....

 

[Jupiter551]

Any volunteers to sleep with this young lady? :whistle:

 

[Nordling]

Apparently changed her name to this on a lark. I don't know what her old name was--she said she'll change her name again after she gets 10,000 tokens.