What ORIGINAL "Locations" Have You Seen?

[NotYou]

I am unsure of anywhere else but on Chaturbate people seem to do one of 3 things for their locations:

1) Put their real country
2) Put a fake country
3) Try be funny or witty


Now, looking at #3 it seems to always be the same few things, the couple that spring to mind are "in your dreams/world/room", "Chaturbate", "the internet", "heaven"... and others quite typically like these - you know them, I am sure.

With these funny or witty or clever ones, I honestly don't think I have seen anything original or unique - they are all the above or variations thereof.
Have you seen any that's funny, smart or different?

 

[EmptyKins]

I've always been from Blanketsburg. It's wonderful when people get the reference and we can banter about it. Also pretty funny when people think it's a real place.

 

[EleanorGee]

Mines down as the Second Circle of Hell. It usually gets me at least one or two literary conversations a show, which is all I can as for.

 

[SaffronBurke]

When asked, I am from every Trekkies' favorite pleasure planet, Risa

 

[AudriTwo]

I say my house or the internet. When someone asks where I was born I say the hospital.

 

[EmptyKins]

@heart42 why did you give me a chill pill lol

 

[ElaySmith]

My MV profile says a van down by the river- which is not really original but it is kinda semi true. When on cam I like to name a different place every time somebody asks- and I like picking places where my southern accent would be out of place. I did learn though that members will believe I am from Australia so I don't use that one anymore.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I used to say Cloud City to everyone but then they'd go on and on trying to figure out details.

Now when asked I say "The US " and quickly ask where from. If they ask what state I'm in I typically go with states of mood.

"Oh, I'm in the state of frustration."

If they ask again or ask to specify the state I reply with why I'm in that mood.

"Well, I'm in that state due to trying to come up with a video description and obviously needing to masturbate in paid chat to get some of that frustration out."

 

[NotYou]

@heart42 why did you give me a chill pill lol

1 more than you need is never too many... right? lol


Another common one I forgot to say, is "Earth" or "Planet Earth".

 

[SaffronBurke]

a van down by the river

But are you living on a steady diet of government cheese?

 

[ElaySmith]

But are you living on a steady diet of government cheese?

I’m in the south. We put government cheese on everything

 

[mutantdonut]

On a serious note....

I've come across a couple members who hate it when a model uses a US location when that model is not from the US, with one of those members going as far as stating how he's reporting every model that does this. I don't know if this is even a remotely big deal, but i suppose that'll fool some members in thinking a non-US model is a US resident.

 

[NotYou]

On a serious note....

I've come across a couple members who hate it when a model uses a US location when that model is not from the US, with one of those members going as far as stating how he's reporting every model that does this. I don't know if this is even a remotely big deal, but i suppose that'll fool some members in thinking a non-US model is a US resident.

ON CB i see this a lot for Russian models, they say they are in the UK. Not sure why specifically the UK - didn't know Russians loved us that much.
But with stuff like that I don't mind, as it's just them trying to hide their identity.