I disagree about the squirting 100%. That may be true for her, but don't make the world think it's true for everybody.
Most of us get that there are girls who have mastered the art of *actual* squirt-gasms, but we also can't deny the fact that SO MANY GIRLS take advantage of the allure of squirting and simply pee-squirt for shows. I would guess that a huge majority of squirt shows are fake.I get that for sure if you don't squirt, but I can squirt in just a few minutes usually. Squirts 3, 4, 5 and 6 might take a bit longer, but not much.
I was never a squirter until my man found a 'Teach her how to squirt' video on one of the porn sites. It took a little time, but eventually it happened, and now I have to hold it back when I cum, if I don't want to squirt. I still have normal cums, but the majority are squirt capable. It's a blessing and a curse.
Most of us get that there are girls who have mastered the art of *actual* squirt-gasms, but we also can't deny the fact that SO MANY GIRLS take advantage of the allure of squirting and simply pee-squirt for shows. I would guess that a huge majority of squirt shows are fake.
I fucking love Jessica Wilde XD
Here is my TMI:
If I turn my mic down for just a little bit but don't leave the room there is a 50/50 chance I'm just sitting there giving a speech to the citizens of Toot City.
As Major of Toot City, I must fulfill my dooties.That's the best way to say "I'm farting" that I have ever fucking heard.
I call going pee "visiting the Mayor of TinkleTown!"As Major of Toot City, I must fulfill my dooties.
I'm so sorry...
Well, our cities are neighbors only separated by Taint Valley. We must work together to maintain great country of United Genitals!I call going pee "visiting the Mayor of TinkleTown!"
Our Mayor friends probably know each other!!
Yeah I don't know that it's accurate for all girls, but I'm still glad she said it because I have a LOT of guys asking me to squirt when I cum for privates, offering me extra credits to do so, and they don't seem to believe me when I say "man, my body just doesn't do that"
can someone tell me how teh fuck you pee when you're turned on?
All this talk about pee-squirting during cum shows. When I'm in the middle of masturbating and need to pee, i have to stop, run a tap, and spend like a good 60 seconds thinking about dripping waterfalls... before I can squeeze out anything. Even when its REALLY PAINFUL.
Maybe this is true for my body but not for everyone else?
I could think of some other examples..where things could be true for one persons body..and not everyone elses. Like controlling squirting (by pushing specifically on my gspot..vs clitoral or deeper penetration ... ohhhhhhh snap)
Yeah, it's something that varies from body to body. My body has no problem peeing while aroused, but I wouldn't pee and call it squirting because I don't want to pee on myself, or clean up pee. Too much work for the payoff, to me at least. I am LAZY, which is also why I don't fake orgasms - too much work, not gonna.
I have needed to pee so bad in the middle of sexy times once. Ran to the bathroom and the dang thing wouldn't stay down. That was an adventure...can someone tell me how teh fuck you pee when you're turned on?
All this talk about pee-squirting during cum shows. When I'm in the middle of masturbating and need to pee, i have to stop, run a tap, and spend like a good 60 seconds thinking about dripping waterfalls... before I can squeeze out anything. Even when its REALLY PAINFUL.
Maybe this is true for my body but not for everyone else?
I could think of some other examples..where things could be true for one persons body..and not everyone elses. Like controlling squirting (by pushing specifically on my gspot..vs clitoral or deeper penetration ... ohhhhhhh snap)
I have needed to pee so bad in the middle of sexy times once. Ran to the bathroom and the dang thing wouldn't stay down. That was an adventure...
So like...
Hahahaha 100% accurate.I fucking love Jessica Wilde XD
Here is my TMI:
If I turn my mic down for just a little bit but don't leave the room there is a 50/50 chance I'm just sitting there giving a speech to the citizens of Toot City.
Hahahaha 100% accurate.
I think that the biggest turn-off is related to some kind of "accident" during anal sex... you know...
Poop makes lube too.