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PrincessXina said:
I LOVE "Online Geisha"! I am also fond of "Fantasy Artist", "Human Interaction Specialist", "Online Instructor" (hey, you could be instructing them in a lot of things if you wanted!), "Actress", "Visual Artist", and a variety of other ones.

Lol you can't tell them you're a Visual Artist or they're gonna demand you produce some sort of art eventually lol

Perhaps the only thing cooler than Online Geisha is Cybergeisha...Neurogeisha!
 
Jupiter551 said:
PrincessXina said:
I LOVE "Online Geisha"! I am also fond of "Fantasy Artist", "Human Interaction Specialist", "Online Instructor" (hey, you could be instructing them in a lot of things if you wanted!), "Actress", "Visual Artist", and a variety of other ones.

Lol you can't tell them you're a Visual Artist or they're gonna demand you produce some sort of art eventually lol

Perhaps the only thing cooler than Online Geisha is Cybergeisha...Neurogeisha!

Well I guess it's a good thing I am an artist, hahahahaha, not that I really thought about that. Besides, my family doesn't know what art is. I could show them an empty cam shot of my livingroom and tell them it's selling fantastically in the art world.

I think I am going with Cybergeisha now!
 
I know someone who transcribes court documents, police interviews, all sorts of things like that from the audio to a printed document - from home. They need a lot of concentration because they're expected to have extreme accuracy, obviously even poorly placed or missing punctuation can have a dramatic effect on the meaning of some statements. And they're definitely not allowed to discuss specifics.
 
Well I realize you can't discuss specifics of what you're typing up or w/e but my family would want to know exactly what I do and how i got into it and what i make. If it's some sort of strange internet job like that they are going to be curious.

I don't know. I've been telling them I'm selling cookies and I think I'm going to just say I also moderate forums/chat rooms. They know I frequent some and won't try to spy on me there because 1.) it's not really their bag and 2.)You need to pay to sign up.
 
How about saying you teach English as a language online? This is a really simple thing to say you do just Google it there are so many companies that you could say you work for. The good thing is is that it usually entails teaching via a webcam...hope this helps ;)
 
Tell them you sell crack and you write children's books.

At the least it'll confuse them.

Do parents really stick their noses that far up their grown kids asses?
 
Paulie Walnuts said:
Tell them you sell crack and you write children's books.

At the least it'll confuse them.

Do parents really stick their noses that far up their grown kids asses?

Well, I'm not sure most do, but I've always been super close with mine. So if I suddenly get vague and sketchy they'll know something is up.
 
Whatever you end up using as your cover story, just don't tell them you're Arnold Schwarzeneggar's new housekeeper! :eek:
 
I have a real job to pay the rent/bills but my parents know it doesn't pay much more than that, and pretty soon they're going to start asking where I'm getting money for all this stuff from >.<
My mother's feelings are starting to get hurt that she can't just pop in anymore. I keep saying I'm at my man's place. Guess that's the downside to being tight with your fam.
 
It's official! My alias job is online customer service. haven't had to give away details yet but I'm prolly going to say that a friend from the SA forums hooked me up with a job on a related website. I moderate the forums/chat room and offer live help when people have questions. since you need to pay to be a member of SA I don't think my parents will try to spy on it. My more computer savvy friends and family already know me real job.
 
My boyfriend just got a job working at home, and basically he reviews search results to determine their accuracy/usefulness. So from now on, I'm telling people that I work for the same company.
If you need specific details about a cover job, I suggest checking out workplacelikehome.com, or other work at home forums. They often can't go into great detail because of NDAs, but you can generally get an idea of what you would be able to tell people. If someone asks if you can get them a job, you can just refer them to the work at home forums and tell them to check it out for themselves. And if anyone gets really nosy about what you do, tell them you signed a NDA and you don't want to get in any trouble.
 
KGB is also another option for a "what I do" where all you do is type answers to questions all day long. If you can google, you can KGB.
 
What's SA....

Your first question as a customer support person.

This call may be recorded for quality control purposes
 
LadyBakes said:
My more computer savvy friends and family already know me real job.

If I found out one of my IRL friends was a cam whore, I'd cum buckets. I went to elementary school with a Suicide Girl, and when I found her pic set, I thought my nuts might fall off.
 
bawksy said:
LadyBakes said:
My more computer savvy friends and family already know me real job.

If I found out one of my IRL friends was a cam whore, I'd cum buckets. I went to elementary school with a Suicide Girl, and when I found her pic set, I thought my nuts might fall off.


LOL. I have actually been surprised by how many people already go on MFC.

btw, I didn't realize my typo until you quoted me. I need to get used to typing on a laptop.
 
I dunno....
I find it hard to believe a site like SA pays a half decent wage for a customer support admin.

Maybe they do... I dunno.
I wouldnt believe it. If I did, I'd wanna know how to get in on the deal myself.

Then what are ya gonna tell me..... :lol:
 
Paulie Walnuts said:
I dunno....
I find it hard to believe a site like SA pays a half decent wage for a customer support admin.

Maybe they do... I dunno.
I wouldnt believe it. If I did, I'd wanna know how to get in on the deal myself.

Then what are ya gonna tell me..... :lol:

hey, I never said i worked for SA, only that a friend i met there hooked me up with an online job on his own site. If you were my parents I'd just say I didn't want you visiting my work. When i had a legit job at Walgreen's my dad would seriously call just to chat so I don't think my not wanting them involved is far fetched.
 
He called walgreens to just chat?

Oy :woops:

If you were my parents I'd just say I didn't want you visiting my work.

I wouldn't dream of going to or calling my kids workplace uninvited , unless it was some kind of emergency. I know employers get pissy when you have calls or visitors.
 
You could start a legit business that charges a small fee to be cam models online job cover story.

A small monthly fee gets you a legit customer service number, so if any parents call to "see if its legit" they get greeted with a friendly "Hello, OSW services, how may I help you?"
(OSW.. online sex worker... lol shhh we dont tell em what it stand for)

Part of the service can be.... monthly bogus employee paperwork in your mail. On official looking letterheads. Perhaps set up to look like a monthly calculation of your "online support time" or whatever.

All the individual cover story you'd ever need for only $19.99 a month.

Why we could even have an extensive bogus website packed full of nonsense and flashy code, all pretty much leading the reader to think its some sort of online temp agency for putting people to work from their home doing customer support.

Yeah.... this is a great idea. Too bad I have no free time to run with it.
:lol:

Sign up this week and you get a free tee shirt and baseball cap with our spiffy (but totally bogus) business logo on it.

I could be rich. :thumbleft:
 
Haha now we're talking about real jobs for you, love, not fake ones for us. :p
 
Buy a fake job to cover your real job.....

I'll give you an MFC discount.
:lol:
 
Nobody should ever pay for a job other than a blowjob. Even that's iffy.
 
Paulie Walnuts said:
You could start a legit business that charges a small fee to be cam models online job cover story.

A small monthly fee gets you a legit customer service number, so if any parents call to "see if its legit" they get greeted with a friendly "Hello, OSW services, how may I help you?"
(OSW.. online sex worker... lol shhh we dont tell em what it stand for)

Part of the service can be.... monthly bogus employee paperwork in your mail. On official looking letterheads. Perhaps set up to look like a monthly calculation of your "online support time" or whatever.

All the individual cover story you'd ever need for only $19.99 a month.

Why we could even have an extensive bogus website packed full of nonsense and flashy code, all pretty much leading the reader to think its some sort of online temp agency for putting people to work from their home doing customer support.

Yeah.... this is a great idea. Too bad I have no free time to run with it.
:lol:

Sign up this week and you get a free tee shirt and baseball cap with our spiffy (but totally bogus) business logo on it.

I could be rich. :thumbleft:
I like the idea...in my opinion its so far out there it could work especially if it is marketed to the right crowd and if you lived in an area that has a lot of adult entertainment! I think you should go for it!
 
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