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What's some weird/funny ways you've ever dumped somebody?

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Or maybe just told them you weren't interested.

I didn't go to my Senior Prom because two weeks prior to the dance, I caught my girlfriend at the time cheating on me.
I didn't tell her I caught her.

I pretended like everything was ok the next two weeks.

Prom night I went out with my buddies and stood her up. No calls to let her know or anything. Her parents were kinda wealthy and had went all out. Limo, expensive dresses, the whole shabang.

Needless to say we were done at that point.
 
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I broke up with this girl once just because of something she said: "It's over."

Srsly. Maybe I should have given her a chance after that but I was young and cocky and there were plenty of fish in the sea.
 
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ive never honestly "dumped" anyone its either been a friendly mutual break up or i was relieved to get dumped before i had gotten fed up enough to make the choice to do so.

but i have an awesome story of getting dumped! back in high school i went out with this chick for about a year or so. it was i guess as serious as any teenage fling can be, but she was crazy as hell so it wasnt really going to be anything real. she went to west virginia to visit her family for a week during xmas break. comes back and tells me a story about how she had sex with her cousin. i was so stunned i couldnt say anything, which was enough time for her to give me the dump. i recovered a few seconds later enough to say " thank the gods!" before i walked out lol
 
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I got dumped once for being too 'chaotic' :? I just cannot be tamed! I went round to get my stuff and the guy had obviously been trying to look hot or something and used some fake tan, except he was a proper man's man and had no clue how to use it and he was all patchy and odd looking with orange palms. He looked so embarrassed when he opened the door. Hilarious. I had to sit down to laugh at him properly. He had really strange trousers on too as I recall. lol.
 
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This didn't happen to me personally (thankfully) and if you're not as peurile as I am you'll likely think it more digusting than funny but in year 10 (I guess we would have been about 14/15?) this guy at our school got dumped by his girlfriend. So in retaliation he mailed an envelope containing a sheet of shit-covered toilet tissue and a note saying something less than complimentary to her house. Her parents complained to the school and the school brought his parents in and he ultimately got suspended over it :lol:
 
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mynameisbob84 said:
This didn't happen to me personally (thankfully) and if you're not as peurile as I am you'll likely think it more digusting than funny but in year 10 (I guess we would have been about 14/15?) this guy at our school got dumped by his girlfriend. So in retaliation he mailed an envelope containing a sheet of shit-covered toilet tissue and a note saying something less than complimentary to her house. Her parents complained to the school and the school brought his parents in and he ultimately got suspended over it :lol:
:lol: he's lucky he didn't get put in jail for spreading hazardous material.

Right after moving in with a lady I was dating, one of the stories she told me was about breaking up with some guy who, in her estimation, was just terrible. Anyway, she went on to tell me that he still hadn't gotten his clothes out of her house, so he asked her to send them if she wouldn't allow him to come get them.

She put all his clothes in her bathtub, she told me, then pulled down her pants and crapped all over them...then she put the mess in a plastic bag, and then into a cardboard box and shipped the nastiness to him.

After that story, I decided to plan leaving at my soonest convenience...and remember to take all my stuff with me at once. lol
 
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mynameisbob84 said:
This didn't happen to me personally (thankfully) and if you're not as peurile as I am you'll likely think it more digusting than funny but in year 10 (I guess we would have been about 14/15?) this guy at our school got dumped by his girlfriend. So in retaliation he mailed an envelope containing a sheet of shit-covered toilet tissue and a note saying something less than complimentary to her house. Her parents complained to the school and the school brought his parents in and he ultimately got suspended over it :lol:
yeah "your friend" :whistle:
 
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This thread was also inspired by a situation I'm currently in.

I was approached by a girl I work with the other day, whom I do not find even remotely attractive.

I'm not saying she's UGLY by any means, but she doesn't have any physical features that I am attracted to.

I didn't really know the girl, and it all came up in a passing moment so before I had a chance to reject her she had wandered off.

That night she sent me a friend request on Facebook... Creepy because I never gave her my last name, which means she creeped me via friends or something, but nobody is fessing up.

So anyway she approaches me at work today and attempts a clumsy flirting session, which I responded to in a purely negative fashion. Not mean or anything, just didn't flirt back and kinda remained neutral.

My gut instinct, because I didn't know the girl, was to simply tell her I don't find her attractive. However all my friends told me that would be really mean. So instead of being honest, I went with a lie and told her she was too young for me. She's 23. I actually don't give a shit, but everyone seemed to agree this was a gentle way to do it.
 
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I'm going to go ahead and share a weird breakup story, but I was the one being dumped.

It was highschool and I was TOTALLY smitten with this guy I had been dating for about a month. We both liked each other quite a bit, but he had been in love with this girl for ages but she had a boyfriend that she was really only with because her super religious family liked him. She decided the hell with her family and broke it off with him, and she liked the guy I was dating...so anyway, he broke it off with me to be with her. I was totally devastated. Awhile later I started dating another guy who was friends with the first guy (we all hung out in a very incestuous group at the time) and we started going on double dates and what-not, after I got over it. I ended up becoming really good friends with the girl he left me for, as well as the guy who dumped me. The three of us would hang out quite often. They ended up breaking up (I ended up breaking up with my guy around the same time) and I was there for both of them during it. They don't talk anymore, but I'm still really close friends with both of them. In some weird fucked up way, even though I was the one who was dumped for another chick, I got the best end of the situation.

That was a really maturing moment for me in my life, and it led me to realize that sometimes people enter your life in strange ways but grudges are silly and awesome people are awesome no matter what. With the girl, I really admire that she had the balls to tell her parents off and go for what she wanted, even though it really hurt me at the time.
 
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Kunra9 said:
That night she sent me a friend request on Facebook.

So anyway she approaches me at work today and attempts a clumsy flirting session.

My gut instinct, because I didn't know the girl, was to simply tell her I don't find her attractive. However all my friends told me that would be really mean.


Yeah, I think it would've been mean to blurt out "I don't think you're attractive" since that would be an insult. It's better to say "No thanks, I'm not interested."
 
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The_Brown_Fox said:
Kunra9 said:
That night she sent me a friend request on Facebook.

So anyway she approaches me at work today and attempts a clumsy flirting session.

My gut instinct, because I didn't know the girl, was to simply tell her I don't find her attractive. However all my friends told me that would be really mean.


Yeah, I think it would've been mean to blurt out "I don't think you're attractive" since that would be an insult. It's better to say "No thanks, I'm not interested."

LOL Well I wouldn't just blurt it out! I have more tact then that. Geez.
 
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Kunra9 said:
LOL Well I wouldn't just blurt it out! I have more tact then that. Geez.


Telling a woman "I don't think you're attractive" IS blurting it out though. Unless she actually asked you "Do you think I'm pretty?," there's really no reason to tell her you think she's unattractive. Just tell her no thanks, and that you're not interested.
 
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I had a guy tell me once that he went over to his gf's place to break it off with her. Apparently she was a huge cheating bitch, so after she let him in, he told her he had to use the washroom. He proceeded to take a massive dump and used her shower curtain to wipe his ass before leaving through the bathroom window. I still lol about that story...
 
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If I was going to dump and run, I would dump into the toilet tank. That way every time they flush they get shitty water in the bowl
 
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