Vegas Alcoholics acquire Shaun Hill off wavers
Aug 25th - 2:00a - Associated Press Today, the Las Vegas Alcoholics announced they have acquired QB Shaun Hill of the St. Louis Rams off wavers. The move came less than 24 hours after the announcement that Rams starter Sam Bradford is out for the season with a torn ACL. Alcoholics general manager Kunra9 stated, "We are happy to have a starting Quarterback on our roster. We're not kidding ourselves here, this guy isn't exactly Peyton Manning, or even Eli Manning, but he will play and that's good enough." Hill briefly spoke at a press conference held by the Alcoholics. "Remember when I filled in for Stafford in Detroit? Remember?!?! I did good! Seriously!! Cmon guys!!" Trade rumors had been circulating around the Alcoholics and their only roster QB Michael Vick, who is set to be the #2 QB on the roster for the NY Jets this year. However talks often broke down over the fact that Vick has a long track record of being a shitty pet owner and also being old. Vick was not available for comment as he is currently in New Jersey serving court-ordered community service, but his agent released a brief statement saying he is just happy to be in the NFL.
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