Well I keep telling myself that the reason I came to mfc & the reason I am still there, is because there is a story there, and I am going to tell it. Well I do think there is a story there, more than one in fact. I also know that why I am still there is much more complex, than my desire to write about it.
One of the simple reasons mfc has its hooks into me, is because I can be that guy. I can, when I get it right, be the most interesting man in the world. At times it truly feels like I can speak Russian, in French.
Went into a model's room on the way out this morning, because I had never seen her before, and she looked interesting. I had only 18 tokens, but did not plan to be in the room for very long. As I always do, I said Hi. The model was engaged in conversation, but acknowledged me. I was totally fine with sitting there and taking it in. I think that's the best way to get a first impression of a model, is to do just that. If you are trying to think of what you are going to say half the time, that's half the time you can't pay attention to her.
And please, would you needy bastards who come into a room and think that you need to get in the middle of the chat right off, just calm the fuck down. come in, say Hi, and if there is an active conversation going, sit back and see where your voice might be appropriated, - if you feel you need to be on front street. I say this, often feeling that need myself, but there is a right way, and a bullshit annoying way, and everyone including yourself are going to be happier in the end if you do it the right way. and if you are the type who wont feel bad about being a rude bastard, you seriously want to avoid entering the same room as I. Idiots will be idiots, and I am one myself at times, but idiots who know they are idiots and don't care about anybody else, I have lost all patients for. If the model does not ban you, you will want to leave, and it wont be just me, you will feel what it is to be run down by a bandwagon of rallying members. If you don't leave, you are ether a bot, or just to stupid to have any sense of whats going on around you. In which case you should seriously consider punching your own ticket, and getting out of the game early, because it isn't going to get any better, and your using resources.
OK, I digress, I digress, in huge leaps, and bounds.
So after 5 or 6 minutes the person she was talking to, is leaving and so is the model. there are three other prem. in the room, and I am tired and will just say good night in a tip window. My first impression is, that I think I like this model. I want her to have a chance of remembering me next time. And, I have been in the room less than 10 minutes, - who the fuck am I to make a production of good night in this room where no one knows me even a tiny bit?
That's when it comes to me. I wont send the 10 tokens I had started to. No, I will send 9, and as a ninja. In the tip window, I explain that this is a little tiny ninja, and half of what I have. I also tell her that she should use it for any little tiny ninja tasks she might have. I go on to say that I am keeping the other little tiny ninja, for any little tiny ninja task I might have. It is not so funny in the retelling of it, and I would have not thought so funny at the time, but it gets a huge laugh from the model who stays on for another 5 or 6 minutes to chat and get to know me.
Those are the moments that would keep me here if there was nothing else. For a few minutes I was the most interesting man in the room.
PS I know the crap in the middle really doesn't fit but I left it there because it has become my passion to berate and belittle assholes when I encounter them on MFC, and there is no shortage of them. In a way it is sort of sad, though I am proud of how good I have gotten at it, I am not proud of the fact that I take such pleasure from it because I am really a rather nice guy in every other circumstance.
:dance:
Fuck yeah!
