While I typically don't respond kindly to rude requests, I will indulge the topic creator on the assumption that this is just a humourous and different way of eliciting a profile introduction of yet another user.
Yeah, okay, that was a pretty long and unnecessary way of saying it.
Let's see... what can I tell you about myself? I am a male human being. I live on Earth. I breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. I am an adult, according to the societal definition. I have enough disposable income to be able to afford an Internet connection. I go to MFC. I visit AmberCutie's chat room.
Now, for the less obvious stuff:
I am a Scorpio. I type at about 73 words per minute when I'm tested, but I can type a lot faster when I'm not tested. My hobbies include playing video games and... uh... playing computer games, and... sometimes playing card games and board games. Infrequently, I will go out and have an alcoholic beverage with people.
My favourite colour is blue, but since the chat is filled with people who use some shade of blue, I find that I don't stand out that much, so that's why I use my second favourite colour, red.
In case you couldn't tell from my spelling, I do not use the US version of certain words. Besides, the language choice I selected for this forum is British English (not like I had any other choice). Maybe if I spelled words the US way, I could increase my typing speed slightly.
I chose the number 314 randomly, not because I was planning on joining this site on Pi Day.
Like Garfield, I really like to have lasagna when I go out for dinner. Unlike Garfield, I'm not overweight.
I have no tattoos, although I do have a scar from protecting an innocent kitten from a parkour loving psychotic machete wielder. No wait... that was in a dream. The scar was from surgery.
I do not smoke or do drugs. I try my best to avoid second hand smoke.
I tend to take the stairs, not the elevator.
I wonder how many people read through this whole introduction.