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Do you believe in conspiracy theories? Like, Obama is one of the lizard people, chemtrails, that new electronics are fitted with mind-control devices, that the FDA purposely tells people to eat harmful foods so Big Pharma can profit off of new drugs, the Holocaust was faked, et cetera.
Some that I have heard from my friends:
♦ Mr. Evvie believes that 9/11 was a false flag operation
♦ My ladyfriend Mary believes that flu vaccinations are a "conspiracy", but she wouldn't say what for or why
♦ An old friend of mine said that she had proof her father's co-worker had invented a miraculous healing drug from lizards which regrew part of his hand, but the FDA refused to "allow" it because then other companies wouldn't profit; she also said that there was a "cure for cancer" that was being suppressed for the same reasons. (she did not say which cancer there was a cure for, and she seemed a little surprised that there were different types of cancer when I brought it up). She also told me that the Antichrist had been born as a child preacher in the south - this was all about 5 years ago.
For it to count as a conspiracy theory, it has to be some sort of plot or scheme. Like, you may believe that the growth of genetically modified foods is going to make every adult in the world develop serious food allergies to all wheat and corn - but it's not really a conspiracy unless someone is behind it, doing it on purpose to kill everyone.
I find conspiracy theories to be very interesting, but I'm not sure I've ever really gotten behind one. Perhaps it makes me a sheeple, but I'd rather not live in a world where our president is an alien.
What do you guys think? Do you like conspiracy theories? Think they're nifty? Think they're The Truth? Think they're silly? What are your favorite theories?
[plz note: I estimate that the chances of this thread turning extremely bitchy are around 82%. Let's all just pretend for a while that we're tolerant and accepting of what other people think]
Some that I have heard from my friends:
♦ Mr. Evvie believes that 9/11 was a false flag operation
♦ My ladyfriend Mary believes that flu vaccinations are a "conspiracy", but she wouldn't say what for or why
♦ An old friend of mine said that she had proof her father's co-worker had invented a miraculous healing drug from lizards which regrew part of his hand, but the FDA refused to "allow" it because then other companies wouldn't profit; she also said that there was a "cure for cancer" that was being suppressed for the same reasons. (she did not say which cancer there was a cure for, and she seemed a little surprised that there were different types of cancer when I brought it up). She also told me that the Antichrist had been born as a child preacher in the south - this was all about 5 years ago.
For it to count as a conspiracy theory, it has to be some sort of plot or scheme. Like, you may believe that the growth of genetically modified foods is going to make every adult in the world develop serious food allergies to all wheat and corn - but it's not really a conspiracy unless someone is behind it, doing it on purpose to kill everyone.
I find conspiracy theories to be very interesting, but I'm not sure I've ever really gotten behind one. Perhaps it makes me a sheeple, but I'd rather not live in a world where our president is an alien.
What do you guys think? Do you like conspiracy theories? Think they're nifty? Think they're The Truth? Think they're silly? What are your favorite theories?
[plz note: I estimate that the chances of this thread turning extremely bitchy are around 82%. Let's all just pretend for a while that we're tolerant and accepting of what other people think]