What would be your pickup line?

[CynClaire]

If you saw this lady, what would be your pickup line?

 

[Rose]

Hey :thumbleft:

 

[Shaun__]

That woman looks high maintenance, but I think I would ask about what she was cooking. I am thinking some kind of gluten free dish, that uses layers of meat and veggies. I would assume the Vaseline is used for some random female stuff, and would ignore it.

 

[JickyJuly]

Can I buy you a Yoohoo. Ladies love Yoohoo. :thumbleft:

 

[Just Me]

Have you seen the zucchini's?

 

[Double_N]

Hey pretty lady, would you like to see my tokens and reward points?

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

If you saw this lady, what would be your pickup line?

I dont know but can I just say that Miss Prestin is sooo fine :-D

 

[LadyLuna]

Watching her quietly from across the store, and stressing about whether or not I should say anything until it's too late and she's gone.

 

[southsamurai]

HI! my name is mike. im from north carolina, i like peanut butter and sex, how bout you?


above line btw has a sex panther level of success getting me laid

 

[morment]

Watching her quietly from across the store, and stressing about whether or not I should say anything until it's too late and she's gone.

That's my go to move, which probably explains a lot of my dating history, or lack thereof.

 

[LadyLuna]

Watching her quietly from across the store, and stressing about whether or not I should say anything until it's too late and she's gone.

That's my go to move, which probably explains a lot of my dating history, or lack thereof.

I can get away with it solely for the fact that men approach me. I've never *had* to approach men. Instead, I have to try to get men off my back without insulting them too badly (cause I don't want to make them feel bad, I'm just not that interested in sex... at least, not until they're a very very good friend. And I'm paranoid, so becoming my friend is hard.)

 

[morment]

I can get away with it solely for the fact that men approach me. I've never *had* to approach men. Instead, I have to try to get men off my back without insulting them too badly (cause I don't want to make them feel bad, I'm just not that interested in sex... at least, not until they're a very very good friend. And I'm paranoid, so becoming my friend is hard.)

I don't have the benefit of women approaching me all the time, but I've found that when it does happen it typically works out well.

 

[southsamurai]

im going to quietly climb on miss luna's back and whisper in her ear something along the lines of " hey bb, nice pants... you must wash them in windex cuz i can see myself in them"

 

[CynClaire]

Have you seen the zucchini's?

this was my fave!

 

[CynClaire]

Hey pretty lady, would you like to see my tokens and reward points?

LOL Okay this was my second fave! Tied for first even ...maybe. lolol.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Are you Jamaican?











Cos'... Jamaican me crazy

 

[Kunra9]

NICE MELONS!!

Oh look there's fruit in your basket!

 

[Evvie]

"As you can see, I am also a woman. Would you like to have sex? I am not a man."

 

[lordmagellan]

"Are you done with the picture? I need to get to the steak." Then I go check out the beer.

 

[helloimc]

Recently shared this in the models only section -say "futureboyfriendsaywhat" really fast and if he says "what?", you're in luck!
*edit: in this scenario you would say girlfriend.